DR- Yes… I am back, if you are wondering why three people have started speaking is that, the people can't figure out on a comment that all agree on…
Kain- "I AM ABUSED! I REPEAT! ABUSED! THE FRIGGIN EDITOR WON'T STOP ANNOYING ME TO WRITE!"
Bunnie- "It's a good thing for you to write…"
JJade- "Just say the disclaimer…"
Kain- (mutters) "Dam editor... Won't stop forcing me to write…dam you white furry creatures of the world"
Bunnie- "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! BUNNIES ARE COOL!"
JJade- "SAY. THE. DIS. CLAIMER!"
Bunnie – (holds up sign) 'IF WE OWNED YU YU HAKUSHO, I WOULD BE VERY RICH AND HAPPY, BUT I AM NOT RICH, AND errr SOMEWHAT HAPPY."
Chapter 8 – In which Aki is now 13(character development/humor)
In which Tennis is very dangerous (humor)
Keiko's Ramen shop (Kain- I DON'T CARE HOW THE ENGLISH SPELLS IT, ITS KEIKO!)
Keiko- "So what makes you stop by Kurama?"
Kurama- "Stress… in need of actual food"
Yusuke – (slurp) "Hm?"
Kurama – (sigh) (points to his left) "Them…"
Next to him, Kimi was finishing her third noodle, while Aki was almost done, and while Kyo was finishing her ninth bowl.
Kurama- O.O;; "Kyo… since when did you actually eat!"
Kimi- "Oh, it's the 22nd today, every 22nd of each month, Kyo eats like a piggy."
Aki- "It lasts for about a week, before she can't eat anymore…"
Kyo- "I want another bowl…"
(Keiko gives her another bowl)
Yusuke- "Wow… I'm only up to my 7th…"
Kurama – "Keiko… can I pay you back another time?"
Keiko- "I guess I'll give you a discount…seeing that you ordered so many…"
Kyo- "I want another bowl…"
Kurama- "AHH!" (slams money down and drags the three out)
Kyo –"I'm hungry"
Kimi- "I DIDN'T FINISH MY BOWL!"
Aki – "What a waste of money…"
Kurama- "Ok… we're going home and I'll get someone to make food ok?"
Kimi- "I WANT A BIRTHDAY CAKE!"
Kurama- "Huh? Why?"
Kimi- "CAUSE ITS MMMMMPH!"
Kyo- (with hand over Kimi's mouth) "Cause she wants to eat one, so can we get food now!"
Minamino household-
Kurama House meeting
Hiei- "Why are we here?"
Kurama-"Cause I need to divide the chores equally, the only one who seems to be doing things around here is Yukina."
Yukina- "Well, I have nothing else to do" 'NO SHIT! THE HOUSE IS SO DIRTY! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID!' (JJade- Yes I do think that this is how Yukina's mind is)
Aki- "I kill the cockroaches, does that count?"
Kurama- "Um... no…"
Kyo- (eating 6th bowl of instant ramen) "So when are we eating dinner?"
Shizuru- "Can we just get it over with?"
Kurama – (takes out a hat with papers in it) "Take one and I get the default."
List of Chores-
Kimi- Laundry
Aki – Vacuum and mop
Kyo- Make food
Shizuru- Dishes
Yukina – Baby-sit
Hiei- Take out garbage
Kurama- Set table
end of list-
Yukina – "What do you mean by baby-sitting?"
Kurama- "You accompany Botan in baby-sitting Kimi, Aki, and Kyo."
Kimi- "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!"
Kyo- "There is no more instant ramen………"
Kimi- "IT'S AKI'S BIRTHDAY TOMMORROW!"
Aki – "Dammit…….." (gives Kimi a death glare)
Kimi- "Eep…."
Kurama- "Why didn't you tell us?"
Aki- "Cause it's none of your business." (goes up to her room)
Aki/Hiei/Kyo's room-
Aki is currently playing solitaire, muttering random thoughts.
"So you're gonna be thirteen huh?"
Aki – "No really…"
Kyo –"Well, at least you get more powers…"
Aki – "Buts its gonna be a pain in the –beep- to control them, and I don't feel like getting myself in one of those science labs."
Kyo – (plops down on her blankets) "They won't catch you, if they did, you can just kill them."
Aki – "I'm not like you; I only want to kill HIM!"
Kyo – "Your decision… but you know its tomorrow."
Next morning – Breakfast time
Kurama- "Ok, I'm done setting the table, Kyo! ARE YOU DONE COOKING!"
Kyo –"Yea..yea… relax…"
Kyo plops down a bunch of omelets on everyone's plates.
Kurama- "This is actually edible right?"
Kyo – "I don't know, you eat it, you live, its edible."
Aki – "Che..." (takes a bite)
Kimi- "OH! DON'T WORRY! KYO CAN ACTUALLY COOK!"
Yukina – (pokes at her omelet with a fork) "Well... it's not moving…"
Aki – "I'm done…can I go to school now?"
Kurama- (stares at the omelet) "Uhh yea…sure…"
Kurama winded up being late because it took him about 1 hour to finish the omelet, although for the first 58 minutes, he was just staring at it.
Class 2B- Physical Education
Botan- "HI CLASS! I AM YOUR SUBSTITUTE BECAUSE…YOUR TEACHER HAD A MINOR ACCIDENT! ACCOMPANYING ME TODAY IS YUKINA SENSEI!"
(class except the three ocs) – (BLINK)
Kyo – (snickers)
Aki
Kimi- "HI BOTAN! HI YUKINA!"
Botan- "Today, we'll be having tennis matches against the upperclassmen chosen by your sensei a week ago BEFORE he got into the accident, which is…SHUICHI MINAMINO!"
(class except the three ocs) – (BLINK) (GASP)
Yukina – "And some other ones…umm… they are called… umm.." (whispers to Botan) "I don't know how to say these names…"
Botan- "OK! JUST PLAY!"
Warm –ups – Kurama vs. Kyo
Kurama- "Ok…So do you know how to play, Kyo?"
Kyo – (starts swinging the racket like a katana) "Maybe.."
Kurama- "OK… you just try to return the ball to me, ok?"
Kyo – (continues swinging) "Uh huh…"
Kurama serves the ball.
(WACK)
The ball comes flying back 198 meters per hour.
Kurama – "AHH!" (dodges)
The ball flies past him and makes a dent in the wall.
Kurama- "Um... Kyo... That's an out... You must hit inside the lines…"
Kyo – "Uh huh…"
(whistle is blown)
Botan- "OK! NOW WE HAVE MATCHES! FIRST UP! MINAMINO KUN AGAINST MITSU KUN!"
Round 1 – Kurama vs. Kyo
Kurama- "Ok.. I'm serving…"
Serves…
(WACK)
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
( a 199 meter per hour fast ball has just hit Kurama square in the face )
Botan- "SET 1! MINAMINO 0 MITSU 1! AND WE ARE ONLY GOING TO PLAY ONE SET BECAUSE ALL SIX WILL TAKE TOO LONG!"
Kurama- "Ow…" (serves)
(WACK)
Kurama – "AHH!" (dodge)
203 meters per hour fast ball flies past him and makes a gaping dent next to the previous one.
Botan- "OUT! Minamino 1! Mitsu 1!
Kurama- (serves)
(WACK)
The 211 meter per hour fast ball hits the net and breaks it.
Botan- " 2! 2!
(6 minutes later) – Kurama – 5 Kyo – 5
(serve)
(WACK)
Kurama reaches for the ball, and it looks as though he returned it….
…but the ball went through his racket and made another dent in the wall.
(whistle is blown)
Game- Winner - Kyo
Kimi - "Is it my turn yet? "
Botan - "Okay, NEXT IS AYAMA CHAN! AND YUKINA!"
Kimi - "YAYAYAYAY!"
Round 2 - Kimi vs. Yukina
Yukina - "Kimi, do you know how to play?"
Kimi - "Umm, you hold the racket and you swing it at the ball?"
Yukina – (gasp) "You got it right ." 'stupid girl……'
(serves) (how she knows how to serve, is a mystery)
(Kimi swings the racket and the ball hits the net rim of the net)
Kimi - "GO OVER! GO OVER!"
(the ball falls back onto Kimi's side of the court)
Kimi - "AHHHH "
Botan - (flips number on scoreboard) Ayama Chan 0 Yukina 1
Yukina - "Try to hit harder."
Kimi - "Dokies."
(Yukina serves again)
(wack)
The ball flies up 15 meters into the air and flies down on Kimi's side of the net, leaving a dent.
Botan - KIMI 0 YUKINA 2
Yukina - "Don't fling the up …" 'that ball could've hit my brother wherever he may be and he'd be DEAD! YAY!'
Kimi – (nods)
(Yukina serves)
Kimi actually returned the ball and now it is heading for Yukina's face!
Out of now where, Hiei jumped down from a tree blocking the tennis ball that was just passing the net from Yukina. The ball flew through Hiei's triangle of hair leaving a hole. Yukina hit the ball back and left another hole. Now Hiei had two circles inside a triangle on his head.
Kimi - "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"
Yukina – (staring in shock) "Um…" 'IS HE MY BROTHER! IF HE IS HE IS SO DEAD! I SHALL KILL HIM! But I am not sure is he is my brother so I shall not kill him…'
Kurama – (glares at Hiei)
Kyo, who was sleeping on the bench, woke up when she heard Kimi's laughter and Aki looked up from her game of solitaire. The two stared for 5 seconds then at each other, then back at Hiei, before laughing (in a sane manner) themselves.
Hiei - "What's so funny?"
Botan - "HAHAHA Your HAHHHAHA hair HAHAHAH." (begins hyperventilating)
Hiei- (glares at Kimi) "WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!"
(if looks can kill, Kimi would be in the 18th level of hell right now)
Kimi - "Yukina did it too!"
Yukina - "Sorry Hiei-san."
(Hiei sped off searching for a mirror)
Kimi - "LETS CONTINUE NOW!"
The game continued and Yukina won the game with 6 to 2and Botan passed out from hyperventilation.
Kimi - "AHH I LOST I LOST!"
Kurama - "I'm still surprised that you made 2 points. Be happy."
Botan – (is now alive after dropping dead) "NEXT!" (hops off referee chair)
Round 3- Botan vs. Aki
Botan- "OK! NOW WE WILL BEGIN!"
(serves)
Aki – (is sitting on the ground playing solitaire) "Hm?" (looks up and sees ball heading towards her head)
(wack)
The ball flies past the net and Botan and lands flat on the corner at the very very end of the court.
Kurama – O.O;;; 'woah……' "Botan 0 Akako 1"
Kimi – (shakes Kyo who is asleep) "Wow wow wow wow wow! THAT IS SO COOL!"
Kyo – "Huh? Wha? Oh…You don't remember when she whipped your –beep- at ping pong? You didn't stand a –beep-'n chance."
Kimi- "Well...uhh…GO BACK TO SLEEP! "
Kyo – "Uh huh, whatev-"
(someone whacks Kyo behind her head)
Kurama- "NO SWEARING! YOU'RE IN SCHOOL!"
Kyo – "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz"
Kurama- "Fu-dge'n bye itch" (JJade- What a hypocrite…)
At this point, the match is already over – Botan 0 Aki – 6
Dismissal- (Bunnie- the other classes aren't important)
Kurama- "Kyo, Aki, can you two go buy some things from the store?"
Kyo- "Are they food?"
Kurama- "Uh…just buy whatever you think is needed."
Aki- "Fine…" 'I CAN FINALLY REPLACE MY FLY ZAPPER THAT GOT DESTROYED IN THAT GADDAM FIRE!'
At Karasu's store- (why he is alive and owns a store we don't know)
(JJade- AHH! ITS THAT –beep-n GAY-beep-! Kain- Relax, he is not…ok maybe he is, but he's isn't that bad JJade – (runs off to find a flamethrower) Kain – poor Karasu, almost everyone hates him..."
Karasu- "Welcome, to my store, get what you want, pay me, and I won't bomb you."
Aki – (pushes a cart and goes to the disinfectants and bug-killing products' aisles)
After 3 minutes, the cart is half full of hand sanitizers, all sorts of RAID, fly swatters, a fly zapper, various disinfectant sprays, and all sorts of mouse and cockroach traps.
Aki- "Ok, done, your turn"
In 4 minutes, Kyo empties out the entire stock of instant ramen. Well, seeing that Karasu's store is quite small, it is only 2 aisles that are empty.
Aki –"How are we paying for all this? We only have that lil cash Kurama gave us"
Kyo – (holds up a 1000 coupon book) "Courtesy of the mailman"
Karasu- "You owe me 305 dollars" (Bunnie – "We forgot how to convert dollars in yen cause we lost that currency book…)
Kyo – "Now we don't"
After adding the coupons, the total is
Karasu – "HOLY –beep-! (ahem) You owe me 29.75"
5 minutes later outside the shop-
Aki- "How are we carrying these bags home?"
Kyo- "Simple, is anyone around?"
Aki- (looks around, and sees nothing but the wind because everyone is scared of Karasu) "Nope"
With that, a huge cloak of nothing but shadows wrapped around the bags, and soon, they all disappeared.
Kyo – "See?"
Aki – "Whatever"
Meanwhile- Minamino Household
Kurama- "KIMI! HAVE YOU DONE THE LAUNDRY!"
Kimi- "IT'S NOT RAINING!"
Kurama- "UGH! TAKE THEM TO THE LAUNDROMAT!"
Kimi- "FINE! AFTER TODAY!"
Shizuru – "Don't you mean tomorrow?"
Kimi- "SAME TIHNG!"
Yukina- "Ok, everything is set." 'WHY exactly do I have to do all this, I mean, all I wanted to was find my brother and kill him!'
Kimi- "AHH! THEY'RE COMING BACK!"
Kurama- (looks out window) "Hm… guess they didn't buy anything.."
Hiei- (who is tied up against the window)"Why are we doing this again?"
Kurama- "EVERYONE! HIDE!"
Kimi currently replaced the lamp with herself, and put the lampshade over her head, Kurama, who threw the curtains over Hiei and also the one who tied him there, hid behind the couch, and Shizuru had the end table. Yukina somehow got on a ceiling lamp and was hanging upside down and Botan was standing beside the door.
(THUMP THUMP) (Kain – this is how Aki knocks)
(being heard from door)
Aki –"It's not opening"
Kyo- "Knock it down"
Aki "You do it."
Kyo- "Fine"
(BOOM!)
The door flies across the room and breaks into pieces when it hits the wall. Outside, stands Aki looking unfazed, and Kyo in a position indicating that she just kicked the door.
"SURPRiSE!"
Aki – (unfazed) "You broke the door."
Kyo- "I can see that…"
(silence)
"Ooof!" Yukina has just fallen down from the lamp.
Hiei- "YUKINA! GRRR STUPID ROPE! UNTIE ME!"
Kyo walks to the kitchen and out of nowhere, the shopping bags land on the table. 'Finally, food!'
5 minutes later-
Aki is currently spraying all the presents she just received from Kurama, Yukina, and Botan. Kyo is currently staring at her 2nd bowl of ramen, waiting for it to be done. (JJade- The worst part about instant ramen is waiting the 3 minutes…)
Hiei is staring at the large bump in Yukina's head. Shizuru is smoking, Kimi is eating her banana, while everyone else is watching Aki as she picks up her now disinfected present from Kurama.
Botan- "AHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OFF ME!" (yelling at Haku, the cat that just attacked Botan)
Well, Kurama allowed the animals to stay, because they wouldn't get out of the house.
Kyo had the cat because she was the only one the cat didn't scratch, (with the exception of Shizuru, who didn't want to bother) and named it Haku. Ironically, haku means white, while the cat is black.
Aki had possession of the wolf cub because it wouldn't go with anyone else, and named it Fang because she liked the fact that it used Kurama as a chew toy.
Kimi who had the "evil white fluffy thing" (as Hiei calls it) named the "evil white fluffy thingy" Momo, which meant peach. (she was eating peach at that time)
Aki opened up the presents, and wasn't really surprised at any of them.
Kurama had gotten her another pair of wristbands. (her old ones were getting dirty)
Yukina gave her a fang made entirely out of ice strung onto a piece of string. (a simple necklace)
Botan got her a white fox plushie. (Aki inwardly growled at this, she isn't exactly "fond" of foxes)
Shizuru- "Oi, Aki, catch"
She threw Aki a small box and Aki caught it with ease. Opening the unwrapped box, she found a small card. The card read – "Yesterday I asked Koenma for a HUGE amount of money so I can buy you a good present." Inside the card read- "He said forget it."
After all the food and clean up everyone went to their bedrooms to sleep.
The roof-
Kyo was currently staring at the cloud covering the night's moon.
Aki- "Hey, they all dropped dead."
Kyo- "Finally came up here huh? Well, the drug in the food isn't going to last forever."
Aki- (looks at the sky) "The idiot has 2 minutes to get her –beep- up here."
Kimi- "YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET UP HERE!"
Aki and Kyo – (smacks her head) "BE QUIET!"
At this time, the clouds covering the moon have cleared, and the night of the red crescent moon has begun.
End-
Kain- Not much of an ending right there… but whatever.
JJade- We managed to make an acceptable amount of lines for everyone…that's pretty good…
Coffeetable/Review Corner-
Bunnie- HI PEOPLE! I WILL BE TE ONE HOSTING THE REVIEW CORNER! ….
five minutes later
Bunnie- How do I host a review corner?
JJade
Kain- You should know by now. Respond to the reviews!
Bunnie- o dokies D
MissyME( )
OMG! your story is so funny! I love your characters, especially Kimi. She acts so stupid. HAHA! please write more, i'll be waiting for the next chapter.
Bunnie- Thank you for enjoying our chapter. Kimi is really plain stupid, and she represents me , since I do stupid stuff too.
Bunnie- Please review! )
