Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: I got a laser pointer today, so this chapter was born from Pietro related Insanity…
Also, right now in an attempt to extend the story and break a massive issue of writers block a few ideas would be appreciated. For instance, the next chapter could focus on Wraith and Karma, Perfection and Wanda or something entirely different.
Why no one is allowed to play with a laser pointer at The Pit
A few hours after COBRA got their newest "volunteer", the interLOAFERs and Misfits were back at The Pit and everything was going smoothly.
"WHAT WAS THAT!" The JOE known as Airtight screamed as a missile flew overhead.
Well, as smoothly as usual…
"You don't want to know." Shipwreck said as he and the Misfits came running by.
"Let's just say it involves Toad, a laser pointer and a spy satellite." Perfection said as he calmly walked by and the missile circled the base once more.
"Why is it circling the Pit?" Airtight asked as he watched the weapon go around once more.
"Well you see DM has this really neat laser pointer…" Perfection began to explain. Airtight could tell he was going to be there a while.
Earlier that day…
"Oh, that is sweet." Todd said as he watched DM use his laser pointer to explain the finer concepts of cooking to Perfection. Despite the laser's accuracy though DM was failing horribly.
"Listen, if you really want to make her a special dinner, why don't you just zap it in?" Wraith said as he watched Perfection tangle his tongue in an egg beater.
"Yo, you know it's not for that man." Todd said as he tried to get Perfection's tongue out of the eggbeater.
"Eb hoots…" Perfection whined.
"I know, I know." Todd said as he tried to pull harder. "Trust me, I know!"
"Let me try." DM said as he used the pointer to slice the eggbeater to ribbons.
"Thanks." Perfection said with a smile.
"Whoa. Can I try that?" Todd asked with his eyes wide in astonishment.
"Sure." DM said as he tossed Todd the laser pointer, "Just don't point up." DM warned.
A few seconds later Todd was showing the laser pointer to Pietro and Fred who were both busy trying to locate a duck for Perfection's dinner. They had no idea as to why though, since he was making turkey.
"Hey, yo guys!" Todd said as he jumped in front of Pietro. "Check this out, yo." Todd said as he pointed the laser pointer at a wall, which it quickly burned through.
"Cool!" Fred said as he looked at it. "DM's right?"
"Yeah, but for some reason I can't point it up…" Todd said as he scratched his head in confusion.
"Hm, really? Letmesee." Pietro said as he grabbed the laser pointer away and shot it straight up for a few seconds. When nothing happened he turned it off and gave it back. "Hm, must just be so it doesn't cut off any plane wings or something."
"Yeah, guess so…" Todd said as he joined Pietro and Fred in their search.
Meanwhile in space, in orbit of earth a special HYDRA satellite has been destroyed by a mysterious green beam. The response was the launching of a tactical nuclear war head, compliments of the former USSR. And it was headed straight for The Pit.
"…And then I kinda sent it spiraling around like that." Perfection said as he watched the missile spin in many different directions.
"What about the nuclear explosion it can cause?" Airtight asked with a look of fear.
"Oh, DM removed the nuclear core. Think he gave it to Trinity…" Suddenly Perfection's face twisted to a look of horror. "OH NO! MY TURKEY La' SANGE IS BURNING!" He screamed as he ran off.
"What?" Airtight asked as he scratched his head.
"Perfection's specialty. Turkey basted in Tang with paprika and miracle whip. It's actually quite good." Wraith said as he floated by, carrying an unconscious BeachHead holding Sgt Snuffles, the bear had a hole burnt through the head.
