MY LAST CHAPTER OF THE DAY I MET KIKI BY: RAPHAEL *starts to cry*
Raph- " KiKi GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF AND LET ME FINISH THE STORY!!!
KiKi- "o.k. hun." *sob sob*
Guezze. Well anyways I am assuming that you have read the TMNT Whose Line is it? right? If you havent you gotta cus I proposed to KiKi. Well anyways it may have been funny on the show but when I got home it was Mayhem. Pure insanity. Poor Splinter had been pacing and I swear that there was a path from the living room to the kitchen where he had been walking back and forth. Numbnuts, I mean Leo had been following him back and forth saying "Splinter come have a cup of tea and we will talk about this, Splinter you have to stop this your back is going to go out, Splinter its not that bad, I mean, I know Raph is a disgrace sometimes but you shouldnt get yourself so riled about it, we will have a talk with him when he gets home, Splinter come on, you have to sit down! Oh God PLEASE SIT DOWN!" Yeah all this for one proposal. I even think that he wore all of the hair off the bottom of his tail from pacing. Yikes I had to go in that place. It was quite a sight, Leo and Splinter both having anxiety attacks, Mikey hiding under the table with a blanket over him, and Donnatello plugging his ears with a very worried expression on his face. I closed that door and the whole house fell silent. Everyone looked at me. I heard the clock ticking in the background. I could tell by the way Splinter was looking at me that I was really in for it this time. He walked over to me and said "I think you better sit down. Would you mind telling me WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAW ON THE TELEVISION????" Oh great. How am I going to explain this to him. I spoke slowly.
"Well, I uh, have been dating her for a year now and I really felt like she is the one." I studdered. Splinter shook his head and looked up at me with his usual warm gentle eyes. "I knew tht I could never keep you guys with interacting with the outside world. I just want you to remember that we are still your family and that your new family will always be welcome here. However your responsibility still lies among you and your brothers. Never forget the art of Ninja, it will guid you and protect you." he said calmly. " I wont forget." I said. He patted my back and I started to walk out of the room. "Oh no you dont" he called back at me. Oh great i wasnt going to get off scott free. I turned around "Yes?" I said. "For keeping this from me so long and for doing it on public television your punishment : 50 flips. GO!"
Well after that i introduced Splinter to Egor, who like usual went crazy and knocked the bookshelf down, and to KiKi who thought Leo was the biggest jerk in the whole wide world. Leo still wasnt over the fact that I had proposed to a girl without Splinter's prior knowledge. Oh well ya cant please them all.
But after that me and my smoochie poo got married and now we got 3 kids and were doin just fine. She was worth the 50 flips.
KiKi- Smoochie poo?
Raph- Ummm Hmmm.
THE END?
Raph- " KiKi GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF AND LET ME FINISH THE STORY!!!
KiKi- "o.k. hun." *sob sob*
Guezze. Well anyways I am assuming that you have read the TMNT Whose Line is it? right? If you havent you gotta cus I proposed to KiKi. Well anyways it may have been funny on the show but when I got home it was Mayhem. Pure insanity. Poor Splinter had been pacing and I swear that there was a path from the living room to the kitchen where he had been walking back and forth. Numbnuts, I mean Leo had been following him back and forth saying "Splinter come have a cup of tea and we will talk about this, Splinter you have to stop this your back is going to go out, Splinter its not that bad, I mean, I know Raph is a disgrace sometimes but you shouldnt get yourself so riled about it, we will have a talk with him when he gets home, Splinter come on, you have to sit down! Oh God PLEASE SIT DOWN!" Yeah all this for one proposal. I even think that he wore all of the hair off the bottom of his tail from pacing. Yikes I had to go in that place. It was quite a sight, Leo and Splinter both having anxiety attacks, Mikey hiding under the table with a blanket over him, and Donnatello plugging his ears with a very worried expression on his face. I closed that door and the whole house fell silent. Everyone looked at me. I heard the clock ticking in the background. I could tell by the way Splinter was looking at me that I was really in for it this time. He walked over to me and said "I think you better sit down. Would you mind telling me WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAW ON THE TELEVISION????" Oh great. How am I going to explain this to him. I spoke slowly.
"Well, I uh, have been dating her for a year now and I really felt like she is the one." I studdered. Splinter shook his head and looked up at me with his usual warm gentle eyes. "I knew tht I could never keep you guys with interacting with the outside world. I just want you to remember that we are still your family and that your new family will always be welcome here. However your responsibility still lies among you and your brothers. Never forget the art of Ninja, it will guid you and protect you." he said calmly. " I wont forget." I said. He patted my back and I started to walk out of the room. "Oh no you dont" he called back at me. Oh great i wasnt going to get off scott free. I turned around "Yes?" I said. "For keeping this from me so long and for doing it on public television your punishment : 50 flips. GO!"
Well after that i introduced Splinter to Egor, who like usual went crazy and knocked the bookshelf down, and to KiKi who thought Leo was the biggest jerk in the whole wide world. Leo still wasnt over the fact that I had proposed to a girl without Splinter's prior knowledge. Oh well ya cant please them all.
But after that me and my smoochie poo got married and now we got 3 kids and were doin just fine. She was worth the 50 flips.
KiKi- Smoochie poo?
Raph- Ummm Hmmm.
THE END?
