Sir-dik-dik is hot and sweaty.
So steamy and hot.
And he needs to bathe after that run.
Note to all my People that liked chapter one, two. I don't say F because I try to keep it clean and PG-13 so I can write some funny things with crude humor. Also please If your name has a curse word please just reviewed unsigned under a cleaner name, Yes Dik Dik is a nasty name if you are a perverted fourteen year old that still drools over the sight of a girl in a min-skirt. PS, no swearing in your Reviews.
Hello anybody that has read my story and is now is here to read some more. Thank god I get some to write some Fanfiction. I do love to write and write, oh wait I'm rambling. I'm writing this piece of Fanfiction on Thanksgiving so what's more appropriate than to have a list of what I'm thankful for: Video games, MTV, MTV2, G4tech TV, My family, The troops in the military like my brother, The land I live on, and anything Else I have ever had and The ability to write this piece of Fanfiction, also to read yours. I wish you all a happy, late, Thanksgiving and enjoy my Disclaimer, I don't own anything not even the new character, Bungie owns everything. I own only five percent of my soul; Satan owns the other ninety-five. So here is the new chapter,
Part two of match one of round one of game one, The death and resurrection.
Recap,
Okay we left the Yellow team's 999jjjkiller and Gyra cornered by a turret wielding, green team, warthog. Lucky for 999jjjkiller he was sent to get water and is now planing to blow the living poop out of them. Leon and Master Baiter were now inside the Green base and ready to kill them all. But something in the base had them scared. Where's Will kill4 shoes? What has happened to the other team and why the hellenatroy is the warthog in such crappy condition?
Green base, last chapter
"Mother Beepers come have a listen before I fill you with led, said, well you
can probably guess by now, " we will make them pay for what happened back
at the river." "Sir what do we do about … all of a sudden interrupting T-bone's
sentence there was a large crash and the sound of shocks bouncing. "All right
my Pimped out Warthog is here." Exclaimed a happy Soul Brotha' like a little
kid inside a candy shop with twenty dollars that he stole. Every one rushed out
to see it, but instead it was just a regular old warthog. " BEEEP" shouted an
upset Soul Brotha'. "I'm calling X to the M Xmigdet." An angry Soul Brotha'
muttered to himself. He pulled out his futuristic cell phone that oddly resembled
the Xbox Live headset. After a few rings he gets an answering machine, "Hello,
you have reached East Coast Customs if you would like to place an order press
one, if you would like to pick up a machine press two, if your pissed off
press three and leave a message after the beep." Takes his armor plated finger
and looks all over it, "Where the beeping hell is the three?" asked Soul Brotha'
about to lose his already lost cool. He hit the three and waited for the beep to
happen. After an incredibly long pause there was a short beep. "Hey where the
bloody Beep is my Beeping Warthog, If you don't get here soon I will shove
my twenty-eight and a half size armor plated foot up your ass." An almost
shouting Soul Brotha' well shouted. Just then the phone was picked up by none
other than X to the M Xmidget. "Hey homey waz' up, still waitin' on that
warthog huh?" Xmidget stuttered, "Well about that, it's not looking so good…
"WHAT THE BEEP DID YOU GUYS DO TO MY BABY BIACH'?"
Screamed Soul' Brotha'. "Calm down dog, I will get it fixed, let me come over
aight'? asked Xmidget. "Okay, haul ass and get over here quick okay?"
Reminded Soul Brotha'.
Five minutes later.
Xmidget comes cruising around in a green pimped out ghost. At this very
Moment Will kill4 shoes sees it and jumps at the moment to help out his team
by trying to jack it. He runs over to the back of the pimped out ghost, grabs
a hold of the back of the sixty inch speakers and taps on Xmidget's shoulder
and draws back his leg. You should have have seen Xmidget's face, he looked
like a scared little elf, an elf with a long strand of weed in his mouth. Will kill4
shoes noticed this piece of weed, kicks him in a nerve in his jaw where he
opened his mouth and Will kill4 shoes garbed the weed and he banged his
head in to the steering wheel. Xmidget with a bloody face fell out of his ghost
and then was farted on by Will kill4 shoes, why, I don't know. He tried to
accelerate but all he got was the sixty-inch speakers to turn on. "He freaking'
took out the accelerators for speakers, what the hell?" asked a confused and
disappointed Will kill4 shoes. He was confused because he had no clue to
smoke weed with his helmet on and was never was given instructions to take it
off. But somehow a towel got off his rack and came to help Will kill4 shoes.
South Park reference " Oh so you want to get high, okay let me help, he
took off helmet and let's have a smoke." Whispered the little towel. Will Kill4
Shoes got the weed in his mouth and the world started to spin, great flowers
grew, the air was as sweet as sugar and everything looked like it was under
water. He got back in the car and drove towards the other team's base.
In the Booth.
Master beef was watching the match while Sir-Dik-Dik played the Sims 2.
"Stop playing that damn game and help me commentate!" Complained Master
Beef. "Wait, I'm getting some so leave me be." Replied Sir-dik-dik still glued
to the PC's screen. Then master Beef got up with a pickaxe and was about to
hit the computer but his leg was pulled out from him and he was upside down.
"I figured you would do this Master Beef." Sir-dk-dik said in quiet a serious
tone. "Just playing man here you said that you had to use the bathroom earlier
so here are the keys." Master Beef took the keys and sneaked into the kitchen
and then took the cheese from the refrigerator and came back. Master Beef
had cheese and Sir-dik-dik had the Sims 2 and everyone was happy.
Back at the green camp
Will Kill4 Shoes was high, and wasn't about to let that stop him from driving
into their base. He drove in and fell passed out their floor. T-bone turned
around and noticed that he was lying down. "Guys, Guys there is a person in
our base." He announced happily. "T-bone and Super Size Me I want you two
to take care of him." Ordered Soul Brotha'. This would soon come back to
bite them later but that is a different story for another time. "Why Bother I'm
Blind and My home is the closet come with me, we got some unfinished
business to well finish." Commanded Soul Brotha'.
Back at the Yellow camp present.
"So why is the Warthog a mess?" asked Gyra. "Well Super size me wanted to
operate the turret and when he jumped on, the beeping thing flipped over."
Replied Soul Brotha'. "Well how would you like to be rocket fodder?"
999jjjkiller asked a rather one sided question but heck when you got a rocket
launcher you can do anything. He fired at the warthog and it made contact. All
three teammates died in a large blaze. But 999jjjkiller did not expect a tire to
bounce at him and lodge it self into his head. He died but for some reason could
not respond. Now the Yellow team was screwed and had to find a replacement
quick or they would be disqualified. As the sound of the Pac-Man ambulance
came closer the team started to panic but some freaky-ass angle smiled on them
that day because all of a sudden a kilt wearing Spartan jumped out of the
mountain crevasse. "I'm your new back up you little queers." Exclaimed this
new character.
Up in the booth,
"Oh no," moaned a worried Sir-Dik-Dik. "What is it, Sim got fired?" Asked
Master Beef. " No I was looking to see what the Hellenatroy was going down
there and then my Sim got fired." Answered SDD. "Well what's going on
asked Master Beef. "Well see 999jjkiller shot the warthog most of the green
team was in but a tire hit him in the head and he is now in a comma and he is
ineligible to fight and with out a full team they can't win." Paused SDDMy
name is too long to write every time. "Sucks to be them doesn't it?" asked
Master Beef. "Well this is where it gets interesting, they got a new recruit, but
it's my friend Tayter." Finished SDD. "Well what is he like?" asked Maser
Beef. SDD goes into his desk and pulls out a stack of papers and hands Master
Beef a Bio,
Name, Tayter. Likes to act like Fat Bastard. Thinks that has never had any corn in his life, filthy liar. Favorite weapon is the Brute shot. Hates sexy English men that say Yhea Baby and subs. Playing style is angry Scottish person. Wishes to have the Linkin Park CD and hates it that SDD won't let him have it. Armor is green with red stripes and has a bagpipe for his symbol.
"Ohh that is weird." Master Beef added. "Yes but the yellow team is in
trouble, 999JJJkiller was the only sane person on that team." SDD
added. He saves his Sim and turns the computer off and looks over to Master
Beef. Master Beef looks blankly at him and then says, "Are you going to watch
now?" "No I'm taking a nap." SDD told Master Beef. Score Yellow 14 to
Green 10.
Back to Leon and Master Baiter.
Last time we left them at the back mouth of the other teams base in horror.
Let's see what the freakishly disturbing thing is. Leon looked down the pipe
entrance of the base. Large amounts of smoke emitted for the entrance and little
smoke butterflies came out along with the laughs of the people inside. One of
the people were non other than Will Kill4 Shoes. They both charged in to find
Super size me, T-bone and Will kill4 Shoes on the floor all of them high and
laughing. "You want to get high?" a little towel asked them with red eyes.
"No we don't want to get high!" replied an angry Leon who then took out his
dual SMGs and blew the living crap out of him. Master Baiter came and
dragged Will kill4 shoes out of the base. Leon then chucked a grenade down
where the other team was and in less than three seconds there was a loud
explosion and the announcer presented them style awards, Double kill, One
Shot wonder and you widened the lead. Just before they were about to
celebrate someone came behind them. "Surprise Beepers." Soul Brotha' raised
his dual SMGs. There was a loud bang and a body dropped. It was Gyra he
had been shot in the head by Why Bother I'm Blind with his Sniper rifle. Just
then My Home is the closet came out with win neederlers and filled his right arm
with a few sharpened crystals. He let out a yelp of pain as the needles burst. A
few drops of blood hit the floor and Leon thought it was over. But just like last
time some cruel angel made a large turn in events. "We have the disqualification
of Will kill4 shoes for using and selling of illegal drugs." Sir-Dik-Dik announced
over the intercom. "We shall replace him with St.Timmy." Master
Beef announced.
Name St.Timmy. A drug addict fifteen year old that loves novocaine. His life story is comedy and tragedy. Thinks that novocaine is better than air. Favorite weapons are dual Magnums. Playing style, what every the hell he feels like doing. Hates everybody. Armor is Yellow and black so he blends in with penguins, his symbol is a dog??
"Well this is getting to be a pretty big crowd isn't it?" asked Master
Beef. "No because it's all the same size it has always been." SDD corrected
him. "Well are you going to watch the match?" Asked Master Beef pretty
annoyed. "Nope I just got a girl in the shower and my Sim is about to make out
with the cleaning lady and I'll have a son!" SDD said quiet proudly.
End of Chapter three. Thank God!
Okay I have finished this ridiculous chapter in three hours and twenty-five minutes. That does not count editing. If you are wondering about the chapter, I don't own Saint Timmy, Green day does,Even thought the real name for it is St.Jimmy, but I don't want to risk it. No that wasn't a stab at Pimp My Ride which MTV owns. I have to thank any and all who reviewed, I have to thank all the people that let me use there Halo2 tag for a character. Yes all these people have volunteered to be a character. Thanks to Master Beef that extended his profile to ten words or more. Now I know hat you're a teen just like me. Please when you review have some manners please! If your unsigned please don't be a nasty name I really think you have absolute no manners. I don't mean to sound like your parents or for that fact anyone else but my parents read most of my reviews but and I was barley able to sneak last couple of peoples reviews, you know of whom I'm talking about. Also thanks to Tayter that is editing my stories except chapter1. So until next time Peace0)
