Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: A brief warning, this may get… disturbing…

Also try to spot a few of the movie refrence I make...

Fluff and fun!

After the events of the day before and having to talk to Psyche Out, Perfection was left just a little bit tired. So tired in fact that after he left Psyche Out's office he turned down DM's offer to torture Senator Kelly.

When Perfection found his way into the guest room that the Misfits had prepared for him he took a crash course in napping on the bed. When he woke up a few hours later he was surprised to find Wanda in the bed, with his head resting on her lap. She was wearing a dark red nightgown.

"You were crying." She said. "Like at the beach."

"I don't like to fight." Perfection said as his lime green eyes dimmed a little, to allow his iris' to be seen.

"You have pretty eyes." Wanda said as she stroked his hair. "Why were you crying?"

Perfection just looked at the wall, he didn't answer for a few minutes. He just kept staring, like the answer was in front of him and he just couldn't reach it.

"I showed you." Perfection said in a barely audible voice. "How many people died because of me."

"It was an accident though." Wanda said as she turned Perfection's face towards her and planted a light kiss on his forehead.

"It's still my fault." Perfection said as a few tears formed in his eyes. "My fault…"

"Shhh…" Wanda said as she held his head closely. The next thing she knew they were locked in a deep passionate kiss and then morning.

When the morning came, it was very quite for the Misfit house hold. Even the triplets woke up quietly and made their way down stairs with out much fuss. There they found the other members in the kitchen watching as Perfection expertly whipped up a batch of pancakes. Or rather had the utensils make pancakes.

"Wow." Lance said as the spatula flipped him two golden pancakes. "These look good enough to eat." Lance joked, a third pancake slapped him in the face, propelled by a hex bolt. "Ow…"

After everyone was gathered at the table, minus a certain chaotic Scion. Althea began to notice something different about Wanda's attitude. It was barely detectable by most, except the female gender. Althea could just tell, and in truth it didn't quite shock her.

"So Wanda, did you sleep well?" Quinn asked innocently.

"Yes." Wanda replied eyeing the younger girl suspiciously. A death glare from Althea shut Quinn up immediately.

"Wanda, Lina, Angelica. Could I see you in the kitchen… now." Althea said with a stressed smile. The girls followed even though they were a bit confused.

"What was that about?" Cover Girl asked as she watched the girls go into the kitchen.

"Urgh." Shipwreck responded while trying to deal with his hangover. "Remind me never to challenge a dead guy to a drinking contest."

"Heh, sucker." Wraith chuckled as he walked by and then disappeared.

"Is it just me or are we getting used to the creepy ghost?" Spyder asked.

"Well I know I'm not." Pietro grumbled.

"He took your camcorder again didn't he?" Arcade asked with laugh.

"Biteme." Pietro shot back, to late he realized the psychotic human would and was taking him up on his word.

In the kitchen however things were going differently as Althea tried to make clear what was going on. She had to be sure before everyone else found out.

"Ok, so just that we're clear." She said after taking a deep breath. "Wanda, did you sleep with him?" She asked in a dead serious tone.

"Yeah." Wanda said in her sarcastic manner. "And we had sex to."

"Ok, didn't need to hear that." Angelica said as she put her hands over her ears, Lina did the same. Then Wraith came in with K2 following.

"Told you, now pay up." Wraith said.

"I can't believe this!" K2 shouted, "All the statistics say he should have screwed up royal!" Wraith was about to say something, but K2 interrupted him by handing the ghost a wad of cash. "Don't even say it." The angry wonder said as he left grumbling.

"You had a bet as to whether or not I would sleep with my boyfriend?" at the last word Perfection literally fell out of the ceiling, tangled in wires.

"You guys have some mean mice." The Scion chuckled as he unwrapped himself and zoomed to Wanda's side to give her a hug.

"He bet on whether or not we would sleep together." Wanda pointed to Wraith.

"Wraith!" Perfection shrieked slightly. "You should know better."

"I did." Wraith said as he left. "That's why I made the bet with K2."

"Oh." Perfection said. "How much did he lose?"

"Ten grand." Wraith chuckled as he tossed the wad of cash to Wanda. "I don't need it."

"I'm still gonna hurt you." Wanda said with an evil look as a safe came crashing on top of Wraith.

"Saw that coming." Perfection said with out blinking. "Thanks Karma." He said as the purple eyed Scion came down and drug Wraith off.

"No problem." She said with a thumbs up.

"No, truly thanks." Wanda said with a wave.

"I still don't get it." Althea said in confusion. "Why?"

"It just happened." Wanda said.

"It's amour." Perfection said with a bat of his eyebrows.

"Sit down." Wanda said with a small laugh. Perfection did so, but took her with him and snuggled into her neck.

"My god it is love." Cover Girl said as she came in. "You slept with him?" she pointed at the newest couple. Wanda just nodded, with a sheer look of fear. Perfection just became see through and Cover Girl turned to see Shipwreck standing there with a few veins bulging.

"Perfection: Exit stage left." Perfection said as he pulled a script from nowhere.

"Kill…" Shipwreck said between his gritted teeth as he lunged for the Scion. Instead of grabbing Perfection though he found himself strapped in a straight jacket sitting, sitting next to Astral.

"Perfection." Astral growled.

"Sorry. Force a' habit." Perfection smiled as he removed Astral's jacket.

"Fine, don't do it…" Astral saw the look in Shipwreck's eyes. "What did you do?"

"Besides the horizontal happy?" Perfection asked innocently.

"Never mind." Astral said as he walked away. "I don't need that image in my head."

"How about on your bedroom wall?" Perfection asked.

"Do it and I rearrange your section of the Verge." Astral threatened. "With Ice-Nine."

"Okay, yesh." Perfection rolled his eyes. Then he turned back to Shipwreck. "You know you'd think the fact that she's eighteen would make him stop and think for a second."

"It's the fact that you're so much older." Althea said as she tried to calm her father.

"Aw, but I'm only…" Perfection pulled out an ID card. "Okay, I am that much older. But still it's her choice." Just then the other Misfits fell through the kitchen door. "Hi guys."

"Please tell me it's all a lie!" Pietro zoomed up to his sister and hugged her leg. "Tell me there's no chance I'm going to be calling him a relative!"

"Pietro…" Wanda growled. "GET OFF!" And Pietro was out the door again, courtesy of a Hex Bolt.

"So, you two are a real couple now?" Todd asked as he stood next to Althea.

"Ah… yup." Perfection answered.

"And you slept together." Lance said in a little shock.

"Ah… yup." Perfection answered again.

"And you lost to the strange ceiling mice on purpose?" Quinn asked as a rather large mouse came out of the ceiling and chucked a bread crumb at the Scion.

"Ah… no." Perfection shot the mouse an evil sideways glance as it ran back into the ceiling.

"Where did they come from?" Arcade asked.

"Plot hole." Perfection said. Then at every ones' confusion. "Never mind." Then DM came in still wearing his pajamas and leopard print slippers.

"DM, Wanda slept with Perfection!" Daria shouted loudly, causing Shipwreck to foam at the mouth. "Cool…" The triplets said in awe.

The not quite yet awake DM simply glance at Perfection, then Wanda and then the coffee maker. "Coffeee…." He said in a zombie like voice.

"This is going to be a loooong day." Cover Girl groaned as the Scion of Energy missed his coffe cup and poured the coffee all over the floor with out notice. Thankfully, Perfection just zapped in a cup of coffee for his friend.