Sir-dik-dik is now the proud owner I'm the owner Tayter, you're only a pawn. Just kidding. of SDD-T. What is it? I will never tell.

Saw Three Days Grace, They freaking' rocked. They changed guitars about every other song because they rocked hard.

Hey everybody I'm back with chapter 4 of YVG. Happy? I know you would. If you every want to see more chapters, please ask more people to give this a chance. I want to thank Tayter, Master beef and anybody that reviewed! It will be no different nor will it have perfect grammar. After about an hour of being bicthed at and waking up from the American dream, I'm now I am really ready to write something. I am writing this before I even posted chapter three. I do hope this is the best/funniest chapter in this story so farTHIS WILL BE DESTURBING! Chapter 4, A fat man's story, If two Warthogs collide does it make a sound, and my favorite, The quest for the left male nipple.Not in that order Three short chapters rolled in one.

Note I will have a "Thank you" to everyone that reviewed I can remember at the end. Disclaimer, Oh god it's long: I don't own MGS, KOTOR one or two, Halo one or two, The Resident evil series, Don't own any of the music that I mention or the types of cars I mention, NFSU, and I don't own the Lo-LI-Lu-Li-Lo. Not to mention the pen names I mentioned or Green day, or My Chemical Romance. Note have this stuff doesn't even show up in the chapter, enjoy.

Last time, Two new recruits enter the war torn battlefield know as Beaver Creak. The two new recruits, St. Timmy and Tayter are strange, very, very, very, strange. But who cares when the score is Yellow 15 to Green's 11 they are in a tight spot. The yellow team has lost its two MVPs along with the only semi-crazy characters and is full of insane to out-of-mind scotch drug using people. Master Beef got some cheese, SDD is taking a nap and some new person is coming to really screw with things. So on with the first part of this mega chapter, part one of part three of game one of match one of series one Yes I intend to make a second YVG When two warthogs collide does it make a sound? .

"Who the beep are you?" asked a confused Soul Brotha' with his dual SMGs.

"I'm Saint Timmy, you know from the Green Day song." A somlem St. Timmy explained.

"Well what are we going to do you guys?" asked the oddly named the closet is my home. Just then the really weird Tayter came and blew up T-bone with a Brute shot to the chin. Blood covered the area where T-bone was standing, was. Everyone looked over to the Scottish man and only one person laughed which was Saint Jimmy. Everyone else looked mad that was on the green side. The gunfire was now apparent to both teams and the first person to give up was Super size me. He walked up to soul Brotha' and stuck a plasma grenade to his back.

"What the bleep!" Soul Brotha' freaked out. A sorry was echoed through his butt

as it farted out the words, "Sorry Biach." And the grenade blew up and killed him. That now bring the came to 16Yellow to 10green and it doesn't look good for them and what is about to happen will shock and awe you. But more on that later now I will have fun with some friends.

In the both.

A long yawn followed by the sound of a kid taking off his helmet off and a quick stare around the room to find Master Beef playing is laptop. He sneaks behind his shoulder and Bugs Bunny style asked, "What's up dock?" Master beef spins around to find that SDD is holding a pump action Shotgun. Master Beef quotes a song, "Get back Mother F'er you don't know me like that!" But before he could pull the trigger he noticed something, "How did you kill that?" he asked. "I had Bastila and Jolee cast force lighting as your character used slow and death." Master Beef pointed out. SDD looks really pissed put decides to let it go. "You stay the ! away from my laptop from now on." He calls in a butler and has him bring in a Ps2 and a Xbox. Pick one cause I'm playing one of the two, so witch one? SDD asked without quotes. "I pick the Xbox because we have Xbox live in here right?" Master Beef asked. "We do put you only can play against old lady porn stars… weird huh?" SDD replied in an apologetic voice. "That's okay cause I have a butler that will supply me with cheese." Master Beef shrugged. "Fine I'll play GTA San Andreas." SDD told him with a half a smile. As they spent an hour playing the games finally Master Beef broke the silence besides the shouts at the TV some happy, some upset, "You know you look different then I thought you would." Master beef inquired. "Yhea, you don't look like I thought you would." SDD replied. "You haven't even seen me yet." Master Beef gave SDD a strange look. As they looked at each other two unexpected guest came to visit. The butler was all of a sudden grabbing at his own throat and fell over dead. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Master Beef freaked out, but then the door exploded and in came Alice the Revan and Dot.Hcker130 came in. "Why did I agree to help you again?" Dot.hacker130 asked with his head down. "You would help you get those credits back remember?" ATR reminded him. "Are you on KOTOR crack cause if I owed people credits I might be in the hood or in a dream." SDD asked. "AWWWWWWE your friend is cute without that armor on."ATR taunted. "But Sargent Johnson told me that ladies like armored plating, especially the one Master Chief wears?" Master Beef asked in a confused voice. "Well I'm suppose to be reading a book right now but I said screw it." SDD said proudly. "What did that have to do with our mysteries and problems?" asked a cryptic voice asked. "Oh no get that ladies creepy ass out of here right now." SDD shouted because he couldn't remember Kiear's name at that moment. KOTOR2 "I'll help." As ATR Alice the Revan Force lifted her and slammed Kiear against the wall and broke her back. "Sorry, new at this story world where I have force powers." ATR apologized. Dot.Hacker130 looks around for a moment and sees the laptop, "Is that a Alien Wear laptop?" "Damn straight." SDD proclaimed, but at that moment .Hacker130Witch I will call him for my fingers sake. leaped towards it and Master Beef prepared for the worst. "Stay off my mother loud explosion laptop before I kick your loud explosion." SDD yelled. "Sit Dik Dik." a girl that had a pet monkey told him and he fell face first, "if he ever gets rowdy and thinks he is super Dik Dik again tell me. And the girl left. .Hacker130 sat down playing with the mini computer on his head and earphones magically appeared and he listened to music the hole chapter.I didn't want to piss you off if you weren't already Ps you could probably kick my ass in a fight, just a thought. "Friends?" asked Master Beef. "Yes and the other one is a person that manages a C2 I am in and the other one is in a C2 I started for KOTOR." SDD said regaining his calm. "Did you say Kotex?" asked Master Beef. ATR used force bitch slap on Master Beef and he fell over on his back. "What the loud explosion was that for?" Asked Master Beef rubbing his face Yes, he took off his armor. "I thought you would be hotter but both of you are pretty ass ugly." ATR told MB and SDD. "Well before you leave will you make use of that piece of trash." He pointed to Kiear. ATR Lifted he, banged her against the walls by accident and instead of throwing her out the door she busted the glass that protected Master Beef and SDD from the battlefield and the old women flew out the window. Everyone looked at each other for a few seconds and then there was a loud explosion and SDD spoke up, "Oh louder explosion. END OF Part one. Who is the chick with the monkey, why does ATR kick so much ass, why does Master Beef care if chicks like him besides the fact he's cool, What are all the loud explosions from, what the hell happened is really a good stand point but the next part will be typed when I loud explosion feel like it…

Part two, A fat man's story.

Master Baiter held on the rim of the warthog as he was drug fifty feet but during that time he reflected on the end of the match, Yes final chapter here.

"Sorry Biach." Super Size Me's butt talked.

"When did your ass learn to talk?" Asked Leon.

"A long time ago." It replied.

"You talked earlier through your mouth." T-bone pointed out.

"Well I talked through a com link." It released.

"Well… I think you are beeping us." Soul Brotha' added really pissed.

"Oh sorry about that I have no control of what my body does." The butt farted.

"Now you are just sayin' a load of BS." Soul Brotha' punched Super Size me in the stomach and then kicked him in the man berries. The large Spartan fell over holding is nuts and fell over leaving a large crater in the center of the field.

"It is only fare that you give him time to explain what the hell is wrong with him," SDD said with a smile.

"Why would you want to know?" Farted the ass.

"I've got to write something funny," replied SDD. Just then in steeped Master Beef and ATR.

"Friends?" asked Master Baiter.

"Why yes." Chimed in Master Beef I just realized that Master Baiter can be abbreviated MB too-o.

"Who said we were friends?" asked SDD.

"I thought that was why you were broadcasting together?" Whimpered MB.

"I'm kidding," SDD told him, "I got a present!" SDD told him, hands a large meatball that talks to him.

"Where the hell am I?" it cried, "you're not putting me back with my master's left nut, no way no how." It cried. Master Beef snatched it up and left with it. More on that later.

"So what is wrong with you?" asked ATR bored of waiting.

"It started about the time the third Halo was found, I was sent to kick ass with out saying anything. See I'm a special agent trained in combat and stealth." It farted.

"At that weight?" asked a confused SDD.

No interruptions! It yelled. I was lighter than all of your collective asses. I was sent to fight the covenant butt to do it undetected. I spent eight years learning to kill quietly and to communicate through my mind, I was alone. During the war I was captured by rouge group called the Darkkk Diner of who was run by one of you here. I was fed through my mouth 24/7 by a tube that was filled with fast food. Ten days later I was fat and my brain had died. They found me useless without my brain so they fixed me and put my brain at my butt. I was then taught to fart my words and to eat through my bottom and poop out my mouth, sex was eliminated. Everyone flinches I then I realized that I could use my fart as a deadly weapon and killed them all and left. I hid on the streets until I saw the poster for this and decided that I am better off this way. I bought a COM link with the rest of my money and passed the training of your leader, Sir-dik-dik.

"What, I needed another person." Protested SDD.

"Man were F# where not the same." St Jimmy sang.

I'm not Okay I promise

Part 3 The quest for the male left nipple. The last chapter in YVG until YVG outtakes witch will hopefully be put up the same time this chapter is posted. The next story will be YVG; The quest… for the title sakes

As Master beef climbed the steps he held the meat wad closer to his body that his armor. He reached the top where. Hacker130 was sleeping; sleeping through this is pretty funny right? Well MB placed the meatball on the floor on looked at it. They looked at each other for awhile until Meatwad broke the silence.

"So… got any food?" it asked.

"Hold on," Master Beef went into the kitchen and returned with a pile of food and offered it to MW. Yes I'm pretty lazy. "so how did you get here?" Asked MB.

"I really don't have a clue… one minute watching Carl run naked after data cubes Love that episode. then I was transported to this place and I was given to you by a piece of explicitly deleted you call Sir-dik-dik." He complained.

"Why, what do you have against SDD?" Asked Master Beef.

"My master lost everything that is left on him." MW explained.

"Wait. What are you saying?" asked MB, "is he missing what's left of his body or are you saying he is missing everything that is left as in left ear, eye, hand so on.

"The second one." Answered Meatwad.

"So, you really aren't here cause SDD transported you here are you?" Asked MB

"No, my master asked me to help and in exchange you will all be rewarded greatly." Meatwad proclaimed.

"Oh really." Asked a curious Master Beef.

Dear master Beef, I could tell you like ATHF by your Email.

Before everybody was dragged down to the arena.

Everybody looked in shock at the dead corpse of Soul Brotha' on the ground, dead and lifeless like a corpse should be.

"Next person that moves gets a rocket to the chin!" Yelled an angry Gyra.

"But I'm on your team." Protested Leon and St. Jimmy in uncanny order.

"Not my team." Moaned an aggravated Gyra. In that time T-bone switched to a Beam Rifle and put a hole through Leon. Blood spat from his neck and he fell over dead. Tayter then decapitated see I know big words. The Closet is My Home. He felt around for his head, shrugged his shoulders and fell over dead. Tayter killed Super Size me with two gut blows with the Brute Shot. It looked like death for Soul Brotha' followed by Game! But where was Why Bother I'm Blind? In about a blink in of an eye the shrill sound of the Beam Rifle piercing four plates of armor saved Soul Brotha'. If you hadn't guessed by now WBIB was on the arch and picked off Leon, Master Baiter, St. Jimmy and Gyra. Smoldering holes all present in their armor distracted Soul Brotha' and let Tayter get away. After a few seconds of panic, he saw Tayter coming toward him in a cannon warthog with Gyra on the end. But the rest of the Green team responds near the warthog. Gyra was shot in the hands by WBIB by his Beam Rifle and he let go of the handles and was dragged by the feet. He did this all while being shot at by multiple types of weapons, but one Magnum shot missed and hit the fire button. The blast made contact wit Soul Brotha' and made him fly into the arch killing Why Bother I'm blind. This made the score 25 to 16, thus ending the game. Everybody stood there and looked at each other waiting to be transferred to the resting area but nothing happened.

"Hey, if we kill a Mother Fredo-lay are they dead for good?" asked an edited Soul Brotha'. Super Size me silently breaks Soul' Brotha's neck and that brings use to part two so I will skip to the future…

"Sir-dik-dik get over here!" commanded a chick with a monkey on her shoulder only know as Monkey Girl. SDD can't help but walk over there and listen. "there is a large bounty on that meatball you gave to that ass-hole Master Beef before I kick your sorry ass." She commanded.

"Aren't we in a particularly good mood?" SDD asked sarcastically. MB came down and announced to everyone the idea of going to get the body parts for a hefty price of course. Monkey Girl gave SDD the signal to get Meatwad but instead he told everybody they were going to get those body parts, but first they would go to Mercenary summer camp for people that can't read good. Zoolander joke They all nodded and would go to camp, this summer.

End of the crazy story and weird chapter.

Now for a shout-out to the people that make me write this crazy crap.

Tayter, Dude you violated code on by calling me by my first name, or at least shortened it so your first name is Taylor, kiss my ass. Thanks for letting me use your pen name as a character.

"Dude you kick first class butt." SDD at school.

Master Beef, I couldn't resist telling your weird obsession with Meatwad, if that is what it is. I will dedicate the first match of YVG2 to you cause it is at SideWinder. Note Please put me in your C2, that is all. PSSSSSSSSSS, don't yell at me for putting chapters in a long time, you haven't posted one in a while.

"CRACK KILLS!" Drug officer with too many cups of coffee.

Dothacker130, you rule.

"Kick assssssssss." Eric, South Park.

Alice the Revan, Yes you have force powers in this story and in the next one and I do not intend to finish EX23black cause I'm writing another Halo action story Second Gear in third rotation. Please read that too.

"May the force be with your Xbox." SDD trying to be Yoda.

Mr. Children, Sooooooooo you watch Xplay too?I hope

"Dik Dik." Adman Sesseler Xplay

Dog that peeded on the carpet, yes I was high when I wrote this, on what is a mystery.

I have no quote.

Dark Dragon lord, Yes this isn't funny, it's disturbing, but that is funny in a weird way.

I'm not okay, I promise, My Chemical Romance.

Dreamer16, Thank you, finally someone sane.

"I'm okay, trust me." My Chemical Romance.

NASA Trooper, thanks, that was a complement right?

That's it cats and kittens, till I get done the first chapter of a lot of stories, YVG Mercs. won't be out till later. Yes People mentioned are real and cool, so peace till later. Please review, G, only!.!

It took me form Dec 16 2004 to Feb 24 2005, jeez. If the grammar is bad, it is my editors fault cause he said he would edit my story that I wrote at two o'clock.