Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: Some songs have changed and right now only preparations are in swing so get your song in fast if you want it (it might be better than what I have.). Also HOMe and Vile say good bye as Forge accidentally sends them back prematurely.
Shipwreck/Polly: "There's a tear in my beer!" (Need name of group for song credit.)
Jean/Rogue: "Sunshine- I've got sunshine, on a cloudy day." (Need name of group for song credit.)
Scott/Kurt: "I'm too sexy for myself" (Need name of group for song credit.)
Kitty/Tabitha/Althea: "I love you…" Barney Theme
Pietro/Lance/Todd/Fred: "In the Navy" Village People
Gambit/ Pitor: "Mandy" (Need name of group for song credit.)
Xi/ Arcade: "Rock Lobster" B-52's
Spyder/ Angelica/ Lina: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" Aretha Franklin
Pietro (solo): "Believe" Cher (Come on you saw it coming, admit it…)
DM: "I believe in a thing called love" (Need name of group for song credit.)
Forge makes another mistake
The Xavier institute was all but quite as Forge and K2 struggled to fix the malfunctioning home made Mass Device. The two had started off with good intentions of not arguing and working together, that however quickly deteriorated into a sense of loathing that permeated the mansion. The two were set to kill each other and no force other than the scions themselves could stop them. Except of course, Forge and his inexplicable accident prone nature.
"I'll kill you." Forge said as he held a lead pipe close to his chest, trying to restrain himself from destroying K2.
"Calm down genius. If you kill me bad things will happen." K2 warned as it used a Camera Bot to keep an eye on him.
"But you'll be gone." Forge was smiling like a lunatic. "And I can work on this all by myself."
"You're joking, right? You fried half the mother board." K2 shot back angrily.
"DIIIIIIEEEE!" Forge charged the floating form of K2 and swung the lead pipe. K2 however dodged out of the way just in time for Forge to hit the machine. It started to make a whirring sound after that and the two looked at each other.
"What did I do?" Forge asked.
"I think you fixed it." K2 said, confused by the strangeness of what was going on.
"Should we tell them?" Forge asked.
"They already know." K2 indicated to Forge as the boy looked to the door where DM was standing with a grin.
"Looks like these two can go home, huh?" DM said with a smile as Vile pushed through with a panicked look on his face, dragging HOMe behind him.
"Were going now." He said impatiently.
"But we haven't tested it yet." Forge said
"Now." Vile's glare told the young genius not to argue.
"What happened now?" K2 asked DM as he floated by.
"He's making a stage show to torture COBRA." DM smiled.
"What kind of stage show?" K2 asked warily, remembering the last stage show Perfection put on to torture people.
"Karaoke." DM said with a smile.
"I'll provide a bass boost." K2 said evilly.
"Okay, they're ready to go…" Forge said making sure to stand away from the machine, as well as behind a protector grid.
"I'm seriously questioning the safety of this dev…" Vile started to say, but Wraith's sudden appearance startled Forge into pressing the transport's initiation button.
"Wimp." Wraith said as he floated down the stairs. "Professor Xavier sent me for his whisky and champagne. I'm guessing it's in the office?"
"The professor drinks?" Forge asked, surprised by the discovery.
"Foolish mortal. Even I need a drink after being around some of you guys. Especially Pietro." DM, K2 and Wraith all gave a collective shudder.
"Right shall we collect my former favorite liquid sustenance?" Wraith asked as he passed through the floor.
"I hate when he does that." DM frowned.
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Meanwhile at the Pit, Perfection was having a hay day making the karaoke stage. He had already set up the basic machine and was now simply waiting for K2 's inevitable appearance to boost the bass. The stage itself was set up like a small oval that he could multiply himself and Jamie at least twenty times each and still have room for four Pitors and two Hanks.
"Well did you all get to say goodbye?" Perfection asked as he walked into the Mess Hall of the Pit.
"Yeah, wish they could have stayed though." Althea said. "That Vile was really neat."
"He was psychotic." Pitor shrieked.
"Exactly, he was interesting." Althea said with a smile.
"He taught you knew ways of hurting people didn't he?" Lance asked with a smile.
"Yup." Althea nodded, "And a way to keep my dad under control around Storm."
At this Professor Xavier smiled and sighed with a sense of relief. That is until he heard a thunder clap followed by a lightning flash.
"Well, maybe we'd better just stick to the old way." Todd said as he saw Storm chasing Shipwreck dangerously close to the prisoners.
"By the way, how did you guys like the punch I made?" Perfection asked.
"It was okay, a little bitter, but okay." Jean said with a small polite smile.
"What was in it?" Scott asked as he shifted nervously.
"That coffee Wraith gave me, I have to say that coffee I will drink." Then he saw the faces of every Misfit and every X-Men perk up instantly, but the adults, their faces paled to nothing.
"You have no idea what you've done, do you?" Arcade said with an insane smile. Perfection had a blank look on his face.
"The coffee, has an effect on mutants that makes them so energetic and hyper that it makes ADHD look tame." Beach Head said with a groan as he came in. :I'm going to curl up in my bunk with Sgt. Snuffles."
Perfection couldn't help but mouth the question "Sgt. Snuffles?"
To which Pietro zoomed out of the room and came back with a tattered teddy bear. "ThisisSgtSnufflesBeachHead'steddybear.Isn'tthatrightBeachHead?"
Perfection simply looked at it and swiped the bear from Pietro's hand. "A Coinsurer of plushies I see." He handed it to Beach Head. "It's a classic one, DM can fix it to be good as new and worth a fortune."
The entire mess hall simply stared at Perfection, as did Beach Head. Then they let out a collective roaring laughter aimed at both of them. Beach Head grumbled as he walked away, while Perfection simply pulled out a pad of paper and pen.
"Right, so who's singing what to torture our friends out there?" He said it with such a mischievous smile that even the Professor thought about singing.
