Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
Aaron: Don't think Mystique would care much about who Wanda's sleeping with. However it would be fun to see how the Acolytes are caring for Magneto now…
Red Witch: Thanks for all the compliments, and I was wondering at the end of the entire story, if you could give a complete review? I know it might be asking a little to much, so I understand if you wouldn't be able to.
Magneto's Therapy
"So the boss is still shaky?" Sabertooth said as he looked in on Magneto in he Acolyte's infirmary. The powerful mutant was curled in the fetal position while rocking back and forth.
"Yes." Mastermind said as he looked over Magneto's charts. "Whatever happened must have been a very powerful combination of emotional and psychological trauma.
"Ya mean like findin' out his sweet lil' daddy's girl is banging and one'a dose morons that he told us about earlier?" Pyro said as he played with his lighter dangerously close to a bottle of ether.
Mastermind only blinked once. "Yes, that might just do it." He said as Pyro's lighter caught the ether's fume on fire with a sudden burst and scorched the pyro's eyebrows off. Pyro never even blinked.
"Did I burn me 'brows of again?" he asked as he continued to play with fire. Literally.
"Yes, Pyro. You did, now why don't you go play with Cortez for a little bit, ok?" Mastermind said with a dismissive wave, Pyro left with a disappointed sigh.
"So…" Sabertooth started. "Little Wanda's banging one of the inter-dimensional guys, huh?"
"So far that's what I've been able to gather." Mastermind said. "I'd have thought she would have gone for that blue X-Man originally."
"You mean the big hairy one?" Sabertooth said with a disgusted look.
"No, the one Lord Magneto experimented on. Nightcrawler I think his name is." Mastermind said as he shuffled his papers.
"Nah, that's to far fetched, besides the little 'porter has a girl last I checked." Sabertooth said.
"Really, I thought her parent's forbade the relationship?"
"When does that ever stop young love?" Sabertooth said wit h a far off look in his eyes, then immediately snapped to normal. "Besides, I always thought it would be humorous to see the fire brand take the girl out."
Mastermind couldn't help but break out into a fit of laughter. "Oh that's a good one. Next thing we know someone will actually suggest TOAD was a better idea for a lover."
"No, wait I got one! Cortez!" Sabertooth slapped the counter.
"Even better, the other goth girl on the X-Men!" Mastermind said with a laugh.
"Dude, that's just sick." Sabertooth shot him a look. "They're sisters you sick freak."
"Oh, yes I keep forgetting that." Mastermind blushed. "How about, oh I don't know, that human on the Misfits?"
"Naw, he's to scrawny." Sabertooth said, "That and he's still in love with a computer."
"Oh yes…" Mastermind agreed, "The boy needs help, that's for sure. Of course so does Lord Magneto's son."
"Yeah, now there's a scrawny little…" Sabertooth never got to finish as he found himself slammed into a wall courtesy of a Hex Bolt. When he looked, Perfection and Wanda weren't standing that far off.
"Tell me I can kill him for that last one." Wanda's eyes were ticking.
"Um, Wanda. We're here to drop off Chybee to cheer your dad up. Remember?" Perfection said with a look half crossed with fear, the other half crossed with the amused look of a twelve year old. Then Chybee appeared and made a beeline for Magneto. "Go have fun Chybee."
"We'll be back in an hour." Wanda said as she and Perfection vanished.
"My head…" Sabertooth groaned as soon as the room stopped spinning. Then he looked in to see Magneto barely holding back what looked like a red imp.
"SABERTOOTH! GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!" Magneto yelled, "AND GET ME SOMETHING TO KILL MY DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND WITH!"
