Well me and Mikey got back at 5:30 in the morning after a night of dancing, drinking, talking, dancing, drinking, and more drinking. Yeah I really overdid myself this time. I knew I was going to have to pay for this one. I think that Mikey was already paying for it being he had food coming up from last week. Gueeezzzze. I personally felt like I was hit by a fricking Semi Truck twice. Yeah it was quite a sight, me with my arms over my head groaning, and Mikey rolling back and forth on his bed leaning over to BLAH every five minutes or so. Amateur. Yeah we had a great time last night. I,m glad that Mikey came with but I really wish that he would learn when its time to stop drinking. All of a sudden something next to me kicked causing me to fall off the bed (not helping my headache). It was KiKi. I also noticed that when I fell of the bed I landed on on something squishy. WHAT THE HELL? It was Egor. Damn him. He must have been sleeping on the floor. I got up and tripped over his fricking disco platform shoes. "Whoa, Raph dude, what the hell happened last night?" said Mikey. "The hell if I know! "I said trying to keep my balance. I walked over to KiKi who was barely awake. "How did you get in my bed?" I asked. "I cant remember." she said squinting. "Did we, uh, you know, do, uh, anything?" I asked nervously. "I cant remember" she repeated. "Do you remember anything?" I asked. "That was one swingin' party" she said with a grin. Splinter is going to ream my ass I thought to myself. I walked over to Mikey who looked like he had better days. "What are we going to do Splinter is going to find out!" I said. " Raph, Splinter is going to hit the roof!" he moaned. "Yeah, I know but ........" All of a sudden the door opened. it was Donnie. "Hey guys I was just wondering if you wanted some......." he began but then ran into Egor before he could finish. "MMMMMMMMMM, EGOR LOVE PIZZA!!!!!" screamed as he hobbled closer and closer to Donnie. "AAHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE HELLL, AH, AH, AHHHHH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" screamed Donnie as he grasped the pizza and dove behind the bed where KiKi was sleeping. Egor charged tword the bed waving in the air screaming" PIZZA PIZZZA!! PIZZZA!!!!" Mikey was now screaming bolistickly and I was trying to catch Egor because he was knocking things off of the shelf and had already knocked the T.V. to the floor. KiKi suddenly got up from the bed and yelled "EGOR! WHAT IN GODS NAME ARE YOU DOING?" Egor who was still frantic started to jump up and down clapping his hands as a string of droll oozed from his mouth " EGOR WANT PIZZA!!!! EGOR LOVE PIZZA!!!!!"
" DOWN EGOR, DOWN!!!!" she yelled as she grabbed a dog biscut from her pocket and threw it to Egor who caught it with his mouth and sat there crunching for a while. Donnie threw Egor the pizza and watched him inhale it. "Wow, what kind of genetic mutation, Raph what is this?" said Donnie. "Donnie, Egor, Egor, Donnie" was all I could say. Egor had now completely devoured the pizza and was licking the box clean. He had pepperonies on his forehead and sauce on his coat. "Does he always act like this?" Mikey asked KiKi. " I dont know what has gotten into him but he should be okay now that he has had his daily biscut." she said yawning. "Wheres Splinter?" I asked Donnie. "Leo took him to the antique store where he wanted to get this old sword" he said. Go figure. "Hey Raph Baby, I was wondering if you could lite the pilot for our heater in the apartment, I tried to get Egor down there but he lit his coat on fire." KiKi said. "Well guys I'm going to take KiKi back to her apartment and check her out, I, I, Mean Im going to check out KiKi's apartment." I stuttered. Yikes. Shit. We snuck out and brought Egor to his modeling classes and then went to KiKi's apartment but we wont talk about that. HaHa. After that I got back to the old sewer den and talked a little bit to Donnie and Mikey about KiKi. They told me that they thought she was the one. Actually they said that she was Scrum Diddly Umptious but basically they said she was the one. Yeah thats when I decided to get serious with her and break the news to Splinter. BUT thats another story or should I say chapter.