Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: Sorry for the delay, college junk is cluttering my brain.

Vile

"WHEEEEE!" Perfection yelled as he zoomed down the halls, dragging HOMe with him. "Let's go meet Wanda!" He came to a sudden stop in the common room, where every last Misfit was, including the Triplets and their new "toys".

"I thought you said it wasn't permanent." Wanda said with a glower as she eyed both him and the shrunken thugs.

"Hm, guess I'll have to reverse it then, but first: Everyone this is HOMe, he's from another world and Forge accidentally brought him here." Perfection moved to the side revealing HOMe's form, immediately EVERYONE except the Triplets and Xi freaked out.

"AH, ALIEN, ALIEN!" Todd screamed as he leapt into Lance's arms. "I TOLD YOU!"

"I believe you MAN!" Lance screamed.

"WHY THE HELL IS THAT THING HERE!" Althea screamed in anger as she dove behind a couch.

"I'm to smart to die!" Arcade cowered behind Fred, who was hiding behind Pietro who was hiding behind Wanda.

"Cool. Can we clone him?" Daria asked, she was immediately zapped by an unseen electrical force. "Oh, hey who did that?"

"Next stupid, ignorant question." Perfection smiled.

"Meanie!" The triplets said in unison as they gave him a raspberry.

"Hello." Xi said as he came over and placed his hand into HOMe's. "Empathic, psychometric and an unknown strength I can't seem to name."

-Vile-Brother.- HOMe said simply as he put his own hand on Xi's head. –Sad born, happy family, friends. HOMe be friend?- HOMe's child like voice asked.

"Of course. I would be honored to be your friend." Xi bowed as he noticed Perfection's look . "There was a lesson here, wasn't there?"

"Well sort of, to tell the truth I didn't exactly expect this kind of reac-" A sudden explosion interrupted him. "I don't want to know." He began rubbing the bridge of his nose."

-Vile-Brother here.- HOMe said with a happy tone.

"FORGE!" Everyone heard Logan shout from the lab. "Now what did you do!"

"Excuse me folks but I have to go save Mr. I-Like-machines-a-little-to-much from being ripped to shreds." Perfection said as he disappeared.

"So…" Todd said as he got down from Lance calmly as though nothing had happened. "What's your world like?"

-Um…- Home started uncertain as how he could best put it. –HOMe not speak good.-

"Well that's obvious." Todd thought for a second. "He Xi, why don't you try and see if you can't explain it for him to us. I mean if you can."

"I can certainly try if he is willing." Xi said as he smiled at HOMe.

-Ok.- HOMe said as he curled up into what looked like a fetal position. Xi then placed both his hands on HOMe's skull.

It took a while but eventually Xi was able to understand the jumbled thoughts and feelings that HOMe was sending him.

"Oh my…" It was all he could say to the images before he started to explain the long series of events in HOMe's life.


"Okay Vile, we don't need any unexplained deaths while we're here." Perfection said as he and DM struggled to hold the enraged being back.

"Just let me make one little slice. One little cut, that's all I'm asking!" Vile shouted as he tried to lunge at Forge.

"Dude, we told you to FIX IT not use it again! And especially not on VILE AND CERTAINLY NOT WHILE HE'S TRYING TO SLEEP WITH HIS GIRL!" Perfection shouted as he pushed back on the exceptionally strong body.

"Sorry, I didn't mean too." Forge choked out as K2 flew in.

"Well I got the new fuse…" K2 started then he noticed Vile. "Just had to play with the targeting mechanism didn't you? Well what did you send?"

"Well you see I made this robotic evil monkey…" Forge started and then he heard Vile laugh.

"Oh man you better hope you aren't next." Vile chuckled as he uncharacteristically calmed down. "She'll cut your ass off and hand it to you on a silver platter."

"Sounds like a real sweet heart." Rogue said as she and Kurt walked in. "What in the sam hell happened here?"

"Happened again." K2 corrected. "Boy genius wanted to play with the controls while I was gone. This is Vile, he's like HOMe's brother."

"HOMe is here." Vile looked surprised. "That's it this kid is toast if he ever comes to my world."

"Why is he so calm?" DM whispered to Perfection.

"Acupuncture with acid resistant needles." Perfection smiled as he brandished the needles.

"Ahhh." DM nodded.

"So who is your girl anyvay?" Kurt asked.

"Blue dude, you don't want to know." Perfection said as a warning.

"Yeah, when I told you in my world you kinda had to get counseling, her too." Vile said to back Perfection up.

Immediately the siblings looked at each other in confusion. Kurt then looked at Vile, then to Perfection who had a worried look and then back to Vile again. Rogue just simply stared as she had figured it out.

"Now I really need to know." Kurt said. "TELL ME!"

"Kurt, drop it." Rogue warned.

"Vhat, it's not like it's Mystique, right. I can't imagine a fellow blue dude, no matter how furless he is going f…o…r…" He noticed Vile's cringing look as he nodded.

"This is gonna be priceless!" Pietro said as he zoomed around the corner with a camera and then went skidding uncontrollable down the stairs, but managed to make it back in time to catch Kurt's realization.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! VHY, VHY DOES GOD DO THIS TO ME!" Kurt screamed as he curled up into the fetal position. Logan easily picked him up and walked away muttering.

"You and…" Rogue said, now that Kurt was gone.

"Yeah, well in my world she's good and trying to get her relationship with you two repaired. What's she like here?" Vile asked.

"Evil conniving bitch who sleeps around like crazy." Rogue said in an even tone.

"Pretty much the same then except for the sleeping around thing then." Vile shrugged.

"You know I think I might want some of those acupuncture needles for her." DM whispered to Perfection who only laughed and handed him a box.

"Ha ha, priceless!" Pietro said as he finished his filming and jumped for joy, which was cut short by a long curved blue blade slicing through the camera's lens and knocking it to the floor.

"I'll take that." Wraith said as he appeared. "Yo, Vile how goes it?" He said as he picked the camera up and noticed Vile.

"Oh you know, when they take these needles out the science freak is dead, the usual." Vile said calmly. "Think you can help?"

"Sorry, I promised Perfection I wouldn't touch his acupuncture needles again." Wraith said as he levitated and played keep away with Pietro's camera. "Rogue, evidence, take it to Wanda." He materialized the camera in her hands.

"NOOOO!" Pietro screamed as he chased his half-sister down the hall.

"Hm, you know she's just gonna let the Misfits watch it, right?" Perfection asked as he came out of Forge's lab.

"Eh, as long as Mr. Platinum Blonde doesn't get it I don't care." Wraith said as he mysteriously disappeared again.

"Where does he go exactly?" DM asked as a random thought.


Meanwhile in Jamaica:

"Mr. Wraith would you like another drink?" The waitress asked as Wraith lounged in the tropical paradise with his luxurious hammock.

"Sure would toots, sure would." Wraith said smiling as he watched the sun.


"Some place dark and dreary more than likely." Perfection said with a shrug as he and DM made their way with Vile to the common room.

"Guys, this is Vile, Vile the Misfits." Perfection introduced him. "Don't trust the tiny ones." He warned.

"Ok." Vile said with a smile as he sat next to HOMe and looked at Xi. "Oh a lizard man."

"What'd you do now?" DM asked as Perfection loaded a tranquilizer rifle.

"I'm running out man…" He said as he loaded his last dart. "Guys in twenty minutes, take cover because he is gonna explode in a chase after Forge."

"Mmmmhmmmm." Vile nodded.

-HOMe help!- HOMe said as he placed his hands over Vile's head.

"Oh yeah, the ultimate Vile calming tool: HOMe." Perfection said with a chuckle.


AN: Next chapter the ultimate battle! MONKEY VS PANDA! Who will win?

Confused? You'll see…. evil laughter