A/N: I'm doing a bigger author's note at the bottom, but I wanted to let you know that as of now, I'm not even going to attempt to make these characters follow the personality of real people. It's too frustrating.
Chapter 5
The Monday, Jennica, Liz, Morgan, and James returned to school, the fun began. They had all, after pondering what Dumbledore had said, forgiven their parents, and had bombarded them with questions for the whole break. As a result, none of them had done any homework, something Epans was quick to notice.
He came around to the back table, where the four friends were sitting, while sneering maliciously. "Well, are you going to hand it in or not," he said, staring at the each in turn.
"James met his stare and returned it, saying, "I choose not," earning himself a set of grins from the three girls. Epans was slightly less impressed.
Apoplectic with rage, he hissed, "Detention. Recess and after school for an hour. Be thankful it isn't more." He stalked up to the front of the classroom, not noticing the four evil grins behind his back.
"This is gonna be fun," Jennica whispered. Her phrase was met with high fives all around, causing Epans to add ten minutes to their after school detention, something none of them lamented.
At recess, the four kids began to set their plans into action. All of March break, any spare moments had been put into planning this, and the visit from Fred and George hadn't exactly hindered their plans. Slowly, so as to not attract attention to herself, Liz pulled out a stack of paper and a small wooden box. A crumpled note landed on her desk, and she unfolded it and saw James' handwriting, "So what first?"
Morgan, who had read the note over her shoulder, chewed her eraser for a second, then grabbed the note from Liz and scribbled a reply. It was then passed around the table, shredded, and shoved into Jennica's backpack, which had long since been declared an official black hole. Epans kept glancing over suspiciously, but these acts were performed with such an air of practiced secrecy that he caught them at nothing.
During recess, Epans grew more and more uneasy as the minutes passed. It was too quiet. He knew they were up to something, but every time he looked, they were up to something, but every time he looked, they were just sitting there, doing nothing. That is, until the bell for recess rang.
In the rush of students coming in for lessons, Jennica slipped over to Epans' desk and dumped the contents of the box into one of the drawers. She then walked back to her friends, flashing them the thumbs up. Epans stared at her, but she just smiled innocently, causing him to glare.
The afternoon went normally for about ten minutes, at which point Epans went looking for some spare staples in his desk. He opened a drawer, and suddenly a dozen colorful sparks started shooting around the classroom every which way.
"What is the meaning of this?" Epans shouted to the class, who just stared at him blankly. James dove under the desk, and, trying to stifle his laughter, whispered, "Thank you Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes!"
Thankfully, Epans was a bit too preoccupied to notice at the time, as his shout had caused all the comet-like sparks to turn and rocket towards him, causing him to swat at them incessantly. He looked up and noticed that the whole class was staring at him like he had three heads.
"Great, anti-muggle charms," he muttered, and then turned towards the four friends, all of whom were carefully avoiding eye contact, yet seemingly working on the class assignment. "You four. Principal's office. Now,"
"I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what you mean," Morgan said, not looking up in an effort to hide the smile she couldn't keep from spreading across her face.
"I don't have any idea what you think we did," added Liz, keeping her gaze above Epans' head, fighting to keep a straight face. Epans narrowed his eyes, and, knowing from past experience that arguing was useless, they stood up and followed him out of the classroom, careful to walk a safe distance behind him so as to not get hit by his random swats at the mini-comets.
A/N: I know that when I promised Vicki and Mel and Morgan and… okay, I promised a lot of people that I would update sometime this week, well, they probably weren't expecting that it would take me until Friday night. Oh well, it took me forever to figure out what they were going to do. But the next chapter shouldn't take as long cuz I sort of know what's gonna happen. Yay! Anyhoo, I'm gonna do review shout-outs, which I was too lazy to do for my other chapters (sorry about that:))
CHAPTER 1 REVIEWS
Darkminded: Lol. I know who you are, you authoress of fics that are both evil and funny! Lol, thanx for reviewing me!
Streak S.D: I didn't put that in my bio, Gwen Worshiper did. Lol. Anyhoo, ya Snape Side story is funny. :)
Gwen Worshiper: Doo dee doo, that's old news now. Lol. No further comments cuz that wasn't a real review, not really…
Alexa Radcliffe: You rock! You are the only person who I don't know (I don't think) who reviews this story! Ya, Harry and Luna aren't gonna end up together, I agree, but I wanted him with someone we know. Everyone else was taken. GO RON/HERMIONE!
CHAPTER 2 REVIEWS
Duddlesismylittlefuzzybunny: Yay! You're story is up! Now we just have to get you to update. Even I update more than you, and that's saying a lot, as I'm sure Morgan will confirm. Lol.
Gwen Worshiper: Ginny is Morgan's mom and none of the characters follow real people anymore, okay? Lol. Anyway, you can't be the Hermione of the muggle world cuz neither of us are muggles. :)
Alexa Radcliffe: Lol, I suck at explanations:). Sorry about that :) I'm so undeserving of your praise…
Mel: Humph I refuse to respond to your reviews twice.
CHAPTER 3 REVIEWS
Alexa Radcliffe: Oops. I don't do too well on the not taking too long part, do I? Oh well. Thanks for the well wishes, right back at ya!
Mel: Stop bragging. Anyhoo, great review. I especially liked the part with the randomly typed letters. Whoever wrote that must be a true literary genius…
Gwen Worshiper: GARG! THE BAD OMENS! RUN AWAY!
CHAPTER 4 REVIEWS
Alexa Radcliffe: Lol. Sure… Anyhoo, I don't deserve you're praise. (Just so you know, that doesn't mean it's not appreciated) Lol. The plan is for them to get through the whole first year in this fic, but you never know. Hopefully I will.
Gwen Worshiper: Ya, Author Alerts are awesome.
Thanks to everyone who has reviewed me. It is totally appreciated! Your reviews are the only things that make me keep posting (that and the fact that Morgan would kill me if I didn't). You guys rock! Now, please continue rocking and tell me what you thought of this chapter!
