Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

The SCARIEST song ever

"Oh, you Cobra's are going to love this next one." Perfection smiled as he took the stage. "Next is, Tabitha, Kitty and Althea singing 'I love you.'" Perfection smiled evilly then as he set the stage for the girls.

"All right snake breaths." Althea said pleasantly as she was still lightly sedated "We are going to sing a lovely song for you." She stopped than and Kitty took over.

"I love you, Barney the dinosaur's theme." She said with her own evil smile as she and Tabby produced two accordions.

"Oh god help them." Wraith said as he quickly passed out more earplugs.

"The good news is, that this is one of the shortest songs in existence." K2 chirped.

"Yeah but we're singing it six times." Tabitha said wickedly.

"Who's been teaching these girls on how to be evil?" Wraith asked as the girls started.

I love you, you love me

We're a great big family.

With a great big hug

and a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me to!

Althea sang as of key as her father, if not worse.

"OH GOD!" Destro screeched in horror.

"My BRAINS ARE DECOMPRESSING!" The Baroness shouted

"I have no hope…" The Cobra Commander sobbed.

I love you, you love me

We're a great big family.

With a great big hug

and a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me to!

Tabitha sang more on key, but still had a rocky voice.

I love you, you love me

We're a great big family.

With a great big hug

and a kiss from me to you

Won't you say you love me to!

Kitty's verse was perhaps the worst. Her voice was so strong that it shattered Arcade's glasses. Althea was about to sing again when Perfection rushed onto the stage faster than even Pietro could follow.

"Alright girls that was lovely, but we're running low on time, so we're going to roll this last one out on a lottery." Perfection said as he produced a large hat with slips of papers in them, he reached in and grabbed one. "Before I read this lets hear from the judges."

Perfection looked over to see that Emma Frost was unconscious, Blind Master had vanished and Whithalf was playing a game of checkers with Cardinal.

"Never mind. As of now everyone wins a hundred dollars." Perfection said looking at the judges table once more. "And next is… Pietro singing 'Believe'?" Perfection, in all his countless years of life could not draw upon a similar experience that he could use to react properly to this surprise. He was the only one who looked confused.

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"I love you" is © Barney. If you steal it, you have no life…