Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: "(This is) The Song that doesn't End" is © LambChop's play Along. I think…

This is the torture that doesn't end!

"Lights…" Perfection snapped his fingers as a row of lights flashed on above him.

"Camera…" DM snapped his fingers and K2 transformed into a heavy duty camera.

"Action." Wraith finished the all to common saying and Perfections was off.

"This is the song that never ends,

it just goes on and on my friends,

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was

And they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends."

His was perfectly on key with every note. Then DM took over, making sure to add in his own twist.

"Ésta es la canción que nunca termina, él apenas va en y en mis amigos, alguna gente comenzada a cantarlo no sabiendo cuál era y continuarán cantándolo por siempre apenas porque, ésta nunca es la canción esa los extremos!"

DM sang it in perfect Spanish hitting every note at just the right key. Wraith was up next.

"Dhis is dhe song dhat neva' ends,

it jus' goes on an' on my friends,

Some people starte' singin' it not knowing what it was

An' dhey'll continue singin' it foreva' jus' because,

Dhis is dhe song dhat neva' ends!"

Wraith's Irish accent came through full force.

"There not half bad." Cobra Commander said as he bopped his head to the beat. "And this song isn't as bad as I though it would be.

"This is the song that never ends,

it just goes on and on my friends,

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was

And they'll continue singing it forever just because,

This is the song that never ends!"

Arcade took over his voice like a cat caught in a bus engine just starting up.

"Kill me…" The COBRA's all screamed in unison.

"This is the song that never ends,

it just goes on and on my friends,

Some peo…"

Perfection had taken over again, but was suddenly squashed by a giant metal sphere.

"I knew P had a magnetic personality, but that's just ridiculous…" Wraith said as the sphere rolled off his friend and the X-Men and Misfit's went tense. Then the sphere opened up and out stepped Magneto.

"Be glad I need you cooperation, Cobra Commander, or you might be forever stuck with these rejects of evolution." Magneto sneered at DM and the semi-flat Perfection.

"Mommy…" Perfection managed to squeak out.

"YOU SQUASHED HIM!" Wanda screeched. "The only guy who's actually cared how I felt, and you SQUASHED HIM!" Wanda's eyes were filled with an angry fire.

"Mount Saint Wanda's about to blow. Duck and cover!" Todd called out as he jumped behind what remained of the judges table.

"Wanda, I do not have time for this." Magneto said as he lifted the COBRA's out of their sand prison. "Will you help me with what I need?"

"Only if you have a telepath wipe our memories of this event." Cobra Commander bargained.

"Deal." Magneto said as three more spheres came down. All of them nailing a scion, Perfection for the second time.

"You know the last idiot who tried that…." Wraith said as he simply walked out of the closed sphere. "Ended up with my boot print on his upper intestines!"

"What?" Magneto said, staring in shock at the scion.

"I'm not throw back to anything you idiot, I'm a DEAD MAN!" Wraith bellowed.

"Yes, you are." Magneto pulled a metal stake from the ground with his magnetic abilities and focused it on Wraith.

"Why do they never listen…" DM said in a muffled voice from beneath the other sphere that began to life.

Magneto then launched the stake at Wraith, only to find the emerald spirit had shifted his position to right in front of him. His sky blue eyes glowing an angry white.

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AN: Get ready for a very ANGRY Wraith.