Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

COBRA hosts another Great Debate

It was an average day at the PIT, at least average on most accounts. As of a few hours before hand Shipwreck was admitted to Psyhe-Out's care while he recovered from the mental stress of discovering that one of the Misfits had slept with one of the Scions. Namely, Wanda slept with Perfection and they were now a couple.

However, despite this small set back it did not stop the daily operations of the JOE base. One of which was to destroy a newly located COBRA base in China. The mission was a complete success, as always. Though now some of the JOEs were beginning to have second thoughts about inviting the Scions along. Especially since DM and Perfection were starting one of their world class great debates, which sever higher ups of COBRA were watching with confusion.

"I don't get it." Major Bludd said as he looked back and forth between the two Scions, who were busy redecorating the compound with assorted foods and materials.

"AHHHH!" Tamox and Xamot screamed as they dodged a flaming crepe suzette.

"Sorry!" Perfection yelled as a pile of spinach slammed into his face. "I loves me spinach!" He said as he warped himself to a semi-Popeye look and launched a bundle of asparagus at DM.

"Ah, the hated arrow greens!" DM screamed as he held a B.A.T. up as a shield.

"So what's this about anyway?" Tamox asked Roadblock, as he and his twin finally accepted that this torture wasn't going to be over anytime soon.

"As silly as it seems," Roadblock started, "it's about their favorite animals." Just then a pie slammed into Tamox's face. "Ugh, I think we need to leave."

"MONKEYS!" Perfection shouted as he launched another barrage of asparagus.

"Panda's!" DM shouted as he sent forth a barrage of melons.

"MONKEYS!" Perfection launched a small squadron of pepper armed airplanes.

"PANDAAAASSS!" DM launched his own wave of paper planes, but they carried eggs.

"They're at it again?" Pietro asked as he zoomed in. "Man, I just don't get it." He said as a paper plane crashed into his foot and burst into flame spontaneously. He ran around screaming until Wanda came in and hexed a bucket of water over him. "Thanks, sis." Pietro grumbled, Wanda just smiled sweetly.

Wanda just stood and watched as the other Misfits came walking in. All of them instantly became hypnotized by the food fight.

"Pretty…" Todd said as a little drool flowed over.

"leet…" Arcade said as he went to arm himself with a bowl of tater tots on DM's side.

"Come on Al!" Todd said once he saw Arcade. "Perfection needs our help! You too Wanda!" Todd said as he grabbed both girl and drug them into Perfection's fort of what appeared to be BATs and foam. "Reporting for duty, sir!"

"Argh, you be late matey!" Perfection said as the ground beneath them shifted to an ocean of gravy and the forts into ships. Perfection was decked out in a Pirate outfit and their flag was a monkey's skull. "Raise the Jolly Bobo!" Perfection shouted as Todd was suddenly dressed in a first mates outfit.

"Aye, Cap'n!" Todd went to work.

"Sea mistress Althea, you be armin' tha cannons." Perfection growled then added an, "Argh."

"Aye, aye!" Althea said as she loaded a cabbage into a cannon.

Then Perfection noticed Wanda and warped Wanda's clothes to that of a pirate. She wore a red and white stripped shirt, with the usual pirate pants and a red head band. He also changed himself into a suave and debonair pirate as opposed to "Captain Redbeard". "Ye, can meet me in my cabin later…" Perfection said with a raise of his eyebrows. Wanda just rolled her eyes and went to arm a cannon with some lobsters.

"EAT LOBSTER PANDA SCUM!" She shouted as she nailed Pietro with the lobsters.

"I'M NOT EVEN IN THIS!" He shouted as he found out the lobsters were still alive. "OUCH!"

"We need more mateys!" Perfection screamed. Then noticed DM's ship with his Imperial Logo on the flag. "Argh, you not be sinking the good ship Grand Baboon, Capn' DM."

"Foul scum!" Captain DM said, "The Red Panda well send your ship and it's crew to Davy Jones' locker!" The former supporters of DM from earlier appeared on ship dressed as imperial seaman.

"Argh!" Perfection growled as his supporters appeared.

"HOW DID WE GET HERE?" Logan shouted as he noticed the X-Men and Misfits were mixed in a team once more. "Oh god not again!"

"Mate Hank, launch the Tuna Casserole." Perfection ordered on his ship.

"Aye, Capn'!" Hank said immediately getting into character. Tuna casserole then coated DM's ship.

"Flank the ship and fire the eel arrows!" DM shouted as a few of his "archers" raised their bows.

"Ow!" Tabby shouted as her eel shocked her. "I think mine's an electric eel…"

"Fire tha kabobs!" Perfection shouted as an armie of Jamie's launched a row of flaming shish kabobs. Several parts of DM's ship caught on fire.

"OUT THE FLAMES, OUT THE FLAMES!" IceMan went into action and put the fire out. "Good work Sergeant!"

"Fire the Tuna Torpedoes!" Perfection yelled.

"Torpedoes?" DM looked up with a look of confusion to see several large tuna's heading towards his ship. "Launch the shark fin soup bombs!" From the back Logan released the bowls of soup. Then both ships exploded and food was everywhere, covering most everyone. Except Wanda, whom Perfection had covered with an overlarge umbrella.

"How sweet…" Althea began, then she saw Todd trying to catch a fly and completely ignoring her. "Why couldn't you do something like that for me?" She said with a pout.

"His lack of shape shifting, teleportation and ability to distirt matter might have something to do with it." A lump of food that looked like DM said as two small windshield wipers cleared off his glasses.

"Yeah, it just might Perfection said as he snapped his fingers and cleaned most everyone off. The Cobra's were left covered in the flood of food that had occurred at the explosion. Then came a whistling sound, a very familiar sound, one that Perfection had heard before, he just couldn't place it. That was until one of Magneto's giant spheres landed smack dab on his foot. This caused his eyes to bug out in cartoon fashion as he screamed in pain.

The door to the sphere opened to reveal Magneto holding a small device. He did not look the least bit happy at the sight of the Scions. Though he did smirk as Perfection pulled his flattened foot out from under the sphere, then he saw Wanda ready to strike and used the metal in her pirate outfit to push her back.

"You are not the reason I am here." He glanced around. "Though I do loathe you ignorant through backs to evolution greatly, destroying you will have to wait."

"Shove it bucket head!" Lance shouted with a feral growl and a tremor.

When Perfection looked back at Wanda he saw her get to her feet from her father's attack. He also saw her arm was cut by a piece of glass. He was immediately at her side to stitch it up.

"I'm fine Perfection, honestly." Wanda said as she tried to move out of the Scion's grip. He just strapped her to a gurney.

"Just let me help." Perfection said as he commanded the needle to emit a healing beam that fixed her small cut with out a scar. Then the gurney was gone and Wanda was slightly confused.

"You're to complicated sometimes." She gave Perfection a playful look, then locked back on to her father.

"Wanda do not make me do anything rash." Magneto said with out even looking back. "And why are you three still around?" Magneto asked as Wraith entered, carrying a load of BATs with him.

"Oh, you mean besides, P porking your daughter?" Wraith said as he flopped the androids down.

The look on Magneto's face was priceless. It was a cross between a heart attack, anger and the level of Shipwreck's anger. It also brought one of the most powerful mutants to his knees.

"Wraith…" DM said with an aggravated tone, "I wanted to say that!"

"Guys!" Perfection shrieked. "Do you have to tell everyone?"

"Yes." The other two Scions answered in unison as Karma came walking in with Chybee, the little imp was gnawing on a BAT's head.

"Of course." Perfection said with a sigh. "Oh well, who's up for karaoke?"

"How about a request first?" A dark voice said from above.