Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: Now, what COBRA Commander, Destro and the Baroness are thinking…

Thoughts of fearful criminals

"What are they going to do?" Cobra Commander asked as he watched Perfection set up the stage.

"Perhaps they're going to hang us." The Baroness surmised.

"One can only hope." Destro said with a sigh.

"Hang us! But I'm to superior to die!" The Commander squeaked.

"What about me, I'm to young and beautiful to die!" Baroness yelped.

At this both the Commander and Destro burst into a fit of laughter that went on for a few minutes.

"Oh that was rich." Cobra Commander laughed.

"I know sir, it truly was." Destro said, smiling under his mask.

"It almost made me forget about our predicament." The Commander chuckled.

"I hate you two…" the Baroness said under her breath, eyeing both men evilly as she noticed the hyper fast mutant called Quicksilver rushed out dressed in a construction uniform.

"We're doing the navy one, Pietro!" She heard the smallest mutant called Toad yell out.

"Oh, my bad. Hey Shipwreck I need to borrow your old uniform again!" Pietro yelled.

"Again?" The Commander asked of no one. "That boy needs some serious psychological help, someone might mistake him for a fruit."

"You're one to talk." Destro muttered.

"What was that Destro? I couldn't hear you over you're incessant whining." The Commander mocked.

"Oh, you heard my just fine you crazy loon." Destro snapped.

"Well at least I'm not an opera loving pansy of a momma's boy!" the Commander shrieked.

"Don't you dare bring my mother into this you, you cowardly bastard!" Destro yelled. By this time the interLOAFERs were now gathering around the three badies.

"Uh, boys." The Baroness tried to interrupt, but the two hard headed COBRA officials were to busy biting each others heads off.

"Just like an old married couple." Perfection snickered. At this both the Cobra Commander and Destro turned to give him a look of pure hate.

"I'll kill you!" The Commander launched himself at Perfection, but instead of impacting him, he found himself buried up to the neck in sand. When he turned his head he saw that Destro and The Baroness were also buried next to him.

"Way to go sir…" Destro muttered.

"Oh shut up and enjoy the show." The Commander sneered as he saw Perfection erect a sign that read "Karaoke!". "I take that back, Destro. Kill me, kill me now."

"I was about to ask the same thing…" Destro started to cry.

"Me too." The Baroness sniffled.

"Oh god, we're doomed!" The Commander yelled as Shipwreck and his drunken bird took the stage.


AN: I know it's a short chapter, but until I find out all the copyrights to the songs I'm using I won't be posting them. I have only a few to get so it's looking good. Also for those who remember my character "Release". I have him in a new story. It's a Resident Evil Fan Fic and he is minus all the crazy personalities. Instead they're their own persons.