Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Booyah: Given Perfection's penchant to screw up a good 60% of the time, it might just happen and if it does it'll be in the next chapter or two. That was a good idea you had thanks for the thought, but don't think I don't see you starving for your dose of HOMe. Don't worry there will be a one shot a little later for HOMe.
AN: short chapter, just used to show that the Scion's while they can be funny are actually quite a serious group/
Understandings
"DARIA!" Lance screamed as the little urchin ran off with his boots. "I'll kill you!" He felt a sudden jerk at his collar and looked back to see the Scion of Death, Wraith's invisible hand holding it firmly.
"Let her go, she runs because you chase." Wraith said calmly.
"No, she runs so she can use them in her and her sister's bizarre experiments." Lance countered.
"Oh. Here new pair then." Wraith said as he produced a pair of leather boots from nowhere.
"Do I even want to know how many things cows died in making those?" Kitty asked as she came in.
"Twenty seven." Wraith said as he gave the pair to Lance who received a wicked look from Kitty.
"I lost my old pleather ones to Daria." Lance explained sheepishly.
"You mean these?" Kitty said holding Lance's shoes up.
"Wow, gotta be brave to get those things." Wraith chuckled.
"Nope, just gotta know how to blackmail." Kitty quipped.
"Heh, talk about amoral, you'd have HOMe crawling the walls with worry, of course he'd also loose his mind from being in another dimension." Wraith said as he took a seat in a hall way chair.
"Who's HOMe, and what's with your constant sitting down?" Lance asked as he tied his boots.
"HOMe is an extraterrestrial being who befriends another Kitty in another Universe. We visit sometimes, he's a cool little guy." Wraith said with his eye obviously heavy.
"Oh he sounds so cute already." Kitty squealed. Wraith simply stared at her.
"And as for the resting, let me ask you this: How long could you stand to see the people right before you age and die and cycle right back again?" Wraith was obviously tired.
"So why do it?" Kitty asked "I mean can't you quit?"
"I could, but then death would have no meaning anymore as well as life. I do this because no-one else can, but don't think it's bad it has it's advantages." Wraith said with his voice taking a sly turn.
"Oh?" Kitty asked, trying to fathom an advantage.
"Fate bends at Perfection's fingers it wanes from DM's, but I alone can break it." And then he disappeared.
"Creepy." Lance said as he and Kitty walked away.
"You're late." Ragnis said.
"Bite me Rag." Wraith said staring at the scion of Nothingness. "What is this about anyway?"
"We've come to the conclusion that you are not effectively holding your station." Astral, the Scion of Order said from the corner. "What say you?"
"I say as always 'BITE ME'." Wraith's eyes narrowed. "No one has any right to tell any one of us how to work, and that includes us. So back off before I loose my temper."
"Oh please Wraith." Maven, Scion of Darkness, started.
"Everyone knows how tired you get." His twin Alteren, Scion of light finished. "We just think you should rest.
"Alteren, you get the joys of watching and guiding life. I have the DUTY of guiding the end result to either their eternal suffering or pleasure and I have NO say in the process, you try it some time." Wraith was in the Scion of Light's face. "And you Kaleb, I know you're here. You make these people just to watch them die in agonizing ways or worse. And so I say this, I let others do as they have done for eternity, the bureaucracy of death continues as it should and you alter your ways to make much more suffering." Wraith paused as he looked up, catching a glimpse of Karma in a dark corner. "I have to watch these people die, I guide them, I feel their pain as they pass from their loved ones. Question me again and you will see why even your great Scion of Chaos fears my anger." And then he was gone.
"You accuse him wrongly." Karma said as she descended.
"Karma, you of all should see his laxness." Maven scoffed.
"Just because I have no more love for him, does not mean he is not right." Karma walked to an exit. "We choose how we effect the world through our powers, we were chosen from before time and space for these tasks because eve in the darkest of us…" She glared at Maven, "There is still goodness. If you remember, Wraith was once a being so cruel that even your children feared him Ragnis." At the mention of Wraith's old behavior Ragnis shuddered as she left.
"Ok I give up." Wanda said as Perfection lead her to an undisclosed location.
"Well, it's not a fun place. I can assure you that, but knowing your father he probably never brought you here." Perfection said as they stopped. "You can take it off now."
When Wanda took off the bandana used to keep her sight limited she was shocked to see her mother's grave. She could hardly believe that she was there, and was extremely saddened.
"Why did you bring me here?" Wanda asked, tears in her eyes.
"My family, I miss them. I'll never see them again, ever. But at least you, you can visit one of them, whether or not they can hear you physically." As the two stood there it began to rain and Perfection produced an umbrella.
"The saddest stories are those never told." Perfection heard Wraith behind him. He knew Wanda wasn't able to see him right now because Wraith never showed himself in a graveyard. "Don't EVER let her learn her mother's especially first hand. You know I hate those stories." And with that he was gone.
"Hey." Wanda said shaking Perfection's shoulder. "You zoned out, something wrong?" She asked looking a little worried.
"Just a shake up in our ranks, nothing for you to worry about." Perfection said as he produced a bouquet of floors. "She might enjoy them." He handed them to her, to her shock though her brother's signature was also on the card attached.
"He signed it?" Wanda asked, obviously shocked. "I don't believe it."
"You don't why don't you ask him." Perfection snapped his fingers and then Pietro was there. "I think I'll leave you two, to talk. Trust me, siblings are worth more than all the power in the universe, even when you argue." And then he was gone, leaving the twins to them selves.
"You?" Wanda started to ask.
"Yeah, about a week ago. I was gonna have you sign it with out realizing it and then zoom up here." "Pietro held the umbrella Perfection had left. "Why'd he do this?"
"I guess he wants us to be happy." Wanda said as she felt the carvings in her mother's headstone.
"Happy? How is this happy?" Pietro scoffed.
"In a way I think I am happier now." Wanda said, ignoring her brother's comment. "I know where she is and now I can come talk to here when ever I want." Pietro only looked at the grave as a few tears fell with his sister's.
"Ok. I get it now." Pietro smiled.
