Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Booyah: I'll be deleting that one soon. It was a fan boyish impulse that I now realize I cannot complete due to lack of FMA knowledge.
RedWitch: Thanks, but it's not so much an illness as being swamped with X-Rays, CatScans and MRIs to see if I have something.
Another War to End Wars
It was a calm peaceful morning at the Xavier institute. A day that began like many others, no noise, no screaming, no-
"HELLOOOOOO!" Pietro shouted from the Mansion's lobby.
Misfits.
"Oh, great." Rogue said as she took a seat at a chair in the kitchen, then she noticed Althea and Todd hiding behind the counter. "Oh gawd Ah think Ahm gonna be sick." Rogue said as she rushed out of the room, right past Perfection and Wanda.
"What's got her worked up?" Perfection asked as the southern goth disappeared.
"I don't." Wanda said, then she saw Todd and Althea. "Now I do." She said pointing.
"Honestly you'd think they'd be a bit more discrete considering who her father is." DM said as he showed up with the other Misfits.
"That was fun!" Daria said as she held a strange egg in her hand. "We got a new pet! See?"
"Oh look an overgrown alligator egg." Wanda said with mock enthusiasm.
"Actually, it looks more like a dinosaur egg." DM said as he turned it over. "Utah Raptor if I'm not mistaken."
"Eh, looks more like an Ovriraptor egg if you ask me." Perfection said with a glance.
"Possible." DM said as he gave it back to the girls, "Just remember to keep it warm."
"Preferably in a pot of boiling water." Lance said grumbling as he and the other Misfits went off to bug the X-Men.
"What crawled up his but and died?" Perfection asked with a look of annoyance.
"I think a lungfish." DM nodded. "TV?"
"Sure!" Perfection smiled, "Wanda gets to choose the show?"
"We vote." Wanda said, trying not to be in the spotlight that Perfection had a habit of putting her in.
"Cool." Perfection said as he placed Wanda on the couch with only a thought. "Ok, we have Cool Runnings, Monkey Trouble and 'The Great Panda Adventure'." He said the last one in a mocking voice just before he tossed it over his shoulder.
"Hey!" DM said in offense. "That has my vote!"
"Well I say monkey!" Perfection said.
"And I want Cool Runnings." Wanda said just before she realized what was happening. "Oh god."
"PANDA!" DM said as he stood up and flattened the couch backwards.
"MONKEY!" Perfection said as the carpet turned itself into a fort.
"PAAAANNNNNDAAAAAA!" DM said as the couch whipped in front of him to make another fort.
"Oh god, what are they doing!" Scott asked as he and Jean came in.
"Oh, just a little disagreement." Wanda said as Jean helped her up.
"About what?!" Scott screamed in anger.
"Favorite animal." Wanda answered, "Better get some popcorn, this could take a while."
"Popcorn right here." Wraith said as he appeared behind Scott. "God I love these shows!"
"You're a sick twisted being." Scott said with a sideways glance as he turned to face Wraith.
"Yeah," Wraith said popping an invisible handful of popcorn into the darkness of his hood. "What else is new?"
"Mein Gott!" Kurt screamed as he came in, "The TV, be careful of the TV!" Just then a vat of mashed potatoes covered Scott's right side.
"Of course." He said as he wiped the outside of his glasses off with a sigh.
"MONKEY'S CAN FLY!!!!" Perfection said as he was about to launch a bubbling cauldron at DM.
"WAIT!" DM shouted, "She'll be pissed." He pointed to the cauldron.
"Oh, good point…" Perfection said as he sent the cauldron somewhere else and chucked the unfortunate Polly who had chosen to fly by at that moment. "Better?"
"Yup." DM said as he dodged the screaming Polly missile.
"I thought I heard…" Althea started as she and the other Misfits came running in, "Polly… screaming." The Misfits were once again entranced by the insane food fight going on between the two scions.
"Oh cool, yo, can I join!" Todd asked as he hopped over to Perfection's side.
"That depends, which side do you support soldier?" Perfection asked, imitating General Whithalf's voice perfectly.
"The Monkies, sir!" He said with a salute.
"Then send over the 'tater tots of d00m!" Perfection said, then just as quickly Arcade sped over to DM's side and started to speak in nothing but internet "leet" speak and sent a vat of gravy sailing at Perfection's fort.
"Duck and cover!" Perfection yelled as the tidal wavy of gravy poured over him and Todd.
"Nobody covers my Toddles in gravy and gets away with it!" Althea screamed as she joined Perfection's team.
"Launch the noodles!" Perfection said, imitating a well known muscular sailor who loves his spinach, and Althea did just that. The noodles covered DM's fort.
Then things started to get crazy as X-Men and Misfit alike chose sides and joined in the massive food fight, that had spread to the entire lower floors of the mansion.
"Tell me Hawk, why is it I don't let Logan stop this?" Professor Xavier asked.
Just then Logan came running by with a katana made of cheese and was chasing Bobby with it and he was screaming "PANDA!"
"Nevermind…" Professor Xavier said as he pulled out a bottle of red wine.
"Well look at it this way, at least they'll get this place cleaner than it ever was afterwards and besides the kids are enjoying themselves for the first time in a long time." Hawk said with a smile.
"Yes, I know but still…" Xavier was about to make a worried remark when he noticed something. "Where are Perfection and Wanda? I haven't seen them since this started."
"Knowing Althea and Todd's influence I'd say making out in the danger room. Or if they followed Scott and Jean; the horizontal polka." Hawk said as he watched the professor pour some more wine. "Relax Professor, I'm sure they're just off doing something romantic, after all they've been done with the serious argument for about an hour. They're just having fun right now." Just at that moment a food drenched DM entered Professor Xavier's room.
"Um, we have a problem." DM said sheepishly.
"You didn't bring any other people from other dimensions through, did you?" Hawk was expecting the worst.
"Oh, no. We just got Beast caught in a massive wad of bubblegum that's rolling down the street."
"My life the painting of chaos over sanity." The professor groaned as he slammed his head into the desk.
"Just out of curiosity, Perfection and Wanda?" Hawk asked as he eyed the professor.
"Dance contest." DM said with a simple shrug. "Apparently they both love dance contests and not just any dances, classy dances."
"You mean like the Tango, Waltz and all that stuff?" Hawk asked as he followed DM into the raging food warzone, he made sure to close the doors on the way out.
"Weird huh?" DM said as he passed Jubilee riding on a unicorn.
"Among other things." Hawk said with some shock at seeing a turtle with wings help Jamie get a good angle on an exploding ball of mashed potatoes. "Among other things…"
