Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

Change of plans

"Be prepared, for entertainment." Wraith said as his laugh ended, and a dark mist rose on the stage. Several zombie like people took place there as Perfection and DM gave each other a confused look. "Change of plans…"

"Oh god he isn't…" DM said with a groan.

"Oh he is." Perfection said as he produced a small pennant and waved it. "I LOVE THRILLER!"

"Thriller?" Ororo said. "I loved that song too!"

"Says the lady who dated Dracula." Pietro quipped, he was quickly beaned in the head by Wanda's steel toed boot. "Ow, those hurt." Then Wraith began speaking in an odd voice.

"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,

You're paralyzed"

His neon blue eyes took an evil delight as Cardinal and Spaz appeared behind him.

"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight"

Cardinal wailed exactly like the original recording.

"You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run

You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination

But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind

You're out of time"

Wraith's voice took an even creepier tone as the ghost's rose up off the stage, their zombie dancers doing the exact same dance from the music video.

"'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight"

Cardinal came in on cue singing in the high pitched voice while Spaz lead the zombies in dancing. Wraith silently moving to the beat of the music.

"Night creatures call

And the dead start to walk in their masquerade

There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time

(they're open wide)

This is the end of your life"

Wraith's eye's moved hypnotically smaller.

"They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side

They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial

Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together

All thru the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen,

I'll make you see"

Wraith spun in a grand spiral, creating a small vortex that began to absorb all that he had brought.

"That this is thriller, thriller night

'cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try

Girl, this is thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, killer, chiller

Thriller here tonight"

Cardinal too began to spin.

"Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood

And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse's shell

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzy ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller"

Spaz's charming Bostonian accent warped to that of pure evil, as though reciting a dark verse of one of his spells

"Wow." Cobra Commander said as the song came to an end. "That was actually quite good."

"Yes, now where's the torture in that?" Destro looked towards the Baroness to ask her, but turned away when he saw she was covered in millions of tiny red plants. "Never mind…"

"It's like a facial… that burns." The Baroness said underneath the mask of Red Pikmin.

"All right, not quite the torture method, but damn good nonetheless. Judges?" Perfection said as he took the stage.

"Marvelous!" Whithalf clapped with joy, "A perfect ten!"

"Ten." Blind Master said smiling.

"Get this thing off of me." Emma cried as one of Wraith's zombies was cuddling against here.

"Wraith, stray one." Perfection said, alerting his friend.

"Spaz." Wraith said, the brown ghost simply mumbled a few words and the zombie was gone. "You get it?" Wraith asked as he spied Pietro holding a new camera.

"Yeah." Pietro said, holding it closely.

"Good, I'll want a copy." Wraith said with a smile as he turned back to Emma who was now covered in Pikmin. "DM your crazy red plants are breeding like mad again!"

"Pikmin return!" DM said with out lifiting his head, making a mock motion with his hand to the strange device on his belt. Immediately the tiny red plants zoomed in and disappeared.

"Right, Emma, what's your score?" Perfection said innocently as he put the mic to her face.

"I'll do anything just let me go…" She cried.

"What did you think of the song?" Perfection egged her on.

"A four?" Emma watched Wraith carefully, but it was Spaz and Cardinal not happy with their score.

"Can we add the zombie after the show?" Spaz whispered into DM's ear at the bar.

"Sure, I think necrophilia is illegal in Florida. Right Hawk?" DM said smiling

"Yes." Hawk said, eyeing the Scion nervously. "Am I going to have to black mail officials so this doesn't end up on record?"

"No, she's not going to remember a damn thing." DM smiled evilly as another mental image came to mind. "Oh that's good…" He then stealthily snuck away from the gathering.


"Thriller" is © Micheal Jackson

Booyah: given the nature of the interLOAFERs you probably will see another Crossover with them. Or do you mean like what happened with HOMe and Vile. 'Cuz those are limited in use.