"Don't Let Me Get Me" By:Pink
Cast: Alfred Ashford (Mic)
The curtains open and there stands Alfed in his red uniform. He chuckles with his girly laugh and starts to sing as music plays by a jukebox. Alfred began...horibly,"Never win first place, never win for the team...My socks are n..never clean and teachers...um...dated me my parents loved me and I was always ording people around. I was always caught in a....fight...with my mirror.....so...forget this.....I think/....Uh, Don't Let Me gettt Me!" Alfred yelled and the audience laughed histericall and started to riot to get him the hell off.
The officers came in to get him off but Alfred started to take out his gun and miss on purpose like crazy! "Never!! You'll never take me! I should stay on stage becuase I am one of the founders of Umbrella! I should have more time and my personal makeup man! I will kill you all....." Then, Alfred stopped and noticed that there stood Clair and Chris by the curtain. Chris stared at him with his eyes widened and arms folded. Claire stood there with 2 machine guns. Alfred eyes poped open,"Oh, all right...I'll go!" and said and stormed off stage.
"1985" By:Bowling for Soup varius artists
Cast: Steve Burnside (mic)
Chris Redfield (backup singer,E.Guitar)
Billy Coen (guitar)
Agent Hulk (backup singer, singer 2, E.Guitar)
Nemesis (Drums)
Barry Burton (Actor)
Wesker, Albert (Remixer)
The bands rushes onto the stage right after Alfred runs for his life and sets up quickly. Steve gets onstage with the mic and the band starts playing, the backup singers and Steve yell out as the music blares out,"Whooo, Who, Ho!" Then Steve begins to sing,"Debby just hit the wall, she never had it all! One prosac a day because a CPA! Her dreams went out the door when she turned 24! Only then with 1 man, what happened to her plan? She was going to be an actress, she was going to be a star! She was going to shake her ass, on hood of white street's car! Her yellow SUV is now the enemy and looks at her life! And nothing has been alright since," The backup singer and Steve start singing,"Since the Prinsty, Madana way before Mirvada, there was U2 and Blonde, music still on MTV! There are 2 kids in high school that tell her that she is uncool becuase she is still occupied, 19,19, 1985! Whooo, who, ho! 1985....Whooo, who, ho!!!"
Steve goes again," She seen all the classics and knows all the lines. Her priss club looks pretty in pink, even Aunt Selma's fine. She walkeded onto land, not a big Bilisket fan. Thought she get a hand on the manda derand. Where's the miny skirt...made of snake skin? And whose the other guy whose singing in Van Halan? When did reality become T.V? What happened to game shows and sicoms...On the radio!" The band plays louder.
The backup singer and Steve start singing,"Since the Prinsty, Madana way before Mirvada, there was U2 and Blonde, music still on MTV! There are 2 kids in high school that tell her that she is uncool becuase she is still occupied, 19,19, 1985! Whooo, who, ho! 1985" Singer # 2 does it alone," She hates time, make it stop. When Notley Croove become Classic Rock. And when did Ozzy become and ctor so please make this...STOP!" The band all stops and Barry comes out with a pcket watch and holds it up to the mike, they wait 4 ticks and they all go at it again,"And bring back, Since the Prinsty, Madana way before Mirvada, there was U2 and Blonde, music still on MTV! There are 2 kids in high school that tell her that she is uncool becuase she is still occupied, 19,19, 1985! Whooo, who, ho!" Then it all remixes becuase of Wesker, the voices,"Prinsty, Madana way before Mirvada. 1985 There was U2 and Blonde, music still on MTV! 1985 There are 2 kids in high school that tell her that she is uncool becuase she is still occupied! 1985!" Now, Steve goes alone as only the E.Guitars blast aloud wildly,"19,19,19, 1985!!"
The crowd goes wild and the band bows and the curtains close.
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