Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: Booyah asked for it, so now prepare as HOMe makes his first ever dimensional crossover all thanks to…
Forge's big miscalculation
The day after Perfection and Wanda's first dinner was spent in recovery for the majority of the X-Men and the Misfits. The interLOAFER's had made a group decision to stay at the institute so no army "goons" would try to experiment on them. They forgot about Forge.
The day was early as the interLOAFER's rose from their guest bed's (Hey, even scion's need their sleep.). Perfection and Wraith headed down to the kitchen first as they knew DM would not be awake until past noon or even midnight. The two weary-eyed Scion's were both at their miserable worst.
"How can they possibly sleep like that?" Wraith asked rubbing the back of his neck.
"Aw, someone miss their hammock?" Perfection snickered.
"Look who's talking cow lick." Wraith shot back as they crossed a shiny surface and Perfection saw his horrible morning face and as a joke turned to stone and fell backwards right onto the resident techno-freak's foot. To say the least Forge screamed, to say the most, ten thousand years later an alien culture heard that scream.
"Whoops." Perfection said as he snapped back to normal and zapped Forge's foor to healed. "Sorry about that."
"Yeah no problemo. Hey can I get a sample of your energy?" Forge asked with his eye's gleaming.
"Carefull he's the mad scientist one." Wraith warned.
"Like it matters, I don't give samples of my energy away, sorry." Perfection said.
"I could always tell Wanda you squashed me under a giant likeness of yourself." Forge said with out bating an eye.
Perfection froze, "You wouldn't."
"Oh he would and I'd provide the evidence." K2 said through as he and a Camera Bot came around a corner.
"Lousy little…" Perfection muttered under his breath as he formed a small ball of glowing energy in his hand. Forge went to reach for it. "Ah, K2 you know how this works."
"Sorry kid, like I said he makes me turn over ALL evidence of blackmail before moving on." K2 said as he handed over the microchip containing the scene of the incident. Perfection handed them his energy sample in return. K2 then quickly teleported Forge and himself away.
"Wonder what they're going to do with that?" Wraith wondered aloud, but Perfection was busy destroying the micro chip.
Soon after the duo of K2 and Forge were busy plotting away in Forge's lab. Trying to harness Perfection's energy.
"See kid if we advanced beings stick together we can get just about anything done." K2 said as he landed on a console.
"Yeah, whatever. Now to finish my latest experiment!" Forge gave a crazy mad scientist laugh.
"Wow kid you are deranged. I like you. So what is this experiment anyway?"
"I'm attempting to recreate the Joe's Mass Device so the X-Men can teleport anywhere." Forge explained as he stuck the sample in a container marked "NUCLEAR REACTOR: DO NOT APPROACH UNLESS WEARING LEAD APRON".
"So, what's going to be your first test subject?" K2 asked looking around the room to see a stray Camera Bot. "Found something." K2 said with a mischievous tone.
"Yeah, that'll work, bring it here." Forge said and K2 manipulated the robotic camera system to the center of a platform in the middle of the room. "Yeah right there."
"Ok, we ready?" K2 asked as he backed away
"Good morning." Ororo greeted Perfection and Wraith as the two sat at the table. "Do you want anything in particular?" She turned around to see Wraith already sipping on some coffee and chewing a cinnamon stick, while Perfection was guzzling what appeared to be a gallon of herbal tea. "And I thought the Misfits were odd."
"Heh, big wrong there." Wraith chuckled as Perfection manifested a strange white chicken and swallowed it whole, soon from nowhere thousands of chickens attacked him. "That's what you get for eating a cuckoo." Wraith said with out looking down.
"I wanted a regular chicken, no those kamikaze freaks of nature that Link flees from." Perfection said, pulling his ragged form up.
"My word." Ororo said as she saw the scion's black eye and missing teeth.
"Ignore him, he wants attention." Wraith chuckled. "Still can't get chickens, huh?"
"Shut up." Perfection said as he propped his head on his arm.
"I don't understand." Ororo said, looking confused.
"Well, Mr. Perfect here has a little problem with teleporting chickens, when ever he tries to teleport one he'll grab something from just about any other dimension I can think of." Wraith said with a smile in his eyes. Suddenly there was a loud explosion followed that was soon followed by Kitty screaming, K2 pleading with DM and Perfection chasing Forge with a chair.
"OKAY!" Perfection said as he gathered everyone in the middle of the Danger Room. "Let me see if I got this straight. You two tried to teleport something using my energy sample, correct?"
Forge nodded as the X-Men surrounded him with angry glares.
"Okay then when that happened, what was your target?" Perfection asked.
"A chicken." Forge squeaked. Perfection, DM, Wraith, K2 and Ororo all looked at forge with a different look.
"Forge, honestly your carelessness has gone to far this time, I can't believe you would disregard simple safety precautions and what's worse, you've displaced this kind hearted little creature." Ororo said, pointing to a grey bug like creature with crimson streaks on it elongated head.
-HOMe not displaced, is he?- HOMe asked in confusion as he looked at what he thought were familiar faces.
"Sorry little dude, but remember how we said there were 'other dimensions' that didn't have you in them. Welcome to one of them." Perfection smiled, trying to comfort the small alien.
"Good going boy genius." Wraith said with a glare. "Alright, send him back."
"No." Perfection smiled as everyone looked at him. "I think our two little engineers should." Perfection eyed K2 and Forge.
"Hey, yeah great idea." DM flashed a wicked smile.
"This is going bad places..." K2 said.
"I truly think that would be an unwise decision." Xavier said, "Especially since I believe Forge will be busy repairing the damages."
"Professor if you will?" DM and Perfection pulled him to the side and discussed the merits and drawbacks of them sending HOMe back and K2 and Forge repairing the damage. Eventually the Professor gave in and agreed to let the two work on repairs as long as at least DM and Logan were supervising.
"All right slaves, march!" DM said with a smile as he eyed K2 and Forge.
"Is he serious?" Forge asked.
"Oh you bet he is." Logan said as he came up behind him. "Care for a game of Go while we keep an eye on these two?"
"Why certainly." DM said with an evil chuckle.
"Ok little dude, we should have you back to your home in no time." Perfection said as he patted HOMe's skull. "Say, can you still charm the women like crazy?"
"That can charm vomen?" Kurt asked in surprise.
"Hey, HOMe has what I like to call a natural charisma bonus." Perfection smiled.
-Not-Kurt-King-Friend want to play hide and seek?- HOMe asked innocently.
"Uh, maybe later." Kurt said as he hastily vanished with a bamf, leaving a sad HOMe behind.
"If I'm not mistaken there's a lesson in here for these kids to learn isn't there?" Jinx said as she appeared and came up and patted HOMe, "Well I guess he is kinda cute."
"Oh! Is Wanda here?" Perfection asked as he noticed Jinx's appearance.
"Common Room." Jinx said, a little worried by Perfection's reaction.
"Come on little dude you got some one to charm for me." Perfection said as he grabbed the alien's hand and pulled him for a ride.
AN: How will the Misfits react to HOMe, will he charm Wanda for Perfection, will Forge and K2 repair the teleporting machine? The answer to these questions: Love'em, for a bribe and not until chapter 12. So tune in next time for more interLOAFERS!
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