inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Booyah: Wow, a comment on another of my stories, coolies! But as for G:CoS, it'll continue soon right now though my positive energy is sky rocketing so the i-L's are being written.
Mall related mayhem
Wanda, Angelica and Lina were all trying to enjoy a small break from the usual Misfit-X-men insanity, unfortunately it brought them straight into hostile territory. Almost every store in the mall kicked them out or even threatened to press charges, and the only restaurant that would serve them was a small deli and even then they had to eat outside.
"This bites." Angelica said in bored tone. "We were better off at the mansion."
"Yeah…" Lina said with a shrug and a sigh.
"Stupid jerks." Wanda said eyeing the record store, which was among the newest to ban mutants.
"Yeah, but what can we do?" Linas said, "If we try to get in they'll call the cops."
"Uh-oh." Angelica said as she noticed a small group of thuggish looking men come towards the table they were at.
"Hey look at the pretty little mutants." The leader said as he slammed his fist down on the table and took the fourth chair and sat in it backwards.
"Think they'll do it?" On of the thugs snickered.
"Sure, everyone has their price." The leader said with a smile as he patted his crotch. The grils all gave a collective eye roll and the hand.
"Oh so I guess I'm not man enough for a mutant girl, huh?" The leader said angrily as he grabbed Lina's arm and shook off her hat. "Oh never mind, you're just to freaky for any guy!" He roared in laughter.
"I wonder if the goth chick is a vampire?" One of the flunkies laughed. Wanda's face contorted with obvious rage, but before she could react a voice broke the laughter.
"Now, now is that any way to treat such a crimson goddess and her friends?" Wanda looked passed the four thugs to see a young man in a shiny red shirt and khakis with what looked like ancient Roman sandals.
"What you a mutant too?" The largest of the thugs said as the group turned to him.
"No, but I dislike when people are needlessly violent or mean, it's just now right." The young man lifted his face to reveal his shining lime green eyes.
"Mutant." The four thugs nodded to each other as they cracked their knuckles and approached him.
"Hey guys, no violence you get my drift?" The young man said in a warning tone.
"What ever. Pound'em!" The leader said. The four of them charged the young man who just shook his head.
"Why does no one ever listen to me?" The young man said as he sighed and the thugs simultaneously shrunk down to the size of a doll. "Scion of Chaos, equals greater than you." The young man said with a laugh a almost everyone centered on him.
"Oh great more bad press." Wanda groaned.
"Eh?" The young man had noticed people were staring. "It's alright folks higher being in your presence." And then the people panicked and ran for all they thought their lives were worth.
"ARE YOU AN IDIOT!" Wanda screamed at the young man as she stomped up to him. "No we're going to get arrested for shrinking those block heads, all because you used your powers in public."
"I'd like to see them try and arrest me, kinda hard when you're made of the chaotic energy of the universe." The young man said as he levitated in an Indian style sitting position but still kept himself level with Wanda's eyes. "By the way name's Perfection." He said extending his hand.
"I don't know why but this guy reminds me of the 'Tri-Gun' show that Toad likes to watch." Lina said as she looked at the strange young man.
"Yeah, I get that a lot." Perfection said as he was suddenly right next to the two girls.
"Ahh!" Lina screamed as she realized that the young man had simply teleported.
"Whoa, multi powered." Angelica said in astonishment.
"Um, try omni-powered." Perfection said with a smile as he did a vertical three-sixty spin and was again by Wanda.
"Ok, he's freaking me out." Lina said as she watched him go into a series of three sixty spins at different angles.
"I know." It was all Wanda could say. Then he suddenly stopped.
"I hear sirens." He said as he produced a telescope from no where and scanned the horizon. "Oh, SWAT! I love to play with SWAT!" He said with a crazy giggle, "But it'll have to wait for some other time." And with a snap of his fingers he and the girls were back at the Xavier Institute. And Lina appeared next to Wraith, who wasn't the least bit surprised at the sudden appearance.
"Found her I see." He said as he sipped on his newest drink, a Bloody Mary. "Girls, my names Wraith and if he freaks you out, just remember this: Wanda can hurt him."
"Uh ok." Wanda said as she tried to get her bearings, "Hey how did he know my name?"
"We're multi dimensional beings. We know damn near every person that could exist." Perfection said as he was suddenly in a swank red robe with a pipe, which blew bubbles.
"Ok, that answers on singular question, definitely not a mutant." Lina said as she eyed Wraith who was now sitting in a chair on the other side of the room. "But why did you help us?"
"Simple, I'm here to woo Wanda!" Perfection said with a smile. Wanda suddenly felt very angry, and almost as quickly as that anger came four dozen books pummeled and buried Perfection.
"Good one. I give it a six." Wraith said from the side.
"I won't be wooed by ANYONE!" She screamed as she huffed out, but Perfection was right there blocking her path.
"PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE! YOU'RE MY LAST CHANCE AT HAPPIENESS!" he pleaded as he latched onto Wanda's leg.
"Somehow I'm not surprised." She growled as she hexed him through a wall.
"Ah, les douleurs de l'amour." Perfection said as his image peeled from the wall and landed on the ground. "I think I'm bleeding internally..."
"Geez, did you have to do that?" Wraith said as he picked up his friend and stuck an air pump into him and the proceeded to pump him full of air, he was unconscious though.
"Well what did you expect me to do? He was acting like toad used to." Wanda said with a huff. "Besides if he's such a 'multi-dimensional being' can't he just find another dimension with another me or perhaps even a different girl altogether."
"Well he said, you're his last chance. Every other world where we find you they either hate him, fall in love with someone else or just want to be friends." Wraith sighed, "And he choose you for three reasons, he like your spirit, your powers and of course your fashion sense." Wanda was still not impressed. "Look I'm not asking you to sleep with him, God I wouldn't wish that on my EX, all I'm asking is that you give him a chance. Say two months."
"A week." Wanda said wanting this over as quickly as possible.
"Ah I see, Month and a half." Wraith said.
"A week." Wanda stood her ground.
"A month."
"A week."
"You know I see why he likes your spirit it's takes one stubborn person to control him. Two weeks. Final offer before I wake him and it's god knows how long." Wraith said with a superior tone.
"Alright two weeks, but if he so much as does one perverted thing he's gone." Wanda said.
It took Wraith a few seconds of looking back between the two before he responded. "Define 'Perverted'. He can get really excited and do stupid stuff really easily. No joke, he once turned a king into a clown after a really stupid joke he thought was hilarious."
"Great he has absolutely no control of his powers." Wanda sighed.
"No that's just how they work, he's the Scion of Chaos, he IS the universal form that is chaos and complete randomness. He's like a little child, but dumber." Wraith explained, then he saw Wanda's face. "He's awake and behind me isn't he?" Wanda nodded.
"I don't care what you called me, you gave me a chance to make a good impression! Give me a hug!" Perfection beamed a frighteningly way to happy smile as he walked towards Wraith.
"No, no get away from me!!!" Wraith screamed as he ran for his life.
"But YOU NEEED A HUUUUG!" Perfection yelled with a manic glee in his voice as Althea and Toad entered the room.
"So you met him?" Althea asked wit a smile.
"Yes, and we only have to put up with him for two weeks." Wanda said as she fell back into the couch as she sat though a pillow appeared behind her. "How?" She said in confusion.
"Wraith said he isn't tied to the space time contiuionm." Toad said butchering Wraith's words. "So he can be every where at once."
Althea took a seat next to Wanda as she started to rub her temples. "Look at it this way Wanda, he's basically a slave during that time, he'll do damn near anything for you and it doesn't hurt he's got a nice butt too."
"Hey!" Toad said jealously.
"Although nothing compares to my Toddles." Althea said as Perfection came back into the room with a green face, literally.
"So freaky…" He stuttered.
"What's with him?" Wanda asked.
"Wraith must have freaked him out like he did us." Toad guessed, but just then Wraith came in with a blanket around him and Roadblock guiding him.
"Ok, what happened?" Althea asked.
"Well, let's just say they found two X-Men in a rather compromising situation while being chased in the kitchen." Roadblock said.
"Scott and Jean." Wanda said with a chuckle, "In the kitchen? Oh man where's Pietro when you need him and his camera."
"In the infirmary, he was chasing them, trying to make a blackmail tape."
"Oh god, well at least we know two of these crazy beings can't do much damage for the time being."
"Two? There's more?" Wanda asked, afraid of the answer.
"Two more, well technically one. The other is the spirit of a dragon in a shape shifting machine beyond our comprehension."
"Oh." Wanda said relaxing a little.
"That's the good news. The bad news is, is that the third member is as insane as my sisters, and Wraith sent them to keep an eye on him." Althea watched as Wanda's face paled. "Oh it's worse, he's gone to play with Kelly." Right then and there Wanda wanted to die.
"But the aliens did it officer!" Senator Kelly screamed at the officer who was arresting him. His car was currently "parked" in the local museum's front fountain.
"I thought he said it was mutants?" The officer's partner asked.
"Are you kidding me, this guy's one of the most paranoid psychos around. Doctors have him on so much medication it makes me almost want to laugh at him." The officer said as he put Kelly in the back of his squad car.
"But I'm telling the truth!" Kelly screamed as he noticed a young man in camouflage walking with three young girls on the bridge above him. "See look! Those three little girls, they're mutants and they work with a secret Army base!"
"Yeah, sure they are." The officers said as they closed the door on him and laughed.
"You're right this guy is a nut, can't believe my wife voted for him." The partner said.
"Well goes to show you what kind of people can get into office." Then the officer turned to the bridge to yell at the ids but they were gone. Instead there was a massive giant robot.
"Mac, I think the aliens are calling us." The officer's partner said as he handed him his cell phone. The caller ID listed it as a "Saturn call". "Knew I should have gotten that long distance plan." He said as he heard a crazy laugh on the other end.
AN: Translation: "Ah, the pains of love."
