Disclaimer: Still I own nothing in this story or related to in this story. Any relating to people in this story is fictional and will not happen in real life
I have discovered that a fart machine is the eighth wonder of the world…haha
Oh yeah also if anything seems off well I have not updated in a while so yeah.
Where were we oh yeah Pretz got her DDR pads back and we walked back up to the living room. I closed and LOCKED the front door…jeez pretz it would be good if you closed the door to your house!
It was 4:30pm. My zombie killing senses began to sink in……That's what happens when adrenaline pumps through you!
We all sat down on Pretz's semi half circle couch.
"So…what do we do now?" I said
"Hmm I have no idea," said Pretz
"Like usual" I said
"Hey!"
"Haha I am just kidding!"
Pretz does a weird laugh
"Let's go kill some more dead stuff and make them dead…. again," said Emily
"How about sniping? Said Duffy
We all agreed and we went upstairs
"Uhh I don't know what's up here Pretz so if you could tell me if anything is dead up here that would be greeeeaaatt mmmkay?" I said
"Yeah hmm about that let me think…lets see I threw out the dead rabbit, the gerbil, hmmm ok there is nothing up there" said Pretz
When we went upstairs Duffy and Emily went to Michael's room and set up in the window with their sniper rifles that I am randomly putting into this story. MY STORY! And Pretz and Me went to her room and did the same thing. Since the rooms are kind of connected Duffy and could talk. We looked outside the window and saw about 20 dead guys just walking around being…. dead!
"Emily stand outside of the rooms to provide security just in case they come in" I said
"Ok" said Emily
I looked outside the window. There were several celebrity looking ones……
Duffy saw the same
"Hey Duffy are you thinking what I am thinking?"
He had an evil smile…. it looked kind of freaky
So we started shooting
I picked a dead guy that looked like Jerry Springer and his head flew apart into a thousand pieces
"HAHAHAHA This freaking awesome!" said Pretz
Duffy shot at a dead person that looked like rosie o donnell
We all laughed
So after a number of shootings we realized for everyone zombie we shot and killed 2 others appeared and after a while they realized where we were and junk….
"Oh crap" I looked out the window and near Pretz's door. "They are breaking in…" I said
"What are we going to do?" said Pretz
This is where I like being the author….
And randomly from the inside of Pretz's closet flew out a bag. I opened it and in side where 2 M249's with 900000 rounds of ammo. I told Duffy the situation and when he saw the weapons he spazzed….
"Dude we are going to have to hold them back or something" said Duffy
"Ok good idea here is what we are going to do. Emily and Duffy hold and defend the flight of stairs next to the living room. Me and Prêt will hold the other one," I said
He nodded and Him and Emily went and set up defensive positions. I looked to Pretz. She still had the shotgun with her.
"You still got ammo for that?" I asked
"Yep another 2000 rounds to go"
"Now where did you get all that and how can u carry that much?"
"The wonders of Harry Potter spell books"
"OHHHH! Haha pretz so weird"
"Hey its natural"
So we set up and me, Duffy, Emily and Pretz all were ready with the weapons. Haha we were the redneck militia…wow…ANYWAYS…so we waited until the door came down and in came a flood of dead guys…. The first came up the stairs pretz and me were on. Oh man did I fire away! I shot down aboot 15 dead guys in 20 seconds. Duffy was killing in heavy amounts as well. Pretz's walls were now like red (PINK AND PINK STILL DOESN'T MAKE HOT PINK!) haha anyways…so we were killing and killing well actually re-killing…. because you know they are dead! So after 20 min of intense fighting, we had to get out of there. We were holding them but if ammo ran short or got messed up we would be dead. Haha how ironic killed by dead people wow! Anyways…. I told Pretz the situation I also told her that I saw a square cutting in the celling of her room. I said we could hide in there and get away from there. So we all fell back to Pretz's room and shut and locked all the doors. Duffy was holding one of the doors and I was holding the other. Pretz found the square cutting in her celling and took it down and she looked in it…she saw a floor with a bunch of couches, A sprite machine! And bunches of other really cool stuff so it was basically like a room really. Haha she didn't know it was there
"Hey I found a room up here with a bunch of stuff! SWEEET!" she said
"Haha Pretz sometimes I wonder" I said still struggling to hold the door. Emily and Pretz climbed up onto a desk then into the room. Duffy locked the door he was holding and climbed up into the room as well. I locked my door and I backed up and shot it up and got aboot 5 more dead people. I climbed up into the room and put the square back on. Right when that happened both doors broke open and the dead people rushed in……………….
So we waited there and stayed really quiet….be careful the walls have ears!…..haha well I typed this chapter to connect with the really cool stuff that happens in the next chapter so I am sorry if this seemed short. Now we all know what is in the roof above Pretz's room…wow
I am gone………later! And Pretz if you don't review……………..growls haha I am just kidding but yeah everyone please review that would greaaaaaattt thanks mmmmkay! Drugs are bad mmmmkay!
WHAT THE FRUIT!
