Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: WANTED: BETA-READER!
Booyah: Well Wraith and DM are the only ones who drink coffee, but I don't think it'd be healthy for anyone. Perfection drinks tea more than anything. And the Metal Can is K2 and only Perfection and Wraith refer to him as such.
Red Witch: That's sadistic, evil, twisted, pointless and just plain wrong! I LOVE IT! Oh and which of the triplets has what hairstyle again, I forgot…
Slave to Wanda
"I don't get it." Jean said as she watched the triple team action of Pitor, Lance and Perfection weight hand and foot on Kitty and Wanda. Only perfection was doing anything remotely sane, exactly what Wanda wanted to be left alone to tan. Lance and Pitor however where about ready to kill each other.
"It's a result of the male hormone testosterone flooding their feeble mammalian skulls." K2 said in his Laptop form as it set down next to her. "It makes them do stupid things."
"I knew that, what I don't get is Perfection, I mean he has all this power and he could do anything get any woman just by snapping his fingers, yet he chooses to come here on a desperate last ditch attempt to woo a woman he doesn't even know." Jean said while scratching her head.
"Oh that, that's one sided-foolish human emotions prevailing." Perfection was then instantly by the laptop's side and slammed his fist several times into the keyboard.
"Well that was unusually violent of him." Jean said while trying to see if K2 was alright.
"Not really, K2 and Perfection are like sworn enemies with DM as the negotiator." Wraith said as he appeared in the lounge chair next to Jean, carrying his signature drink with him.
"Cinnamon coffee?" Jean asked, noting the message on Wraith's cup.
"Nope, Cinnamon STICKS and Coffee. Only way to go." Wraith said as he produced a single stick and tossed it into the blackness of his hood.
"How do you even eat?" Jean asked. Wraith simply blinked as he tried to search for the answer.
"Ya know, I never really cared to figure that out. Any clue K2?" He asked the laptop.
"Nope, at least non that you would understand." K2 said with a superior tone.
"Ok then, no problem." Wraith said laying back in his chair and putting on a pair of sunglasses, "P, K2 called Wanda fat."
"I DID N-" K2 never got finish as he was launched into the air by a powerful hex bolt.
"Whoa." Perfection and Wraith said at the same time.
"I love you!" Perfection exclaimed as he appeared on the top of a large clock tower and placed a large banner reading "Perfection Wanda 4ever!" and was back at the institute.
"What did you do?" Wanda asked warily when he returned.
"Professed my love for your crimson soul once more of course!" Perfection said as little pink hearts formed in his eyes.
"HEY GUYS! SOMEONE PUT A HUGE BANNER ON BIG BEN WITH WANDA'S NAME ON IT!" Bobby yelled from inside the manor.
"You didn't?" Wanda asked desperately hoping he had some semblance of restraint.
"Maybe, just a little." He said innocently as he snapped his fingers.
"IT'S GONE NOW!" Bobby said.
"Sorry." Perfection smiled.
"Whatever just don't do it again." Wanda said as she laid back again. "Can I get some suntan lotion." Perfection's eyes immediately perked up, but were just as quickly cut down. "I meant Kitty."
"Sure." Kitty said as she gave her a bottle of lotion. Perfection's face was priceless though as his jaw was literally hitting the floor.
"You shouldn't tease him like that." Wraith warned casually sipping his coffee.
"Why what's he going to do? Blow me up?" Wanda asked sarcastically.
"No, it's just as his friend I don't like to see him being taken advantage of like that." Wraith said as he lifted his head and tugged on his hood causing the others to flinch away.
"Don't LOOK!" Perfection said as he blocked her view of Wraith.
"God damn you, you twitterpated numbskull!" Wraith screamed when he realized his protective mood was being wasted.
"Did he just say 'twitterpated'?" Lance asked with a snicker, but shut up when Wraith shot him a glaring look.
"I'm gone, maybe I'll torture some large animals." Wraith said as he disappeared from sight.
"Oh thank god." Jean said as she caught her breath.
"The horror…" Pitor said as he rocked back and forth. "Kitty was with the rock-head and I was all alone with the Triplets."
"But you didn't even look, you weren't even facing him!" Lance yelled.
"Lance!" Kitty scolded. "It's obvious it just brought up the memory of the first time." She said as she held Pitor's arm. "There, there, no nasty Delgado will ever get you alone." Lance simply looked at Perfection who was shaking his head with a knowing look. Lance decided to see what it was about.
"What's the look about?" Lance asked.
"You know as well as I do, it wasn't the memory. I just find this little game of torture the men hilarious." Perfection chuckled as he produced a lounge chair and set it next to Wanda, who pushed it further down. "Besides if you three keep this up I'd hate to imagine the psychology bills for anyone in this building, or yours for that matter."
"You should see them now." Wanda said jokingly, Perfection cracked a smile as he plopped down on the chair and closed his eyes as he heard Lance grumble off.
DM was now very busy with a serious spy mission. How to get Logan's beer with out being noticed. He had already tried several distract and deploy tactics with his favorite little units called CameraBots, but Logan had seen right through it. Then he tried to use on of Perfection's favorite tactics of fast talking, but he apparently didn't talk fast enough. Finally though he was going to use Wraith's more direct approach as he rolled into the hallway and aimed a bazooka into the room.
"Alright! Share the beer and no one gets blown up!" DM said smiling as a beer was tossed right into his head.
"Now leave me alone!" Logan shouted as he slammed his door on the dizzy Scion who soon went out like a light. A few minutes passed and Gambit came by and saw the beer lying on the ground, and nonchalantly he picked it up and walked off.
By the time Perfection had setup the banner K2 had found himself having a rather heated debate with the X-Men's gadgeteer, Forge. Currently they were debating the finer points of K2's advanced mechanics.
"You are so not better than my torch welder, it can handle temperatures up to six thousand degrees." Forge scoffed at the laptop.
"I'm a dragon spirit in a multi-dimensional machine. I am GREATER THAN ALL!" K2 shot back.
"Well what ever, no laptop is better than anything I can make." Forge boasted.
"Care to make a wager on that?" K2 dared.
"Yeah, yeah you know I am." Forge accepted.
"He he he, sucker." K2 said as it turned into a miniature version of the robotic dinosaur and began firing missiles and lasers all over the entire room, he apparently hit one of Forge's weapons too as it fired out side the door and ricocheted off of several walls and eventually hit a very sore Shipwreck right in the rear, frying the flower that had been growing on there.
"I don't believe it!" Forge shrieked as he watched his lab crumble. Seconds later the adults came storming to his lab, ready to annihilate him, but after viewing the mess they decided better to just make him clean it up.
"Who's greater than all?" K2 asked as the adults left.
"I'll get you." Forge promised.
"Yeah sure, and maybe Perfection won't actually screw this one up." K2 laughed as it turned into a small helicopter and left.
"DAMN THAT LAPTOP!" Forge shouted at the top of his lungs
Mean while Perfection was bust following Wanda around trying to get to know her better. The key word though was trying, she wasn't making it easy, but Perfection hardly ever let things like that stop him.
"Oh come on Wanda, give me a chance." He pleaded as he popped from on of her shoulders to the next while the size of a small action figure. "Doesn't your conscience say 'Give him a chance'?"
"No my conscience tells me right now I'm hungry." As soon as Wanda finished her sentence they were in a fancy restaurant seated at what looked to be one of the best tables. She was also dressed in a ruby red sating gown while Perfection was dressed in a tux with a red shirt and sandals. "Me and my big mouth." She muttered as he sat down.
"Hey, it's not like I kidnapped you or anything, we're still in Bayville. Besides I left a note.
Back at the Institute.
Pietro was busy zooming through the X-Men's refrigerator when he noticed a small note on the freezer section. Quickly he picked it up and read it, almost immediately his eyes bulged out of his head.
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" he screamed right before he fainted.
"Huh?" Lance asked as he came in and picked up the note. "Wow, never would have thought that. Hey guys guess what!" Lance called out.
"What is it Alvers?" Scott asked as he came in.
"Check out this note, apparently Tabitha's blackmailing Quickie." Lance snickered.
"With what?" Scott asked as he looked over the note and burst into laughter. Then he noticed a note on the counter. "Oh hey, look at this. Perfection took Wanda out for dinner at Chez Le Steak."
"What?" Pietro asked as he zoomed back to life.
"Well what ever as long as the adults get it before my brother." Wanda said with a scoff as she looked over her menu, almost not noticing Perfection snapping his fingers.
"You know you have the most beautiful eyes." Perfection said as he melted through his hands.
"Really, what color are they?" She asked, keeping the menu in front of her.
"Some would simply say blue, but I happen to see the slight violet hue to them that almost makes them amethyst. So I'd have to say amethyst." Perfection said as she put down her menu and looked him in the eye.
"They're blue. Don't overdo it." She said as she remembered something from yesterday. "What ever happened to those four jerks from the mall?" She almost laughed when Perfection's eyes went wide.
"Crud, knew I forgot something." He said as he frantically looked around. "Oh well it'll wear off soon." He said as he lifted his menu.
"AHHH! Monster cockroach!" The lead thug screamed as he ran past his cronies.
"That's nothing!" The largest of them said as he joined them from the west. "I found three crazy girls and they wanna take us home to play with their brothers!"
"No I know how the ant's feel!" The tallest of them screamed.
"LOOK OUT!" The last one yelped as a glass container scooped them up.
"Think we'll get grounded again?" One of the three identical girls asked.
"Who cares Daria, we have toys for Beaky and Claudius!" The one with two pig tails said as the three of them laughed at the four tiny men.
"Buck, I just want you to know man. I love you." The tallest thug said to the leader.
"I know man, I love you too. I love you all!" The leader, Buck, said as the four men gave each other a group hug and cried in terror.
"Whoowhowho." Althea shivered as she and Toad watched movie about alien parasites invading earth.
"What is it Al? To scary for ya?" Toad said slyly.
"No, you ever just get one of those creepy feeling that somewhere something really evil is happening?" She asked.
"Every time the triplets aren't in sight." Toad looked around. "Speaking of whom…"
"Oh god!" Altha groaned.
"Sibling sense! I knew it existed!" Toad yelped with excitement. "Well let's go get'em." Althea could only groan in an exasperated response.
