Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

When we were only beginning

"Where are we?" Wanda asked as she and Perfection appeared in the middle of a vast blackness.

"The beginning." He said simply. "Watch."

In a sudden burst of energy and matter Wanda saw before her the universe spread and evolve. Chunks of rock and fire formed solid spheres and began circling the giant balls of gasses that would become their suns.

"Creation for life was the end for the Enerlists." Perfection said in a sad tone. "They were beings of pure energy that existed in the ReVerse. The exact opposite of a universe, where matter and space are condensed into nothingness and energy was the course of existence."

"That's so sad… I think." Wanda was confused as to what this was about. Then Perfection's image blurred in a million different directions and he disappeared.

"One survived creation, Mosius, he began to watch as small forms of life sprouted from matter, energy and space." Perfection surprised her from behind. "Then he found the twelve, the twelve energy sources of his last dying people. Mosius in his great wisdom saw hope for this new universe, this new way of existence, and he begged his dying people to share their energy with the beings that would be made in this new way. Eleven of them saw his wisdom and released their energy into space and time, to seek out and find a compatible soul. In doing this he tied himself and his people's remaining energies to the new universe."

"What about the last one?" Wanda asked.

"The last one has sworn vengeance on all creations, he sees them as his people's murderers. He is the thirteenth Scion. He is the Scion of Evil, of Un-Creation. He won't rest until all life in all universes is extinguished." He locked eyes with her and she could see a great concern and fear growing with in him. "And he is in your world."

"What?" Wanda said in shock. "Why? Why my world, how can we stop him?"

"We don't know how he chooses most of the time, but I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty that this time is for revenge." Perfection watched the earth form into a ball of rock.

"Revenge against who?" Wanda asked, fearing the answer. Perfection's silence greeted her. "Please tell me." Still silence and she started to walk away. "You want me to love you, you want me to trust you. Yet you show me none of these things. You know everything about me and I know nothing of you." Silence again and she turned her back walking into the darkness.

"When we were beginning…" Perfection started and Wanda turned, "When we first began as Scions we were different people, we didn't know what our powers were really for, how to use them, why to use them."

"Perfection?" Wanda was afraid of what he was saying.

"I'm from what's called the Primary Universe. The universe that is unaltered by change, it spawns new universes through every decision every action and every thought." He took a breath. "We have no heroes, no saviors, hell we're lucky if we can help each other. Back then, I kept looking for the best in humanity, searching and clawing past the darkness. Then I found the realm of the gods, beings of energy really, but they disliked my discovery so they punished me by killing everything I knew."

"A world of villains and you were their first hero, huh?" Wanda smiled.

"No, I was just another villain. My powers possessed me then, my strength overwhelmed me and I challenged the gods knowing I would win." He watched the earth as Wanda stared at him. "I never thought what my powers would do to my world when the gods brought their warrior in." Suddenly a giant flame extended from the sun and flew towards the earth. "A monster made from the sun's fire, it consumed everything, and I brought my power to full force." Just then a section of the earth blew itself apart. A crater the size of Mexico was left. "I destroyed the beast and the gods in one blow, but I forgot where I was…" That's when Wanda saw the location of the crater. The entire eastern seaboard of America was gone. "I.. I… I had become something worse than the monster. I became what I fought so hard to disprove. I became obsessed with my revenge, with my emotions with what I wanted that I couldn't see the innocent's in front of me."

"We all make mistakes, and to think you would be any different would kind of scare me." Wanda said putting her hand on his shoulder. "Besides couldn't you just fix it?"

"No, there our powers are limited." Silence fell, then Perfection spoke once more. "From then on I swore my powers, my strengths would never harm another being. I removed myself from that world, I can never return."

"But that doesn't explain…" Wanda started.

"By your time it would have been about seventy years ago, DM, K2, Wraith and I stumbled across a world that he had enslaved. He was going to use the people to build a war machine that could destroy an entire universe. We stopped him, but to do so I had to break my vow, I had to destroy the body he possessed there., only the raw chaotic force that destroyed his people can destroy the bodies he possess'." Silence lingered as Perfection's words came to Wanda.

"So, you're going to have to break the vow again." Wanda asked, Perfection only nodded. "It's all right, to be afraid. I was afraid of my powers at first, and you, you have complete control over yours."

"Yeah, sometimes that's the problem." Perfection sighed "Well I've kept you here long enough, so lets go back, huh?" He cracked a weak smile.

"Not before you tell me something." Wanda said as they appeared on the X-Men's gazebo. "What's your real name?" Perfection simply smiled as he leaned in and whispered into her ear. "That's such a dorky name!" She giggled.

"Now you know why I call myself Perfection." He said with a small laugh.


"So, vat you saying is…" Kurt began to ask. Wraith's plan to explain things to the adults had backfired when the Triplets caught wind of the information and now he and DM were bust explaining it to both the X-Men and the Misfits.

"What I'm saying is, is that when he shows up ALL the Scions are going to unload on his ass with everything they have." DM said as he rubbed his temples. "Do you get it now?"

"Da." Peter said in a grim voice.

"Yeah…" Bobby said as he cringed downward.

"They're back." Wraith said as he appeared.

"Finally!" Pietro said in a huff as he tried to speed past the emerald apparition, who quickly caught Pietro's collar.

"Whoa, their Speeds. Give them some time, P's had to explain a LOT more than just this." Wraith said with an edge of annoyance.

"He took her to the Verge?" DM asked in shock. Wraith only nodded.

"What's the Verge?" Spyder asked curiously.

"A place Scions aren't supposed to bring anyone else: OUR dimension. I can't even bring Eileen and Cobalt with me when I go there." DM said in a concerned voice.

"Well considering the idiot that touches her will most likely find himself being the new definition of "Owies, zowies" I wouldn't worry to much." Wraith said with a chuckle and then a sigh. "I remember when Karma and I were like that."

"Aw the ghosty misses his missus." Pietro said while still hanging by his collar.

"We were never married idiot." Wraith growled.

"Well maybe that's the problem." Fred said as he pulled out a famous relationship book.

"Oh god now, Blob's in psychologist mode!" Jamie screamed.

"Everybody run!" Arcade backed him up. Wraith was the first to run, but DM caught him and tied the green ghost to a chair.

"No, I tried telling you this thousands of times, Now you listen!" DM said in a triumphant laugh. Wraith's screams and curses could be heard for a mile and even on some satellite radios.

And off at the X-Mansion's Gazebo Perfection and Wanda simply stared at the mansion with an odd look on their faces before they finally turned to the rising sun and fell asleep holding each other.


AN: Awwwww! How cute

--is pelted by an empty flask--

Wraith: You're about 2 month's late asshole.

Hey, I was busy!

Wraith: I'm your freaking ALTER EGO! You weren't busy, you were just getting "training" for your "job"

Shut up.

Wraith: Make me.

¬.¬ You know I think I will….

Wraith: --mumbling sounds--

Much better!