Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Picnic Party!
The whole events of the day before, which had been labeled "The Great Debate had vanished from the Pit almost completely. Now they were preparing fro a special picnic that Perfection and DM had put together. They expected at least half of the X-Men to come for the small party-picnic so the two Scions made sure to make only the best of materialized sustenance they could conjure. The result took up half the base.
"Are we sure their aren't any visits scheduled?" Low Light asked as he watched the two omni-powered beings zoom faster than Pietro around the tables they had set up.
"Just the X-Men." Hawk said as he watched Perfection take a second to stop, he was dressed head to toe in a custom chef's uniform, it was all red with a white pom-pom on the hat and a fake exaggerated French mustache.
"Think he's over doing it?" Shipwreck asked as he came in and sat in one of the lounge chairs the had been set up for the adults.
"Honestly, I think he's making us look better than we really are." Hawk said, now astounded by the fact that a giant robotic dinosaur was carving an ice statue of all the X-Men and the Misfits. "Ok, that's a little worrisome."
"No, not really. That's worrisome." Shipwreck pointed to Perfection carving a ice sculpture of Wanda, but he stopped when DM shot him a look as he tried to improve Wanda's bust.
"You know it is kinda sweet what their doing." Jinx said with a look in her eyes that told the other Joes she hadn't gotten her daily dose of Logan in a while.
"Oh you think this is sweet, huh?" Vile asked as he, HOMe and Xi walked up. "What you don't realize is that DM's wife is on the way and she's a bit of spitfire."
"Wait, are you saying his wife demanded a buffet picnic?" Shipwreck asked.
"No, she just expects it since he does it for her everywhere else, and his kid's got a good set of teeth on'im too." Vile smiled almost knowingly, as if to hide something.
"Get Airtight and the other emergency Joes on standby." Hawk spoke into a walkie-talkie.
"So…" Lady Jaye had joined the group now. "Since, A wife is coming and this is obviously an attempt to win Wanda's heart, does that mean Wraith will have someone special coming?" She noticed Vile's face.
"Oh, by the god of man… He could." Vile's face was now whiter than paper and then he darted off.
-HOMe hope crazy ghosts not come.- HOMe said as he cowered behind Xi.
"Do not worry, I won't let anything happen to you my friend." Xi said while stroking HOMe's head.
-HOMe happy to know Xi-Friend!" HOMe practically squeezed the life out of Xi in a quick, but powerful bear-hug. –When Not-Kitty-Queen coming?- he asked Hawk as he decided to bound alongside him on all fours.
For the Joes that was an almost normal sight; to see a long lanky alien tag alongside their leader. Of course they had seen and experienced much more, not that they let just anyone know that. Especially ones that might be or are aliens themselves.
"NAVY!" Wetsuit said as he tackled Leatherneck, almost into one of Perfection's self prepared table of entrees.
The immediately disappeared, and General Hawk wheeled on his feet to see what he expected to happen in fact didn't, then he notice Perfection smiling triumphantly.
"Where did they go?" He asked, nervously.
"Oh, I just sent them someplace to cool down, or would it be cool up? Oh well, I'll bring back in about five minutes." He said as he sauntered off, springing up banners and strings of ribbon all over the base.
"God help me." Hawk said, he didn't even notice Vile coming up behind him, so when he placed his giant clawed hand on the general's shoulder, he leapt into the air.
"Sorry." Vile said as he made sure the general was calm before going any further. "Got good news, Wraith's insane friends are not coming." Perfection immediately zoomed in.
"What, who's coming?" He himself looked panicked.
"Not coming, and it's Wraith's two crazy, kamikaze comrades." Vile said with a huff.
"Oh, whew." Perfection wiped his brow, "Those two are nuts."
Hawk's eye bulged as he heard this, how crazy did one have to be to be considered nuts by the living incarnation of chaos? He wasn't sure he wanted to know. Just then the X-Men's Velocity flew over head and veered off to the landing zone. Perfection also disappeared at that moment, but appeared moments later with an army of energy clones speedily fixing the base up.
"Alright everybody." Polly's voice came over the speakers. "Get ready for a party, Scion style!"
"Yeah." A silky smooth voice, similar to Barry White's came over the system, "I'm your musically compatible host Wraith, with your co-host and Emcee of chill: Polly. Our first song goes out to those cool cats of courage, the Joes with: 'Great Balls of Fire' by Little Richard. Enjoy cats and kittens." Seconds later the song started playing.
"Alright! Part-tay!" Tabitha said as she came into the section of the base where the picnic was being held. "Oh more food than even Fred could eat!" She said as she ran towards the nearest table, but she was stopped by Perfection.
"Sorry blondie, but this table is for Fred." He pointed to a sign on the table, "He just asked for so much I decided to give him his own table." He lead her to a table labeled "eating". "We eat and sit here."
"Boy for a being of chaos you sure have some specifics for this." Tabitha said, a little shocked.
"Well that's because if anyone ruins this their skulls are mine." Perfection smiled sweetly as he patted the terrified Tabitha on the head and disappeared. He reappeared a minute later walking with the X-Men and Misfits to the tables.
"Hey, can ve request songs?" Kurt asked excitedly.
"Sure thing blue dude." Perfection smiled as he handed him a walkie-talkie.
"So." Wanda started, "When is DM's wife going to get here? He said she's kind of nice to be around." Perfection's face fell.
"Only if you like domineering psychos." He said with a look of disgust on his face, immediately DM gut checked him into a wall from no where. "Right, sorry. No insulting her I forgot." Perfection said as he peeled himself from the wall.
"Just so you remember." DM tossed a grenade in Perfection's hand, who had no time to react and was blown back into the wall.
"Remind me to repay that." He said to Todd as he and Althea passed by.
"Sure thing, yo," Todd said with a thumbs up.
Soon the party was in full swing with little groups with in sectioning off. Mainly X-Men and Misfits, but Tabitha and Rogue occasionally went over to talk with the Misfits, Kitty had her usual fanclub of Lance and Pitor attending her every whim, but HOMe had also joined in, hoping to find a surrogate for the time being. He was overly successful.
"What's he got that we don't?" Lance asked, glaring at HOMe, who was being petted by Kitty, Tabitha and Rogue.
"Da, this is nonsense. Now we are being set aside for a pet?!" Pitor shook his head as he felt a clawed finger tap his shoulder. He looked over to see Vile behind him.
"Call him a pet once more and you'll see exactly WHY I had to be calmed down by HOMe." He stretched his giant clawed hand in front of Pitor's face. He then looked to Lance. "And as for what he has, try a back bone and perhaps charisma, but mainly a backbone." He then sauntered off to leave the now scared Pitor, and plotting Lance to themselves.
"Ya know he is kinda cute." Rogue said, scratching behind what she thought might be HOMe's ear.
"Yeah, like totally. And Vile said he even jumped out of a plane to protect the me in his world." She said, not knowing Vile had intentionally left out many a terrible issues of how and why she was in trouble.
"He's wicked looking if you ask me." Tabitha said as she went back to filing her nails.
-Not-Tabitha-Queen, not have child?- HOMe asked, looking around innocently. Both Rogue and Kitty looked at Tabitha with open mouths, Tabitha was just shocked speechless.
"W-w-what did you say?!" she shrieked right before she fainted.
"Let's not bring up our word, ok HOMe." Vile said as he passed the group and saw Tabitha passed out. "I'll take he to the infirmary." He picked her up with ease in one hand and placed her on the spikes protruding from his back as he at one of the five hotdogs on his plate and walked to the infirmary.
Rogue and Kitty looked back at HOMe who was now over by Jamie and the triplets, all of the chasing someone. Everyone could tell HOMe had misinterpreted the chase of Jamie as a game of tag.
"Think we should stop him?" Kitty asked watching the triplets scream as HOMe chased them.
"Nah, their having to much fun." Rogue said as the wind started to pick up.
Meanwhile Perfection was trying to convince Wanda that he had kept the ice sculpture of her exactly to scale. He was not succeeding at the moment though and was hoping for something to come and distract Wanda, anything. So when the portal contain DM's wife opened he was crossed wit the feeling of wanting to split a pumpkin effigy of her in half and hugging her. He wisely chose neither and just smiled at her.
"Everyone." DM announced to the party. "This is my wife Eileen and my son Colbalt."
The X-Men were almost shocked to see that DM's wife was a anthropomorphic wolf with fire red hair, carring a small child that looked somewhat like her, but also different. They were even more surprised however when DM changed form to a cougar like human.
"And this is my alternate form, you may call CDM." CDM said as he turned his attention to his son and wife. Immediately all the females in the picnic, except for Wanda descended upon the mother and child, altogether disregarding their alien nature.
"Finally, they got them damn lesson you think they would have learned ages ago." Perfection said with a sigh.
"What, looks don't matter? Yeah I know they say they don't care but… well you saw how they responded to HOMe." Wanda shrugged. "Now, I do not believe my chest is anywhere near that large, even in scale." She turned back to the ice statue.
Perfection was about to turn and defend himself when he saw Wraith and Polly at the drink stand having a chugging contest. He was about to say something about it too when a missile landed behind him and sent him flying into his home made cake. When he pulled himself out he could hear the sounds of battle starting and he just curled up into a ball. No one could hear him where he was and he was happy for that as he rocked back and forth whispering assurances to himself and eventually popped back out to see that a squad of insanely dressed men were attacking the Joe base. Of course he was now more concerned with the well being of his picnic.
"Hey who blew up Wanda's chest!" He yelled as he noticed the ice sculpture was now in pieces.
AN:
Ok first off, Eileen and Cobalt are my friend's as well as CDM and he is letting me use them although thewy have absolutely no relation to the universe he uses them in. Just a small disclaimer he asked me to put in is all.
Secondly, COBRA is attacking. Anyone want to request a certain battle?
Vile is free
HOMe is free
Wanda is free
Perfection is already planned
Misfits and X-Men are free
Wraith is free
If they're free you can request a battle for them.
