Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
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Universe: Misfit-Verse
Booyah: They never pay their bills at his bar. And many more crossovers will occur.
COBRA talk
"I still don't see why I couldn't have kept it." Dr. Mindbender moaned as he fidgeted in his seat.
"Well for one, it kept attacking Destro and the Baroness." Cobra Commander said as he pointed to a recording of Chybee rapidly humping Destro's leg, and then covered the Baroness' face in random make-up.
"But it was just being friendly." Dr. Mindbender tried to reason.
"IT raped my leg you genetically inept idiot." Destro grumbled.
"And I have to buy a whole new ROOM, not to mention all the therapy from that karaoke…" The Baroness was rubbing her temples.
"Speaking of which, where were you during that ordeal?" The Commander asked as he folded his hands under his chin.
"I'm not quite sure, but I'm pretty sure I was being tortured by the dead one." Mindbender explained, "He hung me upside down and trashed my lab while I was forced to watch." Mindbender was now crying, "All my poor experiments!"
"Well at least he got something as equally as disturbing as ours." Destro grumbled, "By the way, Tomax, Xamot; do you have any clue as to why Magneto wanted a machine to sense space time disruptions?"
"No sir." The COBRA twin said in unison.
"Oh well what do we care, it's just a piece of crap that'll fall apart in twenty days or sooner!" The Commander laughed as he folded his legs up on the table and reclined in his chair with his hands behind his head. "Destro, did we higher anyone new who looks like a blue Egyptian pharaoh?" Cobra Commander asked as he noticed someone in the doorway.
"No sir, that would be Apocalypse…" Destro said as he watched the omni-powerful mutant enter the room. Destro noted that a shadow seemed to envelope the mutant.
"Be at peace, for I am here to offer you aide." The voice dark and lined with a sinister tone. "All I want in return is the location of this world's guardian."
"This world's what?" Cobra Commander asked in confusion.
"I will explain it all later, but for now, what do you wish of me?" The mutant said with a bow.
"Commander," Destro whispered, "I don't trust him."
"Well neither do I, but I plan to backstab him before he backstabs us." The Commander whispered back.
Destro blinked in shock and sighed, "Well there's a first time for everything."
Cobra Commander was busy making a list of all his favorite weapons of mass destruction that he wanted.
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AN: Ohhh, I brought Apocalypse back… or did I?
