Well the Cats Out of the Bagel Now! By: Raphael

It was just an ordinary night down in the Ole' Sewer Den. I was getting ready to go out. You know go partying with my woman. Yeah and Egor too. Mikey was playing on his new Gorgar pinball machine. That thing was so damn annoying. Leo was reading some lousy Japanese sword book. Go figure. And, Donnie was glued to his computer like usual. Yeah it was one of those nights that I was glad I was going out. I peeked into Splinter's room to make sure he was asleep and yes he was. Yeah!! Well I was just getting my coat on so I could sneak out when suddenly I could hear Mikey on the phone. Damn! " .....with extra cheese, ham, pepperoni, onions, green peppers, olives, .........". Damn it Mikey hurry up! " But no anchovies! I find one single anchovy on that pizza.... O.K. thanks yup bye!" Then as if he hadnt taken enough time as it was he decided to make himself a glass of Kool-Aid. What a geek. Finally I got sick of waiting and snuck into the kitchen toward the door hoping Mikey wouldn't notice. But he did. "Hey Raph dude where are you going?" He asked. "I'm going to the movie is that all right with you?" I said. " How come you say that you are just going to the movies or for a walk and end up coming home at 4:00 in the morning?" he said. Shit I was busted. "How do you know what time I get back and why do you care?" I said. " Well I can hear the door being opened when you come home and I am just wondering where you have been going for all hours of the night." he said. " Come on Raph you can tell me." he said. " Does anyone else suspect anything?" I asked. "Well they don't really notice you sneaking out but they do notice that you are staying in your room and awful lot. They just think you are in one of you funks." I really didn't want to tell him the real reason but I did. "Mikey, you cant tell the others about this but I met someone." I confessed. "Raph! You've gotta woman? Yeah dude! Way to go! I'm so proud of you. my little Raphy is all growed up." he said. "Yeah, Yeah shut up all ready. " I said. " Is she a babe? Can I meet her? Please Raph I really want to see her! Let me come with please! Please Please!" he begged. "All right all right. just shut the hell up do you want splinter to wake up?" I said. I really didn't want him to know about KiKi but I really didn't have a choice. " Raph , how long were you planning on keeping this from us?" he asked. " Don't push your luck. I'm already bringing you with so just keep your mouth shut." I said. " All right but I'm telling you when Splinter hears about this he is going to hit the roof!" He said. " I know but I couldn't help it! When I saw her I just, I mean, I don't know. I really do love her." Shit, I was starting to sound like a mushy. "Awwww, Raph I had no idea you felt this way." He said. " Mike you really are hopeless you know?" I said as we started to walk out. " Wait until you see her she is such a fox." I said. "I'll be the judge of that!" Mike said. Guezze. I was so busted. I cant believe that of all my brothers Mikey was the one coming with. Oh well.