Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys (and believe me, I don't want em…) Also, I must give credit where credit is due. Most of the words in this parody are by Mikeboyslim from AlbinoBlackSheep.

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We are…on fire…
We have…desires…
But one…is that way…
One Yu Yu guy is gay.

But we…don't want to be mean…
Since now he's a queen…
Don't ask please,
"Which Yu Yu guy is gay?"

(Tell me who!)
Ain't saying it's Kurama
(Tell me who!)
Ain't saying that it's Hiei.
(Tell me who!)
I never want to hear you say,
"Which Yu Yuguy is gay?"

Now I can see him…
He's in women's clothes…
But he don't need an ID (yeah)
He likes Village People…
He's playing croquet…
His dog is a Pekinese!

He is…on fire…
His back…perspires…

Won't say…

Won't say…

Won't say…

OKAY!

He's always saying,
"It's nothing but a butt ache.
It's nothing but a fruit cake."
(Tell me who!)
I never want to hear you say (I never wanted to hear you say)
Which one of us is gay?

(Tell me who!)
Ain't saying Kuwabara.
(Tell me who!)
Ain't saying that it's Yusuke.
(Tell me who!)
He's making up a suit play…
Which Yu Yu guy is gay?

Okay….

We're…all gay.

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Okay, where did I get such an inspiration? No, I wasn't on drugs or anything like that. And I never have. Just say no! (sweatdrop) Now that I've given my little public service announcement, here's the story. I was doing dishes this evening and singing "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?" to myself. One line had gone: "Ain't saying that it's Howie" and I said "Hiei" by accident. That's when I thought it'd make a really goofy oneshot, even though I was only changing the lyrics a little bit. I hope you enjoyed this as much as I have. You can see the original flash on albinoblacksheep dot com. (For some strange reason, I can't write URLs on Fanfiction. Still haven't figured out why…) Leave a review on the way out and if you flame me, use a candle or something small. Don't want to be burning down the Internet, do we? Flaming is only allowed if you want to give some constructive criticism. See ya next time!