Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: This chapter is inspired by an old argument me and my friend are constantly debating, and currently I am winning. The argument: Monkey vs. Panda, which is greater? It's also inspired by about 5 cans of Coke and reading "Wicked: Life and times of the Wicked witch of the West" so be prepared for insanity and yet another displaced character.

The ultimate battle

"MONKEY!" Perfection shouted while throwing a fit.

It had been two days since HOMe and Vile were drug through into the Misfit-Verse. The two "brothers" had learned very quickly how to avoid the triplets and who to trust, they also chose to stay at the Pit, thus prompting the interLOAFERs to follow. They of course had to promise to behave, but that promise wasn't looking to good as Perfection and DM were now locked in a large battle of wits and words, DM had the obvious advantage.

"Pandas, because they are." DM responded calmly as Wraith, Wanda and Arcade came in.

"Oh god, not his again?" Wraith groaned.

"What again?" Arcade asked, a little worried for his new widescreen TV.

"Well every now and then Perfection and DM get into this little argument of whose favorite animal is better. DM favors the Panda, while Perfection favors the primates." Wraith explained as he sat in a chair. "You two might as well enjoy the show, I know I will."

Wanda and Arcade quickly took a seat next to Wraith who was obviously enjoying the argument.

"Monkey!" Perfection flailed like a kindergartner.

"Baby, every one knows that Panda's are superior." DM scoffed as he downed some pop corn. "And Smarter."

"HA!" Perfection popped up like a springboard. "We both know that monkey's can use simple tools, what can a panda do to counter that?"

"Uh, well, uh… DAMN!" DM snapped his fingers.

"AH HA! AND WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE TIGER-LIKE MONKEY YOU LIKE, HM?" Perfection screamed with joy as he jumped onto DM's lap and pressed his face in DM's.

"Get off!" DM shouted as he pushed off his friend. "Panda's can be giant!" DM shrieked as he tossed a bowl at Perfection.

"MONKEY'S CAN FLY!" Perfection almost tossed a bowl of chili but instead tossed a loaf of French bread.

"Where's all this food coming from?" Arcade asked as he looked on.

"It's like a grotesque car accident, no matter how much you want to look away… you can't." Lance said as he Todd and Althea came in.

"MONKEY!" Perfection launched a barrage of grapes at DM.

"PANDA!" DM returned fire with a stick of celery, it hit Perfection in the eye.

"A STICK OF LEAFY GREENS SHALL NOT STOP THE MONKEY'S!" Perfection shouted as he catapulted a bowl of refried beans.

"My god!" Todd said as he watched in a mix of horror, admiration and glee.

"It's like when my sisters argue about toys. Except cleaner." Althea commented, she to was hypnotized by the battle that was happening.

"This is so wrong on so many levels." Lina said as she and Fred came in, followed by Xi and HOMe.

"Oh my." Xi said as he watched. "Why can't look away from this?" He asked confused by the site before him. "I have seen many food fights, but this is… odd."

"MONKEY'S ARE FOREVER j00r MASTER!" Perfection shouted.

"DUDE, that's leet!" Arcade said with a shout of joy.

"PANDAS j00 f00!" DM countered as he launched a vat of mashed potatoes.

"This is getting creepy." Lance said.

"It'll only get worse." Vile said as he and the rest of the Misfits entered. "A lot worse."

"OH? Must get my camera." Pietro said as he tried to run off but was shackled to the ground.

"No." Wraith said as he appeared and smacked Pietro several times with a newspaper.

"MONKEY'S CAN FLY TIMES TWO!" Perfection launched a bubbling cauldron at DM. When it landed it made a large green puff of smoke. After it cleared a young girl in green skin could be seen. "Hi Elphaba! Send you back after the fight's over, K." Perfection said cheerfully to her, she just nodded and made her way to the side.

"Hello." The green girls said as she sat down. "I don't mean to intrude, but this should not take to long." She said politely.

"Hey, what's cutie like yourself not doing in our world?" Pietro said as he picked up the chains holding him and zoomed to her.

"Would someone please remove this poor excuse for a Munchkinlander?" Elphaba said gritting her teeth. Fred promptly tossed Pietro over his shoulder.

"Let me guess, Oz, right?" Lance said it as a joke.

"Yup." She said plainly. "Those two have displaced me more times than I can count, so much so that my universe simply diverted from it's intended path, thus becoming an 'alternate universe'." She grumbled.

"Must suck." Todd said "But hey at least you're in the company of a fellow green person." Althea shot him a look and he cringed.

"Why thank you. Why are you green anyway?" She asked and the Misfits proceeded to explain what mutants were and a little about their world while the fight proceeded and a few adults joined the audience.

"So, uh, Westy, why are you green?" Shipwreck asked, he had not heard her name since he came in during the Misfits explanation and Xi had informed him as to who she was.

"My NAME is Elphaba, and I don't know why I'm green." She said while turning away from him.

"Ouch, she snubbed you." Pietro laughed.

"Look whose talking chain-boy you got tossed into the garbage." Wanda said. "Hey Wraith what's your favorite animal?"

Wraith looked confused for a second then quickly answered. "The dolphin, bottle nosed to be exact." The entire room froze as even DM and Perfection turned to stare at him. "Assholes." Wraith said as he propped his face up on his hand.

"All right you two, you made the mess you clean it up." Shipwreck said with a smile.

"Okay." The two Scion's said and threw their hands out in a game of "rock, paper, Scissors". Perfection won with scissors, while DM choose to cheat with "dynamite".

"All right, al right." DM said as he grabbed the upper corner of a wall and peeled it away to reveal another wall just like it, he did it to all the wall and then gather them in the center and tied it like a bag. "There all done, all clean. Thank you come again." DM said as he left.

"Well I'll be damned." Shipwreck said as he tried to do the same thing, only to get roaring laughter from Perfection.

"Ahem." Elphaba said impatiently.

"Oh, right sorry El." Perfection smiled. "Hey why don't you stay for lunch. I'm sure I can conjure up something even YOU would eat." Perfection smiled.

"I'd really like to get home." She said.

-HOMe is here.- HOMe said, misunderstanding her statement.

"My home, my world you understand that you little…" She never got to finish as Perfection waved his hand and sent her off.

"I keep forgetting wham a bitch she can be." Perfection shrugged his shoulders. "Oh well, who wants pasta, Perfection style?" His eyes glinted with the usual glow of trouble and chaos.

"Cool, that's sounds good." Todd said as he bounded to the kitchen.