Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: "I believe in a thing called love" is © the band "Darkness"

DM gets his groove on

"All right folks, be prepared for the creepiest song I could think of." DM said as he took the stage and commanded the lights to strobe.

"Well if that isn't cheesy…" Cobra Commander began, e was immediately cut off by DM's singing

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel
My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel

Touching you, touching me
Touching you, God you're touching me

DM moved closer to Destro, his clothes now gothic attire with several lace scarves.

"Oh, but of course, let's torture Destro with gay jokes." Destro sighed as DM went on.

I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my hart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!

DM wrapped a scarf around Destro's neck and pulled him mockingly closer, though he didn't move, because of being buried neck deep. He also heard the Misfit's and X-Men burst into riotous laughter.

"Remember fourth grade… remember fourth grade…" Destro repeated to himself in a mantra.

I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every day
You got me in a spin but everything is A.OK!

Touching you, touching me
Touching you, God you're touching me

DM then ripped of his shirt to reveal a foam chest made to look like hulking pectorals. He jumped off the stage and then began singing right around Destro.

I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my hart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh! Guitar!

"Shooot MEEEEEE!" Destro finally screamed as DM started to make pelvic thrusting motions.

Touching you, touching me
Touching you, God you're touching me

I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my hart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called love
Ooh!

At the end DM transformed back. Destro; however, was busy crying his eyes out.

"Judges?" Perfection asked as he took the stage.

"6 points, I liked it." Blind Master said.

"8 points, simply marvelous and well executed, uh, um. You're not a soldier are you?" Whithalf said.

"No." DM said, shaking his head.

"Emma?" Perfection asked as he sat on the table near her.

"I despise you all. And I hated the song it was terrible, but the Destro torture was inspired. 4 points." Emma said as she smiled viscously at the Cobra second in command.

"And next up is…" Perfection read from am small card, and smile formed on his face. "Scott and Kurt with 'I'm to sexy'."

The Cobras then desperately tried to escape, but the Cobra Commander had another idea.

"Sir what are you doing?" Destro asked as he heard strange grunting sounds.

"I think I can eat my face off then they'll take me to a hospital and I won't have to listen to this!" The Commander hissed as Perfection passed by.

"No, we'll just fix the damage our selves. Right Spaz?" Perfection smiled to a tall drunk ghost in brown. Cobra Commander then stopped trying to eat his own face.

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Perfection: Why the hell did he try to eat his own face?

Wraith: Like I have a clue, maybe he has issues.

DM: He wear a cowl, that's a given.

Wraith: Good point. Oh hey, we got spies.

Perfection: Um, go away, shows over for now… Go on get…