I decided to have fun with this one. I really didn't know what to do with Quatre's day, so I decided to add a surprise guest. Thank you for the reviews: Raizard 333, ally 127, Satanic- Purple- Onion, ZmajGoddess, and mystic Hoshi. I'm happy that you're keeping up with this even though I take forever to update. Thank you!
It was a busy day, and it was only the beginning. Quatre Winner was at the local book store autographing and selling his new book. The title was A Day In My Life: Quatre Winner's Answer For Various Situations, and for a newly emerging author, it was selling rapidly.
His publisher's had a keen eye for was most of the public wanted, or at least teen girls. Quatre's picture was everywhere in the shop and out of the shop. It was drawing many teens and preteens with mothers. Even though most of his books were bought by women just to shake his hand, receive a hug, and just to talk to him, he didn't mind. In fact he was happy that his book was selling.
Right now you're probably wondering what the book is about, well… "Hey Q-chan! What's going on in here? You're picture's all over the place." Duo ran up to Quatre and saw the book that Quatre was going to hand to a middle-aged women with too much make-up. "What's this?"
Quatre's heartbeat quicken when the other three gundam pilots walked through the door. "It's my book." Quatre rose his voice to catch the other's attention. "What are you all doing here?"
Heero's gaze turned to Quatre, and he lead everyone to the direction of the blonde Arabian. "Well, I don't know why Duo's here, but he left the TV on, and Chang just happened to walk by when a commercial advertising you're new book mentioned you were going to be here. So after he told us about it, we all decided to come visit you. Why didn't you tell us you wrote a book?"
"Well that explains you three, why are you here Duo?"
"I followed you. You never sneak out of the house, so I got curious and followed you here. But when you entered, I noticed my tummy rumbling, and grabbed a bite to eat before heading back here to say 'hi'."
Trowa stepped up to Quatre. "Quatre, you haven't answered Heero's question. Why didn't you tell us you wrote a book?"
Quatre's gaze fell to the ground. His voice was quiet. "Be… Because-"
"Because the book's about us." Everyone turned to face Wufei. He held up the book. "This book is about the situations that have happened in the mansion since the war ended. The day I found the Gundam Wing Unofficial website made by Duo. The day Duo blamed his shoulder conscience for everything. Everything that was the slightest bit eccentric. Even the one with Heero and the German girl scout."
"Hey. None of you were there, and I didn't even mention it. How do you know about it?" Heero stammered. He would never admit he was outsmarted by a girl that looked like she barely learned to walk.
Duo raised his hand. "That would be my fault. For fun I sometimes go into the security room, and watch the security tapes. I found the one of you and the girl scout, and showed it to everyone. I thought it was so cute. I- Aaaaaaaah DON'T KILL ME!" Heero was charging at Duo at full speed, arm drawn back about to make contact with it's target, and other arm close to his chest for protection in case Duo fought back, but the women screaming in the background brought Heero back to reality. He stop, and slowly backed away from Duo who was still cowering in fear repeating apologetic phrases.
The other three were ignoring Duo and Heero's little spat. Trowa grabbed a copy of the book. "So, what's your solution for the various situations?"
"Mostly lock yourself up in a room till it's over. It worked for all of those, except for the few that include me."
"But why didn't you tell us about the book?" Wufei asked.
"I don't know. I wanted to, but I just couldn't. I can't explain it."
"I can." A voice said. The voice sounded distant, and feminine.
All five pilots scanned the area. Eyes skimmed the store, and ears were strained to hear where the voice came from.
"Don't strain yourselves my puppets. I'll gladly show myself." Within a sec a girl walked though the doors of the store. She was short beyond all reason, and extremely skinny even for her size. She wore black pants ten times bigger than her, and a blue tang top. She walked up to the pilots and waved her hand frantically. "Hi! I'm Miyabewa, but you can just call me Miya-chan. I'm the authoress of this story." That's right the girl is ME!
Heero stared at me. "Uh… Miyabewa- san. What do you mean authoress of this story?"
I looked at Heero, and chuckled. "I mean, I'm right now sitting at my computer typing frantically, so that I can update a story about you five."
Duo was confused, and his mind was racing with questions. "So we do what you tell us to do?" I ran up to Duo and took hold of arm squishing it as hard as I could.
"That's right my handsome, cutie, Duo. I can make you five do anything I feel like. And today I felt like having the four of you, run into Quatre at a random book store. And I thought you guys should meet me today."
"Why?" Duo asked more confused than ever. "What if you're lying?"
"You think I'm lying. To tell you the truth. I just wanted a reason to come see you because I love you guys. But if you don't believe me, here's some proof. Duo- kun, what's your favorite a math formula?"
Duo's head started hurting. The hand that wasn't caught in my grasped shot to his head. "I'm getting a headache. What's a math formula?"
Quatre felt sympathetic towards Duo. "What are you doing? Please, don't hurt him?"
I gave Quatre a quick glance. "Don't worry. Watch."
Suddenly Duo released his head, and stood up straight. "A math formula. Lets see. I guess, do you want the name or the actually formula?"
"The formula, please?"
"Well… x equals opposite b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c, all over two a."
"That's good, Duo-kun. What do you get when you combine HCl and NaOH?"
"If you combine equal portions you should get salt water."
"Great, Duo. That's good." Duo suddenly went lazy, and the other four boys were in aww.
Wufei walked up to me, and took my hands in his. "You're amazing. Can you leave Duo like that? He was smart, and had intellect. Please?"
Quatre turned to Trowa, "Oh no. Now she's having Wufei beg to her."
Not knowing that I heard them I added my own comment. "Well, since I just wrote that you said that I know what you said, and to tell you the truth, Wu- Bear here is doing this on his own."
Wufei shot Quatre a look, a very happy look filled with bliss and paradise. "Did you hear that? Maxwell was intelligent. She should be here often." Before anyone could stop him, Duo pounced right onto Wufei.
"Oh you don't mean that Woofie! I know you don't. You like me the way I am."
"No I don't."
"Yes, you do."
"No I don't. How would you know what I like?… Get that look off your face. Aughh. Get your damn mind out of the gutter."
While Duo and Wufei argued some more I turned my attention to the others. "I probably should go."
Heero turned my way. "Okay… but can I make a request before you go."
"Go ahead shoot." Heero smirked and pulled out his pistol. Along with Trowa, and Wufei pulled out his sword. "Uh… you know it's not meant as literal." The three started toward me. "Well, now I know what I put Duo through. Sorry Duo."
Duo raised two fingers signaling peace, "no problem. I got used to it. So Quatre what should we do?"
"Go to a room, and lock the door till this is over."
"Okay."
With the other three advancing, I did some quick thinking and then I just started flying. The three dangerous ones were angered by my scaredy- cat- ness, but I didn't care. I didn't want to become their target. As I was flying away, I faced them laughing at them, and flew into some power lines. So since, I'm injured I decided to take myself out of the story.
Later, Duo turned to everyone else. "What a bummer. I think she was hitting on me. She wasn't half bad either." Suddenly Duo had a scythe in his hands. "You dare chase the authoress. Hah! Learn my power!" Duo chased after Trowa, Heero and Wufei for the rest of the day.
A/N Hee hee. Now they know how it feels. Well if you have any suggestions, I'll continue this. And Raizard 333. Now I'll be using your ideas. Thanks again for them. And if you have an idea for a real Quatre day I'm all ears. I just don't know what to do with his day. Like what stupid arguement should he stop? I'm just drawing air.
