Bodyguard

"It's too taxing to keep cycling people through missions with you than to just assign someone permanent."

"My god, this why none of my missions have been singles in 6th months? I can't believe you would do this to me behind my back!"

"We established a long time ago that he is after you personally and you may not know it but we've stopped 3 assassination attempts in the last four months, so stop bitching Harry!"

"Who is it? I'm stronger than most of the DA, how is someone weaker than me going to protect your precious little commodity?"

"Don't be thick Harry, they don't need to be stronger than you, they just need to have good reflexes."

"Fine. I want Hermione."

"Tsk. You know she can't be spared from tactical. Besides, you need to relax. We already found someone perfect."

"Not… no. Not Zacharius, tell me it's not Zacharius."

"Harry…"

"Absolutely not."

"Well we're strapped for resources: it's him or Luna Lovegood."

"Luna."

"You sure? This is your life we're talking about."

"Shut up. If you have to put me through this humiliating experience, I get to pick my babysitter."

"Lovegood it is then, sir."

"And don't call me that."

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