Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: "Believe" is © Cher
( ) Denotes Narrotor addressing a Scion.
Scary Bad Song
Pietro took the stage almost immediately. Perfection however was still on there experiencing technical difficulties of the brain.
"But, he's a guy…" He tried to reason aloud.
"The boy has issues." Cobra Commander muttered as Wanda, tired of being in the wheel chair got up and guided the confused Scion off the stage.
"All right everybody, get ready for a great song by an even greater woman!" The compound was silent.
After love After love After love After love
After love After love After love After love
After love After love After love After love
"Who saw this one coming?" Cobra Commander asked aloud over the music. The entire base raised their hands.
"I suggest we get the young man a gift of free family therapy sessions, I uspect this has to do with a lack of paternal attention and emotional connection." The Baroness said quietly. Destro simply gave her a look.
No matter how hard I try
You keep pushing me aside
And I can't break through
There's no talking to you
It's so sad that you're leaving
It takes time to believe it
But after all is said and done
You're gonna be the lonely one, oh
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
What am I supposed to do
Sit around and wait for you
Well I can't do that
And there's no turning back
I need time to move on
I need a love to feel strong
'Cause I've got time to think it through
And maybe I'm too good for you, oh
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Well I know that I'll get through this
'Cause I know that I am strong
I don't need you anymore
I don't need you anymore
I don't need you anymore
No I don't need you anymore
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
The verses came in Pietro's signature fast talk., yet strangely it improved upon his singing. The Cobra's however were as confused as all hell.
"What just happened here?" The Commander demanded to know.
"The Author got a small case of writers block." Wraith said as he passed by. (Please stop mentioning the author and/or speaking to him please.)
"Why? It confuses the foolish mortals." DM defended their position.
(Because it also confuses the READERS!)
"Oh, right the OTHER foolish mortals…" DM said in understanding.
(I give up…)
"Who are they talking to?" Hawk asked Professor Xavier as he watched Wraith and DM chat into the air.
"I don't think we want to know…" Xavier said as he took a gulp of his wine.
"All right folks, next is my song… "The Song that doesn't END!" Perfection said as he got on stage. "It lasts a total of six hours normally, but I think I'll shorten it by having everyone join in…" Perfection laughed like a maniac.
"Destro." The Cobra Commander said. "Kill me."
Destro was to busy crying to answer and the Baroness was trying to comfort him.
"What's his problem?" The commander asked.
"He has a phobia of puppets." Baroness said simply.
"Well everyone fears puppets, but it's the marionettes you have to be careful of." The commander said. Destro and the Baroness could only stare.
