A/N: Man! I'm so sorry for not updating this sooner. I know I practically put this one most of my chapters, but it's true. I truly am sorry about updating sooner. I actually started writing this, but then half way through it I decided to continue with Letters. Oops. So, I decided I wouldn't update Letters till I at least update this one. So those who read both, I'll post then next chapter of Letters soon. Sneak peek for those who read letters, the next chapter might be my final one, but I'm debating it in my mind. So it's not decided… yet. But anyway, lets continue with this fic shall we?


Disclaimer: I'll never tell. You can't make me, but if you really want to know, go find one and read it for yourself HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… bwah HAHAHAHAHA!


Wufei's 2nd Day

Chang Wufei woke up with sun in his eyes, and an uncomfortable feeling all over his body. He couldn't imagine why, but being him, he just woke up, he didn't much care. Wufei pushed himself off his bed, and made his way to his bathroom. He turned on the light, picked up his toothbrush, and started to brush his teeth. While staring at his reflection, he noticed why his body was feeling so uncomfortable. He was still in the maid's uniform from the truth or dare game the night before. He held back a gasp as he stared at his exposed legs. "Why didn't I return it last night?" Wufei asked himself. Thinking hard back to the night before, he remembered that he was dared to wear the uniform for the entire night by Duo. "Baka Duo!"

Wufei went back into his bedroom, and rustled through his clothes. He needed to return the uniform quickly before the maid finds out he has it. After choosing what he'd be wearing for the day, he attempted to remove the uniform, but he couldn't reach the zipper. Having too much pride to ask any of the other pilots for help, he scanned the room for anything that would help. He ran to the closet to use a hanger, but realized they were all plastic and too big to hook the zipper. He again attempted to reach it to the point of almost dislocating his arms, but still was unable to reach it. He frantically searched the room, but still was unable to find anything of usefulness when a knock sounded at the door. "Who's there?" Wufei snapped not wanting to deal with anybody in his present state.

"Man! Someone's cranky this morning. Quatre made everyone breakfast. You should hurry down, or I might eat your food." Teased Duo from the other side of the door.

"Maxwell! You touch my food, justice you'll pay."

"Then hurry up. Here I'll come in and keep you company."

"No! Don't! I'm changing in here Maxwell!"

"So, what's the big deal? Change in the bathroom! I'm here to also return the maid's uniform anyway."

"I can do that. Don't worry about it."

"You won't change, but you'll walk through the halls while changing?"

"I'll do it after I'm changed idiot!"

"Oh, right. Why not just have me do it? Here, put on your robe, and give it to me."

"Maxwell, don't worry about it. I'll do it. Isn't your food getting cold?"

"Oh yea! My food! You take care of it!" Wufei could hear Duo running down the hall towards the dining room.

Wufei let out a sigh of relief. He again tried to reach the zipper once again. Whether it was the breakfast the waited for him down stairs, or the thought that the other pilots would see him stuck in the maid's uniform, something gave him the extra push he needed to reach the zipper. Wufei pulled on it with all his strength, glad that he'll finally be out of the dress, but his happiness came to a halt when he heard a rip. After Wufei was done changing, he examined the uniform. The rip ran along the right side of the zipper, from the top hem, to the seam that connected the blouse to the dress.

Wufei's mouth dropped. He knew he couldn't return the dress as it is now. He emptied his gym bag, and neat folded and placed the uniform in it. He checked the time, it was eight forty-five, and left the room. He headed downstairs towards the door, when a hand took hold of his shoulder. Wufei turned around to see Quatre looking up at him with a disappointed look in his eyes. "Where are you going Wufei? Don't you want to eat breakfast? I really wanted to apologize for all the dares I had you do last night."

"Why do you want to apologize? It was my choice to play the childish in the first place, and again my choice to choose dare, so it was all my fault."

"That may be, but if it wasn't for my first dare to you, Duo may never had you sleep in that uncomfortable uniform."

"Don't worry about it. I'm sure Duo would've thought of it sooner or later, or maybe something worse, you might have actually saved me. Speaking of the maid's uniform, what time does her shift start?"

"Eleven, I believe. So… wha-?"

"Can't talk now. I need to leave." Wufei shot out of the door. He had about two hours and ten minutes to get the uniform repaired. He thought about it. It'll take about ten minutes to get into the town, another ten minutes to find the tailor, about thirty minutes for repair, and while he was out, he might as well get in dry cleaned which will take about an hour. Which left twenty minutes to get back home and just in case something went wrong.

Wufei arrived in town in the expected amount of time. He went to the tailor that he takes his clothes too, not only has he been going there for years, they're really skilled at their job. As he rushed through the door, the first thing he saw was an unfamiliar face behind the counter. He ran up to the girl. "I need this fixed as soon as possible!"

"Uh… okay, but I don't… um… you see I was just hired yesterday."

"Can you sew?"

"Yes."

"Then you can do this."

"Okay." To Wufei's surprise, as soon as the dress left his hands, the tear got longer. "I… I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to make it wor-."

"Don't worry about it. Just please try to fix it." The girl nodded. Fifteen minutes later she returned. Wufei let out a sigh of relief, and reached out for the dress, which now looked like a ribbon. "Where's the dress?"

"Uh… y…yu…you se… see… th… that's a… fu… funny st…stor… story." The girl stuttered. "As soon as it was repaired, the sewing machine went out of control, and well…" The girl pointed at the ribbon. "That's all I was able to salvage."

Wufei looked down at the black strip of cloth. He exited quietly. "In… injustice! This is an injustice! How can a sewing machine lose control all of the sudden?" He was now five minutes behind schedule frantically thinking of a plan 'B'. He decided that the best thing to do would just to buy a new one, but he didn't know from where. He went to the nearest pay phone, and called Quatre's house. "Hello?"

"Maxwell? Please put Quatre on the phone."

"I don't know. You let you breakfast get mighty cold."

"Who are you kidding? You probably ate my breakfast before I even left the house."

"Um… maybe, but you still would've let your food go to waste."

"Look Maxwell, I need to speak to Quatre. Please put him on the phone."

"Why am I the only one you call by their last name?"

"Because you're not listening to me! Put Quatre on phone!"

"Fine, fine. But you have to tell me the answer when you get home."

"Sure… I need to speak to -."

"Quatre. I know." On the other side of the phone, Wufei could hear Duo put down the phone, and called Quatre. A few seconds later, Quatre was on the other end. "Yes, Wufei?"

"Quatre, where do you maids get their uniforms?"

"Uh, Ayame's Uniform Shop why?"

'I need to buy your maid a new uniform. I'll be back before eleven."

"Wait Wu-." Wufei hung up the phone before he could hear what Quatre had to tell him. He quickly got to the uniform shop, with an hour and five minutes left. Wufei thought about it, and he decided this is better. Now he didn't have to get the uniform dry-cleaned which would've taken the longest time.

He started driving around, looking at the little shops on the side of the road for Ayame's Uniform Shop, but with no luck. He saw many other shops, but he couldn't find Ayame's. He couldn't believe that he didn't find out where the shop was before he got off the phone with Quatre. He thought about it, and was about the call Quatre again, but he was out of coins to use the payphone, and he wasn't about to ask random people to borrow their cellphone. So he drove around for awhile more, killing about thirty minutes just driving around, he finally found it.

He ran right up to the counter, but the cashier at the counter was on the phone talking frantically to her friend. He waited for a whole two seconds, but then he, politely, hung up the phone for her. She turned to him glare at him. "What was that for?"

"Please, I'm in a hurry! I need a maid's uniform. FAST!" The girl gave him a weird look. "What? Oh no! It's not for me. Please give me one. I'll pay anything."

The girl waited a few seconds, shrugged, and went to get the uniform. When she got back with one, she dropped it on the counter. "That'll be two thousand dollars."

"Two thousand dollars? What's with that? That's an injustice!"

"Not my fault pal. You said you'd pay anything, now pay up. You hung me up on a very important call."

"And you should be more polite to your customers." But he reluctantly still pulled out his checkbook and filled out the check for two thousand dollars. "But, like I said, I'm in a hurry. And I don't fight with women." He paid for the uniform, and raced back home arriving with five minutes to spare.

He slammed through the doors running up the stairs. He can faintly hear a person calling him from behind, but he didn't really much care. He ran to the maid's locker room, running right into the maid undressing. You may think that Wufei wouldn't be able to blush, but boy did he look like a strawberry. He turned bright red, turning around rushing out of the locker room. As soon as he was in the hall, he ran into Quatre.

"Sorry Chang. I tried to tell you. She already knew about you borrowing her uniform, and I bought her a new one. It was delivered just before you called. And I was going to tell you that he arrived ten minutes earlier to try on her new uniform.

"Uh… I noticed that she got here earlier. But I wish I knew about the new uniform."

"Well, I sent Duo up to tell you about that and the breakfast. Didn't he tell you?"

Before Wufei answered, he left the uniform on the door, and went after Duo. Poor Duo.


A/N: Poor Duo. He's always being chased. But I just wanted to add that the hardest part of this fic was the time keeping deal. I had to have a scratch paper near me the whole time I was typing, and I believe I still messed up at some parts. I'm sorry, but yay. WHEE!