Re-Release Notes: Hey, this is Reflecto, coming back for the whole of the series thus far. In order to give the people all few of them who actually read the series the most complete thing possible, some things will be eliminated mostly unimportant stuff in the whole of this. It's the best way we know how to give the optimum style of the whole series to date.
I can still hear all the things my siblings told me before...
10 years ago.
Shane"Hey, Tom? I'm doing a show for wOwfed over at Vets' gym- you want to come with? I can get you backstage..."
"wOwfed? Awesome..."
Shane"I know, Tom. You know, there's supposedly a myth that's been going around wOwfed..."
"What myth"
Shane"Well, legend around the indies here is that wOwfed is the premiere fed for the wrestling divas of the future, and has a good track record with male wrestlers to boot..."
"So? Who wants to be on a card with a bunch of icky girls trying to be the next Madusa"
Shane"Well, there's more to it. According to the rumor- when one of those 'icky girls' gets signed by a bigger federation or leaves the company for other reasons, such as retirement, word has it that if they declare their love for a co-worker that day, the two will live happily ever after and achieve a measure of success, to boot..."
"Oh, sure...like that stuff really exists..."
Shane"Want proof? Look at our sister for an example..."
"Come on...Sharon"
Shane"Yeah. She used to be one of wOw's top female stars about 7 years ago. Reason Richter took me on as a trainee in the first place, in fact. Anyway, from what she told me, back in 1987- you wouldn't remember, you were still a little young- just before her first tour of Japan, she told her tag team partner at the time how she felt about her. They're still together, and we both know she's one of the most renowned Americans in joshipuro today..."
"Still- it's just mumbo-jumbo to me...doesn't seem realistic..."
Geez, was I an idiot back then. Lord knows it seems more realistic now...or at least, I hope it is.
I suppose I should introduce myself. My name (or at least my professional name) is Tom Goddard, I'm 20 years old, and I haven't really had much good luck with women. Suffice it to say, I've been good at wrestling, bad at relationships, at the very least: Good enough to get every federation in the New England area talking- which always works. However, despite all of that, I'm finally back at home in Rhode Island, working for the local place: whacked Out wrestling.
Of course, things have changed a bit- in the time since I was a kid, wOwfed's grown considerably. Being able to get good workers from around the world and developing great homegrown talents has allowed wOwfed to grow to arguably the number two wrestling company in the region granted, number one is the WWE and we are FAR from them, but it sounds impressive-right, allowing us to have a great following around New England. Oh, and my brother and sister happen to both do work on both sides of the ring now there, but still...
Oh, yeah, that "myth"? I still don't trust it, but I've seen its factors since 1993...for one thing, my brother's new bride worked as a fairly popular valet here until an injury forced her retirement a few years back. She confessed, now they're happily married and he got enough respect from his skill in the region that he was even given a tryout with ECW back in 1999. Of course, it didn't work out, but it was still cool to have happen.
The way I figure it, if it's true, it'll be cool. If not- well, I'll get to hang out with all my old buddies again...
