Disclaimer: I own neither Sailor Moon nor Love Hina... that is all.

A/N: In corespondence with my fanfic featuring the Hinata House Girls as Sailor Senshi, this is my fic with the Sailor Senshi as Hinata Residents... oh the humanity...

Keitaro Urashima sat in his room, studying as diligently and unsuccessfully as always, he sighed finding himself stuck on yet another problem. His fierce concentration (Ahahaha...) kept him from noticing the sounds coming from the room above him, large thumps and what seemed like bookshelves toppling over rang out but still Keitaro remained focused, that is until a blonde haired girl came crashing onto him, inciting a large scream from both before being knocked unconscious.

Blinking his eyes open Keitaro vaguely began to remember what had happened, but what was that heavy squishy thing on him? He looked down to find a drooling, unconscious, blonde odango haired girl lying on top of him, her chest pressed firmly up against him. Tossing her off he scooted backwards into the wall, "U-usagi-chan! I didn't mean it!" He cringed as the girl groaned, sitting up in a daze.

"Eh? Didn't mean what, is it morning already?" Usagi asked, looking about the room.

Keitaro breathed a sigh of relief, what had he been so worried about? Why was he expecting to get his ass kicked so badly? He shrugged and laughed nervously, "Usagi-chan... why may I ask did you come crashing through my ceiling?" He said, standing up and approaching the confused girl.

She was deep in though, "I... don't know." She said standing. "Anyways, I wanted toask you for help on a math problem, I just can't seem to figure it out." She pouted.

Keitaro froze, someone asking him for help with studying! Since when had he become a fountain of knowledge! This was wrong, he was supposed to be asking for help, "Um s-sure but why are you asking me?"

"Well your grades are much better than mine, I'm dumb as a brick!" Usagi replied laughing insanely, "You've never had any problems with helping me before, so come on..." She commanded, grabbing his hand and proceeding to drag him to her room, before they made it out the door they bumped into a girl in a shrine maiden's outfit with long black hair.

Rei raised a suspicious eyebrow, "What were you two doing in there all alone?" She asked teasingly.

Keitaro panicked, "W-WE WERE ONLY STUDYING I SWEAR!" He yelled, trying to break Usagi's grip on his hand. Flashbacks of a sword being violently pressed against his jugular came to mind.

Usagi laughed at Rei's comment before feeling Keitaro struggling to get away, she watched him confusedly. Rei frowned, "Uh, ok. Sheesh what the hell is your problem screaming at me like that..." She said, walking down the hallway, muttering things to herself about people acting strange.

"Keitaro? What's wrong, your acting really weird today... did you have one of those dreams about your sister again?" Usagi asked with much concern.

Keitaro cringed and was to shocked to speak, it seemed to him that on any other day he would be knocked into the stratosphere by now, on more than one occasion... "N-no! What are you talking about!" He yelled.

Usagi shrugged and laughed, pulling him along once more. They continued through the corridors until they were in Usagi's room, it was very fluffy and girly with posters on the walls and pink everywhere. Keitaro looked on in horror, not knowing what had happened to the once normal looking room he remembered, "W-what happened to your room!" He shouted as Usagi walked over to get the paper with the problem question.

"Eh? Urm, nothing my room has always looked like this. Seriously, did you bump your head or something Keitaro?" She laughed, sitting him down as she put the paper on a table in the middle of the room.

"Er... or something, maybe it was when you fell on me..." Things were really strange today, it seemed really boring though for some reason.

"Ok, so here is the problem." She cleared her throat and read it aloud, "A farmer has three apples, his wife gives him ten apples, the farmer eats five apples, how many apples are left?" She looked at him with a smile.

Keitaro face faulted, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! This is like, a second grade problem or something! Are you completely brain dead!" He screamed angrily at her.

Usagi stared at him, a long line of drool trailing down her chin. Keitaro blinked as he slowly crept out of the room, with a sigh he meandered down the stairs, this day was proving to be really messed up. And what the hell was that just now? Why did he remember Usagi being brainy instead of-

"Hey Keitaro!" He heard from behind him as he was suddenly smacked on the back by a tall brunette girl with her hair in a ponytail, he cringed but then opened one eye realizing it hardly effected him at all. Why was he expecting to get beat up or taken advantage of? Why weren't his nostrils being filled with the pungent stench of sake and morning breath.

"Oh, hi Makoto... what's going on?" Keitaro asked, still a bit apprehensive at how strange this day was proving to be.

"Meh, not much." She said, raising her arms above her head as she walked alongside him, "I'm just getting ready to make lunch."

He nodded, that seemed normal and fairly reutine the residents all knew she was the best cook out of the lot of them. "Well I won't keep you busy, I'm going to go find Shinobu."

"Shinobu? Who's that, the girlfriend you keep gagged and tied up in your closet?" She teased, elbowing him in the ribcage.

He rubbed the spot but something felt off, why did everything seem like he should be having broken bones and sever hemorrhaging. "No, I made a mistake... I meant... Ami?"

"Oh... She's in her room studying." Makoto said with a large smile before heading off towards the kitchen.

Keitaro sighed, that had been to most normal conversation today... though it still seemed as though something were awry, everything just wasn't clicking into place. Why didn't the name sound right, who was Shinobu and how in the hell did he get the two names confused? Opening the door to Ami's room he was astonished to see the blue haired girl half clothed in her bra and underwear. She blushed furiously as she noticed him in the doorway, tossing the nearest stuffed animal she could find at him and shouting, "S-shut the door!"

"SORRY!" Keitaro promptly complied, only after being hit by a small fuzzy stuffed bunny. "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" He looked around as though he expected an assassin to pop out of nowhere and slice him to pieces. With no one in site he walked off, heading for the living room. Walking in he suddenly felt someone grabbing him around the neck from behind, "I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN IT!" He cried, apparently they had waited for just the right moment to strike.

"What didn't you mean?" A blue-eyed, blonde haired girl with a big red ribbon on the back stepped out from behind him, releasing her grip from his neck and tilting her head as she walked in front of him.

He let out a sigh of relief, "Oh Minako... its just you..." Who had he expected anyway?

"Yeah is me." She said with a laugh, sticking out her tongue, "I swear sometimes you are so strange." She said, reaching up and ruffling his hair before walking off.

Keitaro stared after the girl, what the hell was going on... why did things feel so weird! He heard running down the hall behind him, "Hey Urashima!" A cheery voice yelled out, he still cringed expecting a large object to be launched into his cranium.

He spun around, "Uh, hi Chibi-usa..."

The pink haired girl began inspecting him, circling him once, twice, three times. "You don't look sick... are you feeling ok Urashima?"

"Y-yeah, I feel fine... great in fact." He chuckled and rubbed the back of his head.

"That's good. Oh yeah! I got this great new piece of art let me show you it!" She cried excitedly.

Keitaro brought his arms over his head instinctively, expecting a great ceramic piece to be brought down. Feeling nothing he first opened one eye, then the other. She stood there holding out a hand-drawn picture. It didn't look terrible but no one with a shred of sanity would consider it great artwork! "Wow... that's er, awesome Chibi-Usa..."

"I knew you would think so Keitaro! I'm going to go mess up Usagi's homework, bye!" Having said that she hurried off towards the stairs.

What is there to mess up! That idiot couldn't get any of that right if her life depended on it. Keitaro sighed and sat on the couch, "There is no other explanation... I'm going crazy and that's all there is to it... Who in the hell wants to get beat up! I should really get some help before I turn into a complete sadist!" He groaned and slumped over on the sofa.

"Keitaro! Everyone! Lunch is ready!" Makoto called from the dining room. Keitaro felt a bit relieved, with some food in his stomach maybe his mind would clear up too. He shuffled out of the living room, stopping in the door frame of the dining room, all the girls were already at the table eating happily and hungrily. He scanned the table, there was one open spot but the plate was empty and the silverware was in disarray.

"Hey, where'd my food go?" Oh no, was it going to be instant noodles again? Hadn't they gotten over that.

"Ehehe, about that..." Minako laughed, "Usagi and I were really really hungry so we decided to take your share.We knew you wouldn't mind!"

"WHAT! What the hell is the matter with you! I have to eat too you know you can't just go stealing other peoples food like that!" The stress, confusion and anger finally got to him, his mind was snapping, "You know what, getting my ass kicked would be a blessing compared to dealing with you morons!" He left the room and grabbed a knife off the counter, returning hastily he smiled, "But I know how to change that."

Usagi burst out crying, "I know I'm an idiot but you didn't have to say it like that!"

"Yeah, girls have feelings you know and who are you to call us stupid! We may not get the best grades but you are in the same boat." Minako scolded as she tried to console her odango haired friend.

Makoto stood up, "You won't be changing anything." She said angrily, before Keitaro could react a fist was colliding with his face and knocking him out cold.


Keitaro bolted upright in bed, he looked around the room in a frenzy. Everything was back in place, it was all normal again. He sighed and rubbed the sleep from his eyes, "What an aweful dream..." He looked up at the boared hole in the ceiling, 'I have to tell Naru.' He thought, chuckling to himself. Climbing up onto his table he pushed the boards aside, "Hey Naru! I had the craziest dream that I just have to tell you... about..." As always he had chosen the wrong moment to try and speak with Naru. She was only wearing underwear and stood midway through the process of putting her shirt on. Anger radiated from her body, quickly she pulledher shirt down and clenched her fists tightly.

"Keitaro you damned pervert! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!" She ran forward and kicked him in the head.Keitaro flew backwards and bounced off the wall, Naru stood ready and delivered her famous punch to his face this time forcing his body through the wall and out into the open air.

He sailed through the sky with tears of happiness streaming down his face, "THANK YOU NARU!"


A/N: There was a 7 month gap between the start and completion of this chapter, for a while it was lost after I initially got bored with it but I am happy I finished. It deserved at least that much. HopefullyI was able to give you a few laughs too!