Inter-LOAFERS!
By Xenomorph666
Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.
DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.
Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.
Universe: Misfit-Verse
AN: As of March 20th I will be changing my pen name to my favored name "familyghost". Not a big note really, this is just to avoid confusion. I will also be changing my contact Email as well. Finally, I will be starting the fourth HOMe story after the interLOAFERs for those that are itching for their dose of the sweet lovable bug.
Why the Scions will never teach any class ever again part 1
The day after the JOEs and Scions began their planning. Unfortunately on this day most of the JOEs were called away on an important mission, even those that were supposed to be teaching the kids were gone. So Hawk and Duke did something they were almost afraid to ask; they asked the Scions to teach the Misfits. Not surprisingly the reactions were mixed.
"Ok!" Perfection beamed. It didn't take a genius to know why. "I can teach health!"
"I don't think so…" Hawk eyed the scion warily. "But thanks for the offer."
"I'll take health, or whatever half-baked name you have for it." Wraith said as he sipped his coffee. "P's good with poetry…" Then Wraith saw Perfection flip through a book of love poems. "How about phys ed…" A perverted look crossed Perfections face. "You aren't making this easy P…" Wraith grumbled.
"Relax Wraith, I will co-teach with Perfection in history." Mosious said calmly. Perfection's face just dropped to the floor.
"But I failed history in high school!" Perfection complained. "I'll teach art."
"My brother and I will handle chemistry." Maven said, Alteran nodded in support.
"Oh bite me." Ragnis said. "I wouldn't teach those brats if…" Mosious smacked Ragnis before the Scion of Life could finish.
"Well, I happen to be little more than a street thug so…" Astral tried to dodge out, but Perfection prevented it.
"Who happens to know how to cook better than an Italian chef." Perfection pointed out.
"I'll teach physical education!" Karma said with a salute as she morphed her clothes to an eighties gymnast. "It'll be fun!"
"What about him?" Duke asked pointing to DM who was already unloading a mass of metal and metal working materials from K2. "Never mind…"
"DM loves metal work. Almost as much as Quantum Physics." Wraith said with a light sigh.
"Hey…" Perfection said as an idea struck him. "You know, us imparting knowledge on people with out warping their minds is a rare thing."
"I don't like where this is going." Hawk said as he instantly realized what was happening.
"Yes?" Mosious said questioningly.
"Well let's see if the X-Men instructors want a day off and teach the X-Men too!" Perfection said with a smile.
"How about not." Duke said, "I doubt they'll be happy to see you. Any of you."
"Yeah, but who could refuse this face?" Perfection said as he made a puppy eyed face. Everyone in the room raised their hand. "Scrooges…" Perfection said in disappointment as he warped to Xavier's office.
"Hiya!" Perfection said as Xavier and the teachers of the institute turned to see him.
"Aren't you supposed to be gone?" Logan asked.
"Not happening." Perfection said. "We're facing Therten here, it's the only way." Perfection said as he took a seat in a chair he fabricated. "Of course I'm just here to see if your teachers want a day off."
"Excuse me?" Ororo asked with a look of confusion.
"Well, the other Scions and I are teaching the Misfit's classes and I thought it might be enlightening for the X-Men to learn from some of the others."
"And not yourself obviously?" Warren Worthington III cracked.
"Don't make me turn you into a chicken." Perfection shot back with a pleasant smile. "Although my last SATs did come back rather low." Perfection pulled out a piece of paper. "Oh hey! I did better than last time! Negative eight hundred!"
"Negative?" Warren said as he coughed up some coffee he was drinking. "Negative?"
"Warren, not now." Xavier said. "As it happens Perfection, we would appreciate it if you would take the younger mutants. The X-Men have been called to assist Muir Island, and we were just about to cancel their classes. However we would be taking, Scott, Jean, Rogue, Remy and Pitor with us."
"Aw… no drama…" Perfection sighed in disappointment.
"Yes, I figured you'd say that." Xavier said with a smile.
"Well, we're off then!" Perfection said as he vanished.
"Chuck…" Logan looked at Xavier with a worried look.
"Relax, Logan. I think that perhaps this time the Scion has bitten off more than he can chew. Even with his friends." Xavier smiled.
"Chuck, Jynx called me last night. ALL of the other Scions are there. Including two magic users."
Xavier's face fell into a cross of fear and tired boredom. "Of course, what else could backfire?"
"The distress call could be a trap?" Hank joked as he left. He didn't know how right he was.
"Ok kids." Perfection greeted the New Mutants and the Misfits as he walked into the JOEs mess hall. "Today it's a mixed up day as we Scion's teach you kids some of our finer traits." Perfection smiled and tacked up a list. "One class for the day in areas you're either good at or could use a miracle to improve." Everyone's gaze fell on Kitty.
"Oh please." The dejected valley girl rolled her eyes as everyone checked the list. None were surprised that Kitty was set for Home Economics.
"Cool!" Roberto said as he read it. "Metal Shop!"
"Yeah, look who the teachers are though." Bobby snickered as he pointed to DM and K2's name.
"Oh man. Look who's in it with me!" He pointed to Jesse's name.
"Oh very funny." Jesse rolled his eyes. Then he noticed something else. "Those names under Chemistry…"
"TRINITY!" Tabitha screamed as she read it. "ARE YOU NUTS!" She screamed in Perfection's face, he just blinked and nodded. "Of course…"
"Let's just get to our classes." Jamie said with a smile.
"That's easy for you to say," Roberto argued, "you're doing art with Perfection!"
"Who else has art?" Perfection asked. Pietro, Jamie, Xi, Fred, Lina and Lance all raised their hands.
"Why am I in art?" Lance asked.
"Why not?" Perfection asked as he snapped his fingers and sent everyone to their classes.
AN: Okay, we know a few of which characters are in which class. But what till you see the classes in action and the Scions redefine the term "learning curve".
