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Heero Yuy was in his room within Quatre's mansion when he heard a buzz from the intercom. After a few minutes of nonstop buzzing Heero left the security of his room, and entered the hall. "Where's the buzzing intercom? My mission is to hunt it down and terminate. More or else." Heero was following the sound of the buzz when his gaze fell outside. There was a little girl with a red uniform on outside. "What's she doing here? She doesn't look more than four-years-old."

Heero exited the mansion, made his way through the huge front yard, and stood in front of the little girl at the gate. "May I help you?"

The little girl was no more than three tall, and extremely skinny. She had strawberry blonde hair with crystal blue eyes. When she spoke she had a sweet accent, but made her hard to understand. "Hell…hello. My name Tanja (a/n: pronounced as if spelled Tonya). I from Germany, and come to sell box of cookie for In… International Girl Scouts."

"Hi Tanja. My name's Heero. I'm sorry, but I can't buy a box of cookies from you. Try a little later. My friend will buy lots."

"You want to buy cookie for Freund?"[1]

"No. I don't want. My friend will later."

"Oh. You buy cookie for deine Freundin?" [2]

"No. I… don't want."

"Wie viele cookie you want?" [3]

"I don't want any."

"Many?"

"No. None."

"Oh. I see."

"I'm sorry. Come back later my friend will want some."

"You want zero."

"Yes."

"You buy for your friend many."

"No. Wait a second." Heero ran up the yard back into the mansion. When he came back he had an English to German dictionary in his hand. "Ich will keine Plätzchen." [4]

"Ach gut. Sie kennen Deutsch. Sie werden viel der Plätzchen für Ihre Freunde kaufen." [5]

"Huh? Say that slower please. Or say it in English."

"Ach gut… Sie kennen… Deutsch. Sie werden… viel der Plätzchen für… Ihre Freunde kaufen. Kennen Sie deutsches Recht?" [6]

"Um… how do you say no." Heero flipped through the dictionary. "Umm… oh here is it. Nein." [7]

"Nine! You want nine cookie!"

"No.. no… fine. How much?"

"Forty- seven dollars and eighty three cents." Heero handed Tanja the money. "Vielen Dank sehr viel." [8]

"No problem."

"Now mister. You do know there's no refunds."

"Sure. Suppose there wouldn't be."

"Okay. Bye, sucker."

"What!?! You little punk. Come back here with my money!"

"Erbärmlich. Wie ich keine Rückerstattungen gesagt habe. Sie sind ein Dummer Esel. Ha! Haben Sie Spaß." [9]

Tanja ran away, and Heero was left with nine boxes of girl scout cookies.

Translations:

[1] friend (guy) or boyfriend

[2] your friend (girl) or girlfriend

[3] How many

[4] I don't want any cookies.

[5] Oh good. You know German. How many cookies will you buy for your friends?

[6] You do know German right?

[7] No

[8] Thank you very much.

[9] Sorry. Like I said no refunds. You stupid ass. Ha! Have fun.

Sorry. My German kinda sucks. I only German I and haven't been in Germany for about five years.