Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection, Karma and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Red Witch: Kelly torture abound, only problem is how I get it through with out killing the poor chub… And I don't know how to rhyme so Roadblock's dialogue is gonna be… bland

Summary: Wraith lounges, Perfection searches the mansion for Wanda, and Shipwreck starts to grow something weird out of his rear. All things considered normal when the inter-LOAFERs are around.

Butt Flowers and the long search

"Ok, what just happened here?" Warren asked as he looked on in confusion at the green apparition.

"Well, DM is going to 'play' with your beloved Senator as he usually does in dimensions where he exists and Perfection is going to drive Wanda insane." He took a sip of his drink. "Anyone want one?"

"I think I'd enjoy one." The Professor said as one materialized in his right hand.

"Tequila." Logan said, it appeared in his hand.

"Why the beer?" Roadblock asked as he came in and spotted Wraith. "Oh dear."

Wraith simply moved from his current location up to Roadblock. "You got a problem?" He stuck his dark clouded face into Roadblock's.

"No, but if that red shirted lunatic is a friend of yours I'm pretty sure he does." The bald man said.

"Oh jeez, what'd he do now?" Wraith asked as he chugged down more of his drink.

"Well besides bribe Remy with a life time supply of bourbon for the last place he saw Wanda, I'm not quite sure. And who is he and who are you?" Roadblock finally asked.

"To turn a phrase, greater than you." Wraith said as he disappeared.

"Alright start explaining. Shipwreck, why is a flower growing out of your rear?" Everyone turned to see a small flower budding from Shipwreck's bottom.

"Honestly I don't want to know." Shipwreck whimpered as it grew a little more.

"I'll get the shears." Ororo said as she got up, still stunned by what had happened.

Meanwhile though Perfection's hunt for his perfect woman wasn't going as planned. He could locate neither hind or hair, and he was especially looking for the hind.

"Oh you better believe it."

Excuse me?

"Sorry, just messing with your narration."

Stop it then, now as I was saying, Perfection couldn't locate Wanda, but he had found something just as good. A group of people to mess with, more specifically the entire student body of Xavier's and the Misfits.

"Oh the chaotic joys singing in my ethereal veins!" Perfection sighed to himself as he knew he had to cause some kind of upstart. "Hey, can I narrate the next chapter?"

Shut up…

"I'm telling you guy's this thing is after my sister!" Pietro yelped as the X-Men and Misfit's simply booed him.

"Next lie please." Lance scoffed.

"I'm serious that is not a human, or mutant! It's something entirely different!" Pietro yelped again.

"Keep going, I think this I the best one yet." Rogue smiled.

"BOOOOOO!" Screamed the red shirted Perfection as he screamed in Pietro's ear. Pietro in turned screamed like a little girl and ran behind the large group, Perfection was on the ground rolling.

"Hey, I like him!" Althea said as she smiled at the oldest gag in the book.

"Well thanks I like you too, toots." Perfections said as he rapidly disappeared and reappeared beside her in a pair of Groucho Marx glasses complete with plastic nose and fake raising eyebrows. "But as it happens I'm more into the crimson type if ya get my drift."

"Stay away from my sister!" Pietro said as he tried to tackle Perfection. As soon as he was an inch from him though he was promptly spun around and slammed himself into a door.

"Olé!" Perfection mocked as Pietro's skull collided with the dry wall.

"How did you do zat?" Kurt asked in awe.

"Just one of my many, many talents." Perfection said as he cracked his knuckles and levitated to a reclining position.

"So you're a mutant?" Scott asked, now partially believing Pietro.

"Noooooo." Perfection said smiling brightly.

"So what are you?" Toad asked as he jealously took his place by Althea.

"Relax little froggy, I got no designs on your woman." Perfection rolled over, only now he was a glowing energy form that looked like a human star. "I only got my sights set for the crimson sun of my chaotic life."

"So you really are after Wanda?" Arcade asked as he looked up from on of his devices.

"After, no. Desire to make apart of my life, yes!" And in a bright flash he was once again in his normal clothes.

"So you're some form of energy being, right?" Lance asked trying to figure it out.

"Close." Perfection said as he smiled even more.

"Anti-Energy being?" Althea asked.

"Nope, try again."

The students all looked at each other confused. They then huddled and looked back at the Scion of Chaos as they formulated a possibility.

"You know you could always say you don't know." He said from his Levitating position and then as if he were never there he was in the huddle. "No shame in admitting it."

The teens all backed away as they watched him take his pose again. "Truth of the matter is, is that if you knew what I was I would have to seriously suspect one of my equals of trying to alter this reality to his will."

"And this is bad?" Scott surmised.

"There is no will greater than chaos!" Perfection's eyes went aglow with a bright green flash.

"Great, someone who wants to cause mayhem on an obvious global level." Pietro grumbled as he pulled himself from the floor.

"Wrong!" Perfection's face enlarged to four times it's normal size as it zoomed in on Pietro. "Someone who IS chaos!" Perfection's then roared in maniacal laughter.

"Ok, this yahoo is startin' ta scare me." Rogue said as she watched Perfection's enlarged head shrink down to size.

"Starting? I was there when he was on fire." Bobby said as he cowered behind Pitor.

"Oh come on! I'm not that frightening. Now Wraith, he's frightening." Perfection giggled. Just then a green apparition with glowing blue eyes appeared.

"You rang?" it asked as everyone took a collective step back. "What a bunch of assholes." It grumbled under it's breath.

"Example time!" Perfection exclaimed as he pulled back the apparition's hood to reveal nothing other than two glowing orbs.

"Ahem!" It said as it snatched to hood back into position. "Do that again I dare you." It eyed Perfection angrily as it sipped a drink in it's right hand.

"I'm gonna hazard a guess. Wraith, right?" Fred asked as he watched the green apparition.

"Sure thing, tub-o." The ghost said apathetically.

"Hey, only the Misfit's are aloud to make fun of Misfit's." the girls known as Trinity said.

"Is that a fact?" Wraith said crossing his arms.

"Yeah, now said goodbye ghosty!" The triplets fired an off beam at the apparition, it simply passed through him as he let out a rather loud yawn. Perfection however was only shaking his head.

"Shouldn't have done that." Perfection said as Wraith's eyes almost smiled.

"Nope they shouldn't have." Wraith said with an evil chuckle.

"What's he gonna… OH MY GOD!" Scott yelled as Wraith pulled back his hood, this time though it was one of the most horrifying images anyone had ever seen.

"I told you." Perfection said as Wraith put the hood back on and left with a smug look in his eyes.

"That was cool!" Daria said as she and her sisters gave chase to the green apparition.

"Also not wise." Perfection said as he watched them chase his friend down the hall.

"Geez, that was disgusting." Scott said.

"Happy thoughts, happy thoughts." Kurt said as he rocked back and forth trying to erase the image from his mind.

"How'd he do such a gross thing?" Jean asked.

"Scion of Death, he can see all your fears and make his face appear like it to everyone. Also, he's no bully Fred, he's just a royal class asshole." Perfection said as he watched them regroup.

"Scion?" Toad asked in confusion.

"Well to explain it in non confusing mortal terms: There is a scion for each and every aspect the universe needs to exist. I'm chaos, my buddy DM is Energy, Wraith is Death and there are others, but we tend to travel together." Perfection explained.

"How is chaos a needed part of the universe?" Scott asked.

"Hello!" Perfection rapped on Scott's head right before he opened it at a ninety degree angle and yelled at his exposed brain, "CHAOS IS CREATION!" And then he slammed it back down.

"That was freaky." Kitty said as she watched the paling Scott.

"You should see when I do lobotomy's." Perfection shot a wicked smile.

"Chaos is creation?" Arcade repeated. "Oh, you mean like chaos theory, that nothing is set and even the smallest change can create bigger changes elsewhere, right?"

"Yes!" Perfection said as zoomed over to Arcade. "Someone with a brain for once! You know you're not half bad for a techno-loving monkey."

"Well gee, thanks. Hey wait a minute!" Arcade said as he realized the zinger. "Computer hater."

"Well duh! Part of me being a Scion is having an opposite and for me nature is my representation of chaos, thus…" Perfection started.

"You don't like technology." Scott finished as he sat down feeling his skull for any creases.

"Well, no. I don't mind technology. What I do mind is the overbearing need to conform everything to that technology, oh and of course how the monkeys use it to destroy everything." Perfection said as he sat in a reclining chair in the middle of the air.

"Um, please stop calling human's that." Arcade said gritting his teeth.

"Well, I don't mean it as an insult, truth is you are lesser beings and we happen to watch you for entertainment as you would watch a monkey in the zoo. Besides Wraith, DM and I all used to be human, and know we see how foolish humanity among other races are. But to ease your heavy little minds ok I'll stop it." Perfection said with out taking a breath.

"Ok." Arcade said as he sat down.

"How about Lemur?" Perfection said as a rim shot came from no where and Arcade simply growled. "Okay, no making fun of the primates, got it." Perfection said with a smile.

"Ok now I'm just confused." Scott said while holding his head.

"You know I get that a lot." Perfection said as he came to the floor.

"Why am I not surprised." Rogue said as she started to leave.

"Oh hey, yeah anybody know where Wanda went?" Perfection managed to ask before she left.

"Try the mall." She growled under her breath.

"Thanks!" And in a literal flash he was gone.

"Smart move Rogue!" Scott yelped "Now he's gonna freak out Wanda and the town even more!"

"Actually, she's quite capable of harming him." Wraith said as he appeared again from nowhere and sat net to Scott who inched away nervously. "And as for the town I'd be more worried about what DM is going to do to it."

"Hey, where is this mysterious third member anyway?" Jean asked.

"With the fourth, terrorizing your lovely local Senator Kelly."

"Oh god." Scott said as he felt a migraine come on.

"Where are my sisters?" Althea asked as she realized the unusual quietness.

"Well those three little terrors are quite the spirited ones…" Wraith started.

"YOU KILLED THEM?!" Althea screamed as she grabbed the powerful ghost by the collar.

"Easy…" Wraith said as he pulled the crazy girl off of him. "I just gave them something to keep them busy is all." Wraith said plainly.

"It wasn't a puzzle capable of opening a dimension to hell was it?" Kurt asked, still slightly terrified from Wraith's previous scare.

"Do I look like an idiot? You give those jerks in hell an inch and they take it for a mile. Naw, just gave them a simple task."

"Oh, ok." Althea said, claming down.

"So what's DM like?" Kitty asked.

"Hey!" Lance and Pitor said at the same time.

"Well he's married for one, and well have you ever tried to hold energy in your hand? I mean pure raw unbridled energy." Wraith asked.

"No, that'd kill you." Kitty said.

"Kinda like that Wraith said as he touched he nose.

"Eww, freaky cold invisible hands, eww." Kitty grimaced.

"Oh, yeah sorry about that. Karma kinda makes me forget I'm dead every now and then." Wraith shrugged.

"Karma?" Jean asked.

"Scion of universal Debt, and my Ex." Wraith said with a shrug.

"I take it she makes you suffer for dumping her." Jean said.

"Well actually she dumped me, the crazy bi…" Wraith never finished his sentence as a giant safe fell through the floor and crushed him. On top of the safe however was a beautiful red haired woman who was almost as tall as Jean, but her features were much more toned down.

"If you'll excuse me I have a jack ass to correct." She said as she lightly lifted the safe to reveal that Wraith was not in a good mood. She quickly set it down and backed away. "Guess I squashed him one to many times." She said before disappearing.

"Like I was saying, yes she makes me suffer, FOR NO GODDAMNED REASON!" He screamed upwards at the self repairing hole in the ceiling.

"Must be tough, say where'd you send my sister's anyway?" Althea asked.

"Oh just to keep an eye on DM." Then he noticed everyone's expression. "What?"

"You've doomed us all!" Jamie screamed as he ran to his room. Wraith simply stared at the hall where the screaming boy was.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" DM laughed manically as he chased the Senator's car down, in the specialized giant robot form of K2, playing with it like a cat. He watched as three smaller robot's came from the side. "How you girl's like the Zoids?" He asked.

"Great!" Brittany squealed as she fired a pink missile at the car, having it miss by a mile.

"Pretty!" Daria said as she watched the destructive lasers blow a giant rock to pieces.

"Can we keep'em!" Quinn asked.

"Sure, no problem. So what did Wraith want you to tell me?" He asked as he targeted the car.

"Oh he said not to kill the Senator and to remember what that leads to in the other worlds." Daria said cheerfully.

"Oh yeah." DM said as he remembered. "Ok, lets play with his mind then, UFO mode girls!"

"Wheee!" The triplets squealed in delight as DM laughed more maniacally than any other Scion possibly could.