Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: Be prepared, it's song fic chappy time! And what better way to express Perfection's zany behavior than through a Perfection enhanced country dancing scene! Also, thi is fluff chapter, so sorry for those who want more Trinity or DM insanity please hold on.

Introduction to a good time

"Okay what are you doing?" Wanda asked as she watched perfection fold over the napkin's at their table.

"Wait one second and you'll see." Perfection said with a smile.

"Or you could simply will whatever it is your doing and not look like a fool." Wanda said in a biting tone.

"All the fools line up for love bringing gifts of gold and ivory, but the most foolish of them brought but a single folded rose." Perfection said as he lifted his finished project, an origami rose.

"How touching." She said as she took the rose and tossed it over her shoulder, but it appeared seconds later attached to her dress. "Okay I give, what's with the rose bit?" When she looked up however, Perfection was no longer at the table and when she did spot him he was up on the band stage.

"Hello everybody. Don't mean to interrupt, well yes I do. See I'm here tonight with a very special pretty lady who's as stubborn as a jackass when it comes to emotions. So I figured I'd sing a nice little ditty that goes something like this…" Perfection pointed a spotlight on Wanda, which was odd because the restaurant didn't have any.

Wanda could already feel the eyes on her as soon as he directed the spotlight. She could tell this would most likely end in a law suit and she'd be right in the middle of it and worse, he was doing this in an attempt to get her to open up.

"You always had an eye for things that glittered

But I was far from being made of gold

I don't know how but I scraped up the money

I just never could quite tell you no"

Perfection started singing as several of the band members were transformed into country musicians, the dance floor was changed into a barnyard dance floor and the first row of listeners changed into dancers.

"Just like when you were leaving Amarillo

Takin' that new job in Tennessee

And I quit mine so we could be together

I can't forget the way you looked at me"

Perfection walked slowly to the table and extended his hand. Wanda begrudgingly and embarrassed took it.

"How are you going to sing and dance at the same time?" She asked.

"Look on stage." Perfection smiled, and on the stage was another Perfection decked out in country singing gear and he continued to sing.

"Just to see you smile

I'd do anything that you wanted me to

When all is said and done

I'd never count the cost

It's worth all that's lost

Just to see you smile"

"So this is your idea of a good time?" Wanda asked sarcastically as she continued the dance.

"No, this is my idea of an introduction to a good time." Perfection flashed a wicked smile.

"When you said time was all you really needed

I walked away and let you have your space

Only that didn't hurt me near as badly

As the tears I saw rollin' down your face"

"So what's the deal behind this song anyway? Normally this would be for TWO people who ARE in love, not one whose obsessed with the other." She asked it out of curiosity.

"Why not? It's the perfect message for what I'm willing to do." Perfection smiled in his carefree manner.

"And yesterday I knew just what you wanted

When you came walkin' up to me with him

So I told you that I was happy for you

And given the chance I'd lie again"

"So would you kill for me?" Wanda asked jokingly and then noticed his face.

"I don't do violence. Bad things happen when I get angry or violent." His face was full of sadness.

"Just to see you smile

I'd do anything that you wanted me to

When all is said and done

I'd never count the cost

It's worth all that's lost

Just to see you smile"

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean that." Wanda said with a wince, wishing she hadn't said that.

"Hey don't worry it's the past, this is the present, now this is, now this is, now this is, now this is." He was cut off by a giggle from Wanda.

"You're an idiot you know that, right?" She asked.

"Just to see you smile

I'd do anything that you wanted me to

When all is said and done

I'd never count the cost

It's worth all that's lost

Just to see you smile"

The song ended as everyone and everything went back to normal as though nothing had happened. Wanda was confused as to how that was possible though.

"Did you mess with their minds?" She asked as they sat down.

"In a way." Perfection said slyly. "Do you know where I got the little saying for the paper rose?" He asked.

"I'm assuming China or Japan." Wanda said.

"Actually got it from K2. He told me the story once as a way to distract me it goes like this:

Once a great king had a beautiful princess of a daughter she was the envy of all the lands, so much so that several kingdoms went to war over whose prince would marry the young girl. Now the princesses' father was a wise man and saw his daughter's distress of all the fighting, and so he made the following decree. 'Any man rich or poor who can make my daughter smile once more will have at his hand hers or a the grandest fortune available.'

Also at this time there was a young stable hand who had was inconstant contact with the princess, he was blind so he never saw her face and he was also quite ignorant of the wars going on, what he did know was that she was unhappy and he did not like that so he wanted to make he happy and he knew her favorite flower was the rose from the west, but he had no money to buy even a single one. So he found a piece of paper and carefully folded it, comparing the feel of what he thought it might be, each time he failed though or at least the other stable hands told him that. In fact he had been making many of them quite accurately and they were jealous. So for weeks he went on making them and for weeks many suitors rich and poor attempted to cheer up the princess. Eventually the weeks turned to years and the young man decided that he would present her with all he had done in hopes of cheering her up."

"Let me guess she was so enthralled by all of the flowers that she fell in love with him." Wanda scoffed, interrupting him.

"Not quite, the day before he was going to take his present to her the other hands got jealously angry and burned the stable down, blaming it on him. His entire collection as well as his home and job were gone. He left in shame for the town, but before he could get past the castle walls he smelled a familiar scent and followed it. Eventually he came to an old hut where a strange old man lived. The young stable man asked him.

'Old man what is that scent?'

To which the old hermit replied 'Western rose. Would you like one, I'm afraid they're a bit folded at the stem.'

'I surely would old man, but I have no money.'

'Do not worry young man, I give this to you with only this as my expectation: you will give it to someone who will love it as my wife loved it.'

'Oh I will old man, she loves these flowers.'

So the young man hurried to the princesses' chamber and though the line was many days in length he waited and waited for his chance. When the chance finally came though he was taken almost immediately by the guards for returning to what he was banished from. He was about to be drug off when the princess noticed his gift and smiled as she lifted it to her nose and quickly placed it in a vase. The guards were shocked and so they called for the king, who when he came and saw his daughter smiling asked the young man how much gold he wished.

'No gold is worth the smile I can not see, but feel. Your daughter's happiness has always been what is important to me.' The young man said, and the king looked in the young blind man's eyes and declared him to be the suitor for his daughter."

"Sounds nice, did it really happen?" Wanda asked as he finished.

"Yeah, but that really wasn't the end." Perfection said "Oh hey look they have cod!" He said trying to change the subject.

"What happened?" Wanda asked, truly interested.

"Uh, well the other countries got pissed and slaughtered the kingdom and basically decided to use the daughter in a collective harem and the blind young man was thought to be killed." Perfection gulped.

"Well that sucks." Wanda said plainly, "Good romance story up until there."

"Yeah, well it wasn't quite over there either. It happened in a "Crow" dimension." Perfection nodded oddly as he said it.

"So in other words the blind guy came back and killed everyone who killed him, the king and whoever used the princess, am I right?"

"Yeah." Perfection shifted nervously.

"You don't like talking about death do you?" Wanda asked, lifting an eyebrow.

"No, not really." He said darkly.

"Mind if I ask why?"

"Mind if I ask why you can't forgive your brother all the way?" He shot back.

"Point taken." Wanda said as the waiter came. "I'll have the lobster."

"I'll have the Alaskan King Crab." Perfection said in a sudden cheery mood.