Here are the answers for the last chapter.
Game: Sonic Advance 2
Cast
TK: Sonic
Davis: Knuckles
Cody: Tails (Again)
Yolei & Hawkmon: Cream the Rabbit & Cheese the Chao
Kari: Cream's mom
Carlos: Dr. Robotnik
Anything with "Dark" or "Darkness" in the name: Anything with "Egg" in the name. (Ex. Dark-Go-Round: Egg-Go-Round.)
Coins: Rings (Again)
Comments: I called rings "coins" to make fun of those who actually do call rings "coins." (My cousin, for example) This also goes for the Sonic Adventure 2: Battle chapter.
Bad Time Emeralds: Chaos Emeralds (Again)
Omomon: Omochao (The evil...)
Comments: I know that Omochao is in Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, but I just couldn't resist doing that joke!
And lastly, the zones were all parodies of their original names! Enjoy the next chapter!
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The Substitute
Chapter Seven
Digimon Arena
Wednesday…
Everybody was in The Hub again.
"Ugh. Sixteen times." Carlos addressed the Digi-Destined & digimon. "I got blown up sixteen times! I'm still getting the soot out of my hair!"
"Well that's what happens when you play as the fat guy in a game about a supersonic hedgehog." TK said.
"Whatever. Go! Roulette!" Carlos ordered. The roulette showed different combinations until just the crest of Courage (not the cowardly dog!) was shown. "That's new."
"What? The bad pun the author just used?" Cody asked.
"Besides that. The roulette actually picked just one person this time." Carlos replied. Davis then stepped up. "Alright. Dark Door! Open!" The door opened and sucked in the two humans and their digimon. It then shut close.
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The cheer of a crowd woke up Davis & Veemon. They looked around themselves and noticed they were in a stadium of sorts. They were on one side of a field. The field had a circle in the middle of it. On each side of the field was a rectangle. They stood up and dusted themselves off.
"It's about time you woke up!" They heard Carlos yell. He and Wormmon were on the other side of the stadium. Carlos, instead of his Emperor's uniform, was wearing a white uniform with a red R on the shirt, white pants, and black boots.
(A/N: I do believe I just gave away the whole game right there!)
"Why are you wearing that getup?" Davis asked.
"I don't know. The boss must've picked this. I like his choice of attire though." Carlos replied. "So let's play already!"
"But we don't know what we're playing!" Davis yelled.
"Yeah!" Veemon yelled as well.
"Man! You guys can be such casual gamers!" Carlos sneered. Wormmon tugged on his pants.
"Actually, I don't know what we're playing either." Carlos gave the digimon an exasperated look. He sighed.
"Alright. Since you guys obviously don't know what we're doing & therefore haven't played a real man's game, I'll explain how it goes." Carlos cleared his throat. "We're going to have a little battle." He grinned.
"A battle?" Davis repeated.
"Yeah. Our digimon will battle it out on this field. This will be a three-on-three battle with no time limit. Are you cool with that?"
"Yeah, but we only have one digimon each!" Davis protested.
"I'm aware of that." Carlos replied. "Your digimon has two digivolutions, right?"
"Yeah. Why?" Davis answered, remembering Veemon's other forms.
"Each of your digimon's digivolutions, plus its current form counts as three digimon." Carlos replied. "I, on the other hand, have Wormmon and two other digimon to use." Suddenly, in small flashes of light, two green & white balls appeared at each of the boys' waists.
"These are our digi balls. They contain our other two digimon." The subbing Emperor explained before Davis even asked. A referee then stepped into the middle of the field. He was a gabumon (not Matt's) wearing a black & white striped shirt.
"Are we agreed with the rules of the battle?" He asked.
"Yeah." Davis said, still confused.
"Let's go already!" Carlos yelled at the ref.
"Right." The ref walked back to the outside boundaries of the field and held up two flags. A red one for Davis' side and a green one—
"Hey! Where's my favorite color?.!" Carlos screamed.
Oops. I meant a purple one for Carlos' side. Their stats popped up on the stadium's titantron. Three red blocks represented Davis' digimon and three purple blocks represented Carlos' digimon. The ref raised the flags, getting ready to start the battle.
'Heh. This'll be too easy.' Carlos thought while smirking at his opponent. 'He may have beaten me in two Sonic games, but he can't possibly beat me in a digimon fight, especially since I got tons of healing items with me.' He patted the brown backpack he was wearing. 'If anything happens, I'll just use some good old Full Restore.'
"Tamers begin!" The ref yelled to start the battle.
"Go! Wormmon!" Carlos ordered. Wormmon walked into the field.
"Umm… Go, Veemon." Davis said. Veemon walked into the field as well.
"Wormmon! String Shot!" Carlos yelled. Wormmon fired a sticky string from his mouth at Wormmon. Veemon jumped to the side.
"Vee Head Butt!" Veemon yelled as he charged towards Wormmon.
"Quick! Tackle attack!" Carlos ordered. Wormmon charged towards his attacker and they both collided. They both tried to push each other back.
"Davis! A little help here!" Veemon yelled at his tamer. Davis looked on in total confusion. This went on for a few minutes.
"Heh. Wormmon! Use String Shot again!" Carlos yelled. Wormmon got ready.
'Oh man.' Veemon thought grimly.
"Veemon! Agility!" Davis ordered.
"Wha?" Carlos asked. Veemon ran before Wormmon can even use his attack. All that everybody can see is a blue blur speeding around the field.
"Carlos, what'll we do?" Wormmon asked, trying to see his opponent. Carlos didn't have a reply to that.
"Now use Double Edge!" Davis said. Veemon then bashed into Wormmon, sending him towards Carlos' side of the field.
"I thought he didn't know how to play this!" Carlos yelled over the crowd's cheers. He kneeled besides Wormmon. "Are you alright?" Wormmon was shaking.
'How did he know those attacks!.? I thought he never played this game before.' Carlos thought. 'Oh well. I'll just use some Max Potion & Wormmon will be alright.' He then reached into his backpack to find the item. Shortly after, he jerked his hand out and put his face in the bag.
"Where's the Max Potion!.? There's nothing in there!" He yelled.
(Me: What do you expect? You're not allowed to use items.)
"What are you talking about!.? This is a battle! Of course I'm allowed to use items!"
(Me: Not in the game you're playing.)
"Huh?" Carlos then looked at the chapter's title. He put two & two together & gasped. "We're playing THAT!.? But you hate that sub series!"
(Me: I know, but that doesn't mean I can't torture you by making you play it.)
"Ugh." Carlos growled. "I may not be able to use items, but victory will still be mine!" He took out his D-3. "It's time to digivolve, Wormmon!" It started flashing.
"Wormmon! Digivolve to…" Wormmon said as the usual cheap five minute special effects played. "Stingmon!" The giant bug type was now flying overhead.
"GWAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!" Carlos laughed evilly. "How will you beat me now, Davis?" He laughed again at Davis' shocked expression. "Stingmon! Use Poison Sting!" Stingmon pointed his claws at Veemon. They flashed white and needles started flying towards Veemon. They hit him countless times. When the attack ended, Veemon looked extremely pale. He doubled over in pain. Davis gasped.
"What'd you do to him!.?" He yelled at Carlos.
"I guess Stingmon's attack poisoned Veemon." Carlos responded. "Also, since we can't use items in this battle, Veemon will continue to lose energy until the battle ends." He made with the evil laugh again. One the red blocks disappeared from the titantron. Davis ran in the field and picked up Veemon. He then walked back to his end of the field and took out a digi ball.
"Go! Flamedramon!" He yelled as he tossed the ball. In a flash, the fire type digimon of Courage appeared.
"Did you say 'fire type'?" Carlos asked.
(Me: I believe so, yeah.)
"And Stingmon's a bug type… Crap!" Carlos slapped his forehead. "Use the Twin Needle attack!" Stingmon's claws glowed white again and he fired two giant needles at Flamedramon, who dodged them with no problem.
'As long as Goggle Boy doesn't know any fire type attacks, I'm safe.' Carlos thought.
"Get in there, Stingmon!"
"Right! Spiking Strike!" Stingmon yelled. A purple blade appeared in his left wrist and he charged at Flamedramon.
"Fire Rockets!" The fire type yelled as his hands flared up. Flamedramon tossed fire balls at an incredible speed at Stingmon. Stingmon couldn't dodge them in time. He got hit and dedigivolved back to Wormmon. His body was black all over.
"Wormmon is out of this match!" Gabumon yelled while holding up the red flag. One of the purple blocks disappeared from the titantron. Carlos walked up to Wormmon, picked him up, and walked back to his side of the field. He took out a digi ball.
"Go! Shellmon!" Carlos yelled as he tossed the ball. The water type digimon with the giant shell then appeared. "Hydro Pump!" He ordered almost immediately. Shellmon fired a huge blast of water at Flamedramon. It took a lot of his effort to dodge it. Carlos stomped on the ground in anger.
"He can't dodge it forever. Shellmon! Surf attack!" Shellmon conjured up a huge wave and propelled it towards Flamedramon. The digimon had no place to run and got hit. He then exploded into digi dust. Davis only had one more red block left.
"Go! Raidramon!" Davis ordered, tossing his last digi ball in the process. The black four-legged digimon appeared. "Attack!" The red haired tamer ordered.
"Blue Thunder!" Raidramon yelled as he shot an impressive lightning bolt at Shellmon. The water type exploded in digi dust.
"Crap! That thing's an electric type?.!" Carlos yelled in shock. He grabbed his last digi ball as another purple block disappeared. "This better be a good one." He proceeded to toss the ball.
"Go! Digi ball!" In a flash of light, Devimon appeared. "Alright! A dark type! Now what are you gonna do!.?" He gave a defiant smirk towards Davis' direction.
(Me: Umm… Carlos…)
"Quiet! I'm about to win this thing!"
(Me: Carlos, there's a problem.)
"Blue Thunder!" Raidramon yelled as his body gave off a bright glow.
"What is it!.?" Carlos yelled.
(Me: Devimon's also a flying type.)
"He's a WHAT!.?.!.?.!" Carlos exclaimed. Raidramon then used his attack. "Heh. I'm sure Devimon can handle it. Now why did you give me this uniform for?"
(Me: That will become apparent in about three seconds.)
Raidramon's attack then struck not just Devimon, but Carlos and Wormmon as well.
"AHHHHHHHHH!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!" They all yelled as their bodies crackled with electricity.
"Oh that's why!" Carlos yelled. Devimon then exploded. The explosion sent Carlos and Wormmon flying.
"Looks like Team Carlos is blasting off again!" They yelled. They then became a purple star in the sky.
"Whoohoo! We did it!.!.!" Davis yelled as he was jumping for joy. The crowd was cheering too. Gabumon walked up to him.
"For defeating the Digimon Emperor in a battle, we present this to you." He handed Davis a yellow coin. On it was the engraving of a digi ball.
"You got the Medallion of Battles!" That mysterious voice said. "This is proof that you defeated the great emperor in a battle. Please start the next game." Davis and Veemon then disappeared in blue light.
