Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Mutants sing the Village people!
"NOOO!" Wraith screamed as he tried to hold Pietro back from going on stage. "You don't KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
"You got something against the Navy?" Wet Suit shouted as he mysteriously reappeared along with Leatherneck.
"No, just this song." Wraith said as he struggled against Pietro's rising momentum.
"He has a strange fear of any Village People songs." DM said as he passed out ear plugs.
"Oh. I'll take some then…" Wet Suit said as DM handed him some ear plugs.
"Wimp." Leather Neck said with a chuckle.
"Maybe, but at least I'll still be able to hear." Wet Suit said with a snicker as he pointed to Lance and Todd taking the stage with Fred. Wraith was still struggling to hold Pietro back.
"I'll take some." Leather Neck said as he sat down on in a chair that just appeared from nowhere.
"Where are those coming from?" Wet Suit asked with an odd look.
"Perfection, the absolute perfect host." Wraith said in a mocking voice as he batted his eyes and held his arms close to his head. Then he realized his mistake as Pietro zoomed onto the stage. His scream was recorded on Mars three hundred years later.
Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure, learn science technology?
where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on the land or on the sea?
where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skin-dive, study oceanography?
sign up for the big band or sit in the grandstand when your team and others meet.
Todd started in a coarse voice. Althea started screaming like a lunatic and even tried to throw her bra on stage. It took Shipwreck, Perfection and Hawk to restrain her, and Beast to sedate her.
in the navy, you can sail the seven seas
in the navy, you can put your mind at ease
in the navy, come on now people, make a stand
in the navy, can't you see we need a hand?
in the navy, come protect the mother land
in the navy, come on and join your fellow man
in the navy, come on people make a stand
in the navy, in the navy
they want you! they want you! they want you as a new recruit!
"I thought you said DM neutralized the coffee effects?" Hawk asked as he and Perfection wheeled Wanda out in a wheelchair.
"I can walk you know." She said in a huff.
"After a Sufferance?" Perfection almost laughed. "Hercules couldn't even walk after the one I put him through."
"What have you got to make people change their ways?" Hawk said.
"More than any mortal can take." Perfection's face hardened instantly.
"Sorry." Hawk said.
"Shoot me." Wanda said as she heard the next verse of the song and sw who was singing it: Pietro.
if you like adventure, don't you wait to enter, the recruiting office fast
don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait, they're signing up new seamen fast
maybe you are too young to sign up today, but don't you worry 'bout a thing
for I'm sure there will always be a good navy, protecting the land and sea
in the navy, you can sail the seven seas
in the navy, you can put your mind at ease
in the navy, come on now people, make a stand
in the navy, can't you see we need a hand?
in the navy, come protect the mother land
in the navy, come on and join your fellow man
in the navy, come on people make a stand
in the navy, in the navy
they want you! they want you! they want you as a new recruit!
they want you! they want you! they want you as a new recruit!
"Destro, the first thing we do when we're free: Bomb the Navy." Cobra Commander said with a dull sound to his voice.
"Yes, we must…" Destro said as he eyed DM evilly
"Oh put the joke aside Destro, he obviously spotted your cultured way of living and couldn't stand it being the hick he obviously is." The Baroness said.
"Why thank you Baroness… Don't move." Destro said as he watched DM dumb what looked like ants down her small dirt tomb.
"A hick am I?" DM smiled. "I hope you like my friends the fire Pikmin I know they like soft flesh…" DM laughed darkly.
"Pikmin?" Destro mouthed.
Then Lance's verse came
...but, but I'm afraid of water
... hey...hey look men
i get seasick even watching it on the TV
they want you! - oh my goodness
they want you! - what am I gonna do on a submarine?
they want you! they want you!
in the navy
in the navy, you can sail the seven seas
in the navy, you can put your mind at ease
in the navy, come on now people, make a stand
in the navy, can't you see we need a hand?
in the navy, come protect the mother land
in the navy, come on and join your fellow man
in the navy, come on people make a stand
in the navy, in the navy
they want you! they want you! they want you as a new recruit!
Fred sighed as he finished the last chorus and left the stage with his friends, still wishing they had done the Phantom of The Opera instead of "In the Navy."
"Ok folks onto the judges, judges?" Perfection smiled as he appeared on the judges desk. Emma Frost was just coming to.
"A big fat Zer…" She fell unconscious again.
"I give it a twenty!" Whithalf said with a cheer.
"It only goes to ten though." Perfection explained.
"Oh, then ten." Whithalf smiled.
Perfection simply turned to the crowd and mouthed, "Loco.", and nodded his head slowly.
"I thought it was okay, and Pietro was simply excellent as he scrubbed the stage for an extra effect." Blind Master said. "Seven points."
"How?" Pietro said as he looked at the mop in his hand, "I mean, he's… never mind…" Pietro said in defeat.
"Next up is…" Perfection shook his head with a laugh as he said it. "The Ghostly Three Guys: Wraith, Spaz and Cardinal singing 'Kung-Fu Fightin'"
The Cobra's all turned to see the green clothed ghost and his friends take the stage.
"We're doomed, aren't we?" The Commander asked.
"Sir, we've been doomed…" Destro said as Wraith started to laugh evilly.
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"In The Navy" is © The Village People
Sorry for the tardiness, school takes precedence, except for when it doesn't.
I also decided to cut the amount of songs. After Wraith will be an X-Men group and then a Misfit group. The Perfection sings his and after that, a "special" fluff chapter featuring a song from "Flogging Molly"
...please don't sue me...
