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Chapter 6- Why Kimi shouldn't do chores humor
- In which Hiei learns character development
"WHAT THE –beep! KIMI! GET YOUR –beep-'n -beep- OUT HERE NOW!"
Kurama's eyes opened with a start, did he hear right? Did he actually hear SWEARING under his very household! NO ONE is allowed to 'cuss' in here! NOT EVEN HIM. He ran downstairs to see the little fire yokai missing about 4 inches of his hair. The cut went straight though, making Hiei's flame shaped hair missing the whole top.
Hiei- "NINGEN! HAUL YOUR –beep- IN HERE!"
Kimi- (pops head out from kitchen) "Yes?"
Kurama – (smacks Hiei from back of his head) "NO SWEARING!"
Hiei- with huge bump on head) "Fine… BUT LOOK WHAT SHE DID TO ME!"
Kimi- "What did I do?"
Hiei- "Why you bit-….."
(smack)
Kurama- "You need a hair cut anyway, BESIDES IT GROWS BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL SHAPE IN ONE DAY!"
Hiei- "So! I STILL LOOK RIDICULOUS! I DEMAND THE NINGEN GETS PUNISHED!"
Kurama- "Fine, Kimi, you're doing the laundry for one month"
Hiei- "hn"
-Next day- Meiou High – Class 2D – Currently at Physical education
Random sensei – "We ( as in we, he means them) are going to be running laps around the school, whoever wins, gets…the honor of winning, now go!" (blows whistle)
The horde of students began running, wanting the pure pleasure of getting to brag in each other's' faces that they won.
Aki didn't bother, she REFUSES to run in the ridiculous outfit she is in right now (Japanese schools have girls wear 'shorts' that are so short and tight they aren't even considered as shorts) and so, she sat down at the fence, and began playing solitaire with the deck of cards she always brings.
Kyo… she COULD run, seeing that she was in ACTUAL pants, but, well she's not exactly running. She was walking behind the huge crowd, behind the gigantic puff of smoke. And personally, she didn't care.
Kimi…she wasn't exactly running either. She was hopping 4 feet into the air and landing in middle of the crowd, and jumping again. She just can't seem to 'run', she must hop.
-English- (let's just assume they were speaking Japanese all along –this will be English words spoken-
Random Sensei- "Miss Ayame, please read the first sentence…"
Kimi- (stands up) "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water."
Random sensei- "Excerrent!" the l and r thing
Kimi- "its Excellent sensei…"
Random sensei- (looks at his book) "You are absolutely right!"
-Lunch-
Aki- (playing solitaire under tree) "Well, coming from America sure gives you an edge eh?
Kimi- (carefully biting her sandwich) "Well only in THAT class…"
"You can come out now…" Kyo said to no one in particular, then looked up to the tree Aki was currently playing solitaire under.
"Hn"
Hiei jumped down from the tree, landing right in the middle of the trio. "Tell me exactly how you know about Yukina." Kyo smirked at this, "Aki, cards…" With that, Aki gathered the cards lying on the grass and handed the deck to Kyo.
Kyo- "I'll tell you, but first you have to beat us in card games."
Hiei- "Each one?"
Kyo- "Yes, Kimi, put down that thing, you're up first."
-Round one- DING!
Hiei – (glares) "What are we playing?"
Kimi- "52 PICK-UP!"
Hiei- "hn, fine, begin..." (how he knows what the game is, is a mystery)
"Put the deck in front of Aki when done" With that, Kyo bent the cards so they would fly out of her hand and go everywhere. Normally, we would automatically assume Hiei wins, but we haven't seen Kimi's strategy.
Within seconds Hiei picked up all the cards and was running towards Aki.
"BOO!"
Hiei- "AHH!"
He dropped all the cards in front of Aki, and Kimi, pushed him over. Aki opened her eyes, seeing cards in front of her, along with Kimi sitting, and Hiei flat on the grass.
Aki - "Winner- Kimi"
Hiei- "HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR! SHE CHEATED!"
Kyo- "We never placed any rules"
Hiei- "SO I COULD'VE JUST KILLED HER AND WIN?"
Kyo- "Yes"
Kimi- "I win, I win, I win!"
Kyo- "Well, you must win 2 out of 3, so you can't lose the next round, see you at home."
-Bell rings- (the three goes in)
Hiei's POV –
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…………… I HAD THAT LITTLE –beep- SHE CHEATED! Baka kitsune… if HE hadn't got those three in his life then I would've been safe, and YUKINA would NEVER know I'm her brother, and WE will ALL be happy….kind of….yea…
Third person POV – Minamino Household- Kurama/Kimi's room
(Kimi is currently no here)
Kurama- "Hiei….you….lost…..to…HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
Hiei- "STOP LAUGHING!"
Kurama- (wipes tear from eye) "Sorry Hiei, but it's just too funny, you ARE an S-class yokai you know."
Hiei- "I was careless that's all…."
Kurama- "Speaking of Kimi, Where's the laundry"
Hiei- "Forget that, THEY KNOW ABOUT YUKINA"
Kurama- "What! How!"
Hiei- "That's what I tried figuring out, and now, I'm going to get some answers..." (blurs out of room)
Kurama – (goes downstairs) "KIMI! HAVE YOU DONE THE LAUNDRY YET!"
Kimi- "Huh? I JUST DID!"
Kurama- IT'S POURING OUT THERE! HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE LAUNDRY?
Kimi- "I KNOW how to wash clothes! You put all the clothes outside in the rain so it washes them, AFTER the rain, you bring it back in and squeeze all the water out, THEN you put it BACK outside in the SUN to dry."
Kurama- "WHAT! YOU TOOK OUR CLOTHES IN THE RAIN!"
Kimi- "Noooooo! JUST YOURS AND HIEI'S! EVERYONE ELSE SAID THEY'LL TAKE IT TO THE LAUNDROMAT!"
Kurama- "AHHH! KIMI! YOU CLEAN THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON!" (runs out to save the clothes)
-With Hiei- Inside, Aki/Kyo/His room-
Hiei- "I want my second round"
Aki- "Fine, we're playing Memory"
Round Two- DING DING!
Taking out the joker and placing it next to the rest of the cards, they set out the cards on the floor all flipped over, and began –
-12 Minutes later –
Aki- 8 pairs
Hiei – 0
Kyo- "Did I mention Aki has photographic memory?"
Hiei- "What! That's cheating!"
Aki – "We didn't state any rules…"
It was then it hit him, he has the dam Jagan for Kami-sama's (god's) sake. It was his turn; he went into Aki's mind. He saw almost all the cards in flipped form, and went out and picked up a pair. Aki's eyes narrowed at this, 'it was just luck probably…' And with this 'luck' Hiei won.
Hiei- "YES! LAST ROUND! BRING IT ON!"
Round three- DING DING DING!
Kyo- (gathers every card on floor into a deck) "We'll we playing Guess the card"
Hiei- "What?" (why he DOESN'T know what it is, is a mystery)
Kyo- "I take a card out of a normal deck of cards, and you can ask me 6 'yes' or 'no' questions to determine what card I took."
Hiei- "But there's a 1/52 chance!"
Kyo-"Depending on the questions you ask you can raise the odds in your favor, you can even ask Kurama to help you"
Hiei- (runs down and drags Kurama up) "Why are you all wet!"
Kurama –"Clothes… ACHOOO! So… what are you doing?"
Hiei- "Help me win this guess card game"
Kyo- "Alright, let me test you first"
She took out seven cards and handed them to the two. "Choose one out of the seven, each of you, and I'll guess, if I get it right, you only get to ask 5 questions"
Kurama- 'That shouldn't be a problem, with 5 questions; you can narrow a card down to its color, suite, and possibly even the number or picture.' "Alright"
The cards were – The Ace of hearts, clovers, and diamond, the king of clubs, a two of diamonds, a five of clubs, and an eight of hearts.
The two each took one and looked at Kyo for her guess.
Kyo- "Kurama, you chose the ace of clovers didn't you?"
Kurama- "How did you-"
Kyo- "Normally, when asking to choose a card out of that hand, a person would not choose the aces because they feel they limited their choice of 7 cards to 3. Only really clever or really honest people would choose the aces. As to the suite, I'm sure you noticed, that only one card had the clover, and that was the ace."
Kurama- "You know the human psychology well"
Kyo – (smirks) "I'm guessing Hiei chose the king of clubs then,"
Hiei- (growls)
Kyo- "I know you have a favoring of blades, and the king just seems to be holding one neh?"
Kimi- (drags Aki out of room) "Come on, we're going to clean up the house!"
Kyo- "Now you only get 5 questions"
Taking the cards back, Kyo shuffles them and skims through the deck, finally taking a card. "You may begin"
Hiei- "What proof do I have that you won't lie to me?"
Kyo- "If I do lie, you can just take your katana and run it through my throat."
Kurama- "Ok, we'll begin, your card is a number card right?"
Kyo- "False"
'She's making it too easy… if it's a picture card, then it raises the probability to 1/12.'
Hiei- "Then it's a picture card right?"
Kyo- "Yes"
Kurama- "HIEI! THAT WAS A STUPID QUESTION! IF IT'S NOT A NUMBER, IT'S A PICTURE! HOW IGNORANT CAN YOU BE?"
Hiei- (mumbles) "Well, sorry!"
Kyo- "You have three questions left"
Kurama – "Your card holds a female's picture right?"
Kyo- "False"
'That leads to 1/8…"
Hiei- "Then that means-"
Kurama- "HIEI SHUT UP! Your card, is red, correct?"
Kyo- "False"
'1/4…'
Hiei- "That means that-"
Kurama- "HIEI! LET ME DO THE TALKING, YOU SIT THERE AND WATCH ME WIN!"
Kyo- "Quite full of yourself…with only one question left"
Kurama- 'ok… I can only get a 50/50 chance at best' "Your card is a jack, correct?"
Kyo- "False"
'I got it! It's a king, and just before she showed us the king of clubs so…the answer was already shown to us…'
Kyo- "You can guess now"
Kurama- "Your card is the king of clubs!"
Kyo- "Wrong"
Kurama- "What! Was it the king of clovers then!"
Kyo – "Wrong"
Hiei- "HOW COULD THAT BE! You cheated didn't you!"
Kyo – "I was expecting more from the tensai (prodigy or genius) of the school, in truth you could've just gotten the right answer with one question."
Kurama- "just….one…?"
Kyo- "Aki got it, but then, she's knows I'm a twisted person." With that, she revealed her card.
Kurama- "YOU SAID OUT OF A DECK!"
Kyo- "This card IS from the deck you know…"
Hiei- 'Dammit… I should've seen it, the reason why she collected that card with the rest of them after round 2.'
Kyo- "Well, you lost, so you don't get to know the secret now, but if I were you, I wouldn't tell her…"
Hiei-mind link to Kurama- SEE! I TOLD YOU! EVEN SHE AGREES WITH ME!
"She'll kill you."
Kyo left the room, leaving the card she chose flat on the floor, for the two to stare at.
It was The Joker
-in Aki's deck, the joker is a black male clown holding a scythe-
Kurama went down the stairs in his defeat, head down and not looking anywhere
-splash-
He stepped in a bucket of water…
Kimi- "AHHHHHHH!"
Kurama- "YOU DAUGHTER OF A –BEEP-"
Hiei- (laughing) "HAHAHAHAHA and who said no swearing?"
Kurama- (angry) "KIMI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
Kimi- "Oh nothing much. Just cleaning the house as you told me to. Now what did I do wrong this time?"
Kurama- "Okay okay whatever - . You win. Now just clean up this mess."
Kimi – "Hmmmph NEVER! And HAHA, you lost you lost D. YOU clean it, cause you made the mess."
Kurama – "Grrr. Fine, then I'll clean it myself. Go and clean the rest of the house."
Kimi – "What a sucker. Don't forget to tell me when you're done how it feels to mop the mop water."
Kurama – "JUST GO DO YOUR WORK!"
-Dinner-
(silence)
Kimi- qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, now I know my keyboard diagonal abc's next time won't you sing with me
Shizuru- "YOU GUYS ARE HIDING SOMETHING AREN'T YOU!"
(silence)
Kurama- "YOU CHEATED WITH THAT GAME KYO! YOU NEVER SAID IT COULD BE A JOKER!"
Kyo- "I never said it couldn't"
Hiei- "REMATCH!"
Shizuru- "WOAH! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!"
Aki- "They're pissed cause they lost"
Yukina- "I wonder where my brother is…"
(silence)
"REMATCH!"
"YOU CHEATED KYO!"
"No, I didn't"
"Such ungraceful losers"
Kurama- "WHAT WAS THAT AKI!"
Aki- "I SAID – such ungrateful losers"
Shizuru- OK YOU PEOPLE! DNNER'S OVER, OUT! Ugh…Kimi, your turn to wash the dishes-
Kurama- NO!
Shizuru- "Why not? It's her turn, unless you wash it"
Kurama- "Nevermind, DON'T BREAK ANYTHING KIMI!"
Kimi- "OK! "
-15 minutes later-
(everyone but Kimi is in the living room watching television)
(CRASH)
(SHATTER)
Kurama- "KIMI!"
"oops…"
-end-
DR- After a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time of no updates, here is a long chapter, thank you for those who bothered to read.
For anyone who doesn't understand the Memory game and Guess the card, please read-
Memory-
Having photographic memory, Aki has a mental picture of each card that have been flipped and their location. Simply putting all the pictures together, she can see mostly all of the cards flipped
Guess the card-
In the memory game, the joker was left on the floor away from the other cards, but when the third round started, Kyo picked up every card from the floor and gathered them into a deck. So from the beginning the overall possibility was 1/53.
-the guess the card game is from the anime Spiral-
And for the "She'll kill you part, it's for us to know, and you to find out
Coffeetable- Review Corner
Kute Anime Kitty – We have a coffeelover! Thank you for reading!
Kimi- YAY! CANDY!
Aki- "HE cheated…."
Hiei- "You didn't say I couldn't" 'HAHA NOW WE SHALL SEE WHO IS SUPERIOR!'
Aki- "Nor did I say you could"
Hiei- 'dam…'
Kurama- (sigh) please wait patiently for the next chapter, because with vacation, comes vacation homework.
