Are You for Real...?

Poke poke.

"Uh, Rikku? What're you doing?"

"Making sure that you're human." Poke poke. A giggle. "Yup, you've got skin!"

"Why wouldn't I have skin? And why wouldn't I be human?"

"Well, for one thing, you seem to be able to hold your breath forever under water." Poke. "You never change clothes." Poke poke. "And you swim in them. How can you move so fast with such non-aqua dynamic clothes? Is that how you clean them? And how can you get dry in less than three minutes after getting out of the water? And why does Yunie never gets wet when she hugs you after you come out of the water?" Poke poke poke. "Did I miss anything?"

"Uh..."

"You forgot about his arm thing."

"Hey!"

"Oh! Thanks Paine! Yeah, for all we know, you've got scales under there!"

A sigh.

"I only have one thing to say: plot holes are total asses."

"When are they not?"

CRASH

"Guys, stop breaking the fourth wall. The author docks our pay when we do."

"But Yunie, doesn't just mentioning the fourth wall cause it to—"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"Just shut up, Rikku."

"Yes Paine."

"Wasn't this supposed to be about me?"

"Well, you only show up at the very end of the game! You don't deserve a fic that's only about you."

CRACKA - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"Okay, this is over NOW. I want some gil by the end of the day for doing this stupid thing."

Another tired sigh. Several meeps.

"Okies, Paine... But how do I turn it off?"

"ARGH!"

And the fic was speared in the forehead with a rather large sword, in which it died instantly and the author was forced to put...

THE END


A/N: Hello one and all, and welcome to my FFX-2 drabbles! All author notes will be put at the end of the ficlet, and so will the disclaimers. x3 This... came up when I was wondering about Tidus. How the heck does he stay dry? O0o But yes. More shall be put up soon. Please R&R, 'cause they make me write faster!

Disclaimer: I do not own FFX-2. Squaresoft does. xoX I wanna piece...