Hello Everybody. This is my second Fic. Now, just to think I actually got a good idea from a dream! Wow! Lol. Hmm.........how to summarize the story. Ah yes, Inuyasha goes to Kagome's time to go and fetch her. But since Kagome has to stay and watch over the house for a few weeks, Inuyasha decides to stay with her. While they're out for a walk, a man sees his ears, and it turns out he is a rare animal collector. He instantly wants Inuyasha as his newest possession. Inuyasha had accidentally damaged the well and they can't escape. Will Kagome and Inuyasha fix it in time before Inuyasha gets caught? Read to find out!
Disclaimer: No I do not own Inuyasha or co.
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Collecting Inuyasha
Chappy 1
By Moochy the Moocher
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Kagome groaned and woke up to the sound of her crazed family rushing around the house. She glanced at the clock with a lazy eye. 5:55 am. What were they doing up so early? She groaned again and shoved her head in the pillow, and proceeded to kick the sheets lazily off of her with her feet. Bringing her head up from her pillow she sat up and then flung her legs over the side of the bed, her bare feet making contact with her cold floor. She rubbed some sleep out of her eyes and walked towards her door.
"Souta! Hurry up with your bags! We're going to be late!" Kagome heard her mother call out from one end of the hall.
"But the bags won't close!" Souta whined, shuffling past Kagome's door while hauling a suitcase with items falling out of it. Kagome to took a step back as a bowling ball fell dangerously close to her feet.
"Has anyone seen my dragon fang?" Her grandpa yelled from downstairs.
When Kagome saw her mom start to walk by Kagome quickly grabbed her by the sleeve of her arm. "Hey, mom? What's going on?" She asked groggily, rubbing some sleep out of her eye. Her mother smiled at her and set down her bags.
"Well, we're going away for two weeks!" Her mother said happily. What? Why wouldn't her mother tell her if they were going away? "We were hoping that you could stay and take care of the house while we're gone. I mean, you do have that one last test to study for and we thought you could use some alone time to study. Oops! It's 6:00! Gotta go! See you on Monday!"
Her mother then ran off with the rest of her bags and went out the door followed by Souta and Grandpa who had located his dragon fang that he had been holding the whole time.
"And I left you some money on the counter for food and other things you might need!" Kagome heard her mom shout back.
Kagome stood in her doorway with a confused look on her face as she heard the car start up and zoom off. "Well that was weird . . . " Kagome said silently to herself. She then yawned and stretched out her arms. "Inuyasha isn't going to like this very much." Kagome sighed and decided to go and have a shower since she was already up.
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[[[[[[ 3 hours and 59 minutes later in the Past . . .]]]]]]
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Inuyasha paced back and forth in front of the well, killing any form of plant life that was once before. Where the hell was that damned girl! Inuyasha stopped and leaned against the lip of the well, looking down into the dark dirty bottom. Nope, nothing.
Inuyasha cursed and then dug into is red haori, searching for something. When he finally found what he was looking for, he pulled out the little device called a "watch" that Kagome had given him before she left. He remembered when Kagome told him that when the little hand was at the 10 and the longer hand was at the 12, she would be back. Inuyasha glared at the watch that was slowly ticking by, willing it to go faster. It now read 9:59.
Inuyasha was about to go and get her but decided he didn't feel like getting sat today. He watched the skinniest hand tick closer and closer to the 12. Tick, tick, tick, tick.
Inuyasha sat on the lip of the well for minutes, which turned into hours, which turned into days, and finally into weeks. He then looked back at the watch after the ten seconds he had been sitting down for.
Inuyasha glared at the watch. "Go faster you stupid piece of shit!" He swore at the watch. There was only 5 seconds left . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1
"10:00!!!!!" Inuyasha shouted as he looked at the watch and then jumped down the well. He felt the magical blue atmosphere all around him. He'd never liked going through the well; not one bit.
He felt so weak there. All uses of his senses were gone. He couldn't see, smell, or anything. About the only thing he could do was speak to himself. When going down the well it feels like everything freezes and it's impossible to move. All you can do is render useless to its powerful magic and float until you arrive at the other side.
When he finally hit the bottom he looked up to see the dark roof of the well house. He leapt out of the well and stomped angrily to Kagome's house.
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Kagome sat in the silent kitchen sipping the hot coffee and reading the newspaper. She normally hated reading it but the front page caught her attention. 'Mr. Toshiro, The rare animal collector finally in town.' It was saying how he had almost every rare and beautiful animal in the world. He had exotic animals, endangered species, rare animals and even some that people had thought died out a long time ago.
He was a powerful man who always got what he wanted. He had been the leader of his business for 20 years now and with all of that money and power he had over everything, who could blame the guy for being so full of himself.
As Kagome was reading she heard a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" Kagome wondered and pushed herself off of her chair. Still sipping her coffee, she padded to the front door and opened it. She was greeted by the smiling face of Inuyasha. Now that wasn't right . . .
"Hello Kagome!" He greeted merrily. His face went from smiling to irritated the next. He grabbed Kagome by the wrist not too hard but firm enough to keep her from getting away, and started dragging her towards the well. "We're leaving, Kagome. Now."
"But Inuyasha I have to-"
"Come to well, and finish our search for jewel shards ok?" Inuyasha finished for her.
"But"
"No"
"I have to-"
"I said we're leaving!"
"SIT!"
Inuyasha plummeted to the ground, getting a nice mouthful of dirt. If he had stepped any farther then he would've hit the well, most likely shattering it to little pieces. He muttered some curses and finally got up. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR BITCH!!??!!" Kagome glared at him with her stormy blue eyes, making Inuyasha back up a little, but still kept a stern frown set on his face.
"I tried to tell you but you kept cutting me off!" Kagome said angrily. Kagome then took in a deep breath and counted to ten and then proceeded to tell Inuyasha what was going on. "Inuyasha, I can't go back to the past with you this weekend." Inuyasha was about to say something but Kagome held up a hand which silenced him quickly.
"My family is gone for the weekend and they need me to take care of the shrine. I'm also staying because I have one more test to study for so I was thinking of staying anyways." Kagome told him. He frowned and his ears drooped sadly a little but he straightened them back up.
"But you promised you would come back today." He pouted. It reminded Kagome of a little boy. She was about to let out a giggle but remembered she was in the middle of an argument with Inuyasha. "Yes but I didn't know I had another test or that my family was making an unexpected trip." Kagome told him.
Inuyasha grumbled for a minute and then finally decided on something. "Fine, then I'm staying with you......"
"Really?" Kagome's eyes lit up and her voice was full of surprise. She was expecting him to keep arguing until she was forced to 'sit' him to oblivion but not this!
"Yea, but only because I wouldn't want a stupid wench like you getting kidnapped or nothing." Kagome smiled at him and ignored his little comment. After the two years they had been travelling together she learned that any form of concern was always backed up with an insult.
"Thank you Inuyasha." They then headed back to Kagome's shrine. "Here, I can lend you some of my dad's old clothes we've kept over the years. I think they'll fit."
"Why would I need clothes?" Inuyasha asked as they neared the front door again.
"Well you are going to be staying or a while so you're going to need something to wear. No offense Inuyasha but lots of people would make fun of you for wearing out-of-date clothes."
Inuyasha let out a small 'keh' as they entered the shrine.
Once inside, Kagome went to go and find the box that had kept all of her dad's old clothes that her mother never seemed to have thrown away. While Kagome was searching upstairs, Inuyasha decided to sit on the couch in her living room. He looked around at all of interesting little things the future had.
Out of all the little things that there was to look at, the black and white newspaper that was sitting on the counter seemed most interesting.
"Rare animal collector?" Inuyasha quirked and eyebrow at the section that was talking about Mr. Toshiro. His eyes trailed down the page at some of the animals were listed. "Hey I remember those things! They were gooood." Inuyasha licked his lips at one of the animals that everyone thought was to be extinct. "Too bad I ate them all . . ."
A few minutes later Kagome came back with a loose, red button-up t-shirt and some black slacks. She also found a pair of shoes for him to wear. She handed them to him and said he could go and get changed in her room if he wanted. He looked at the weird clothes, shrugged, and headed off to Kagome's room.
Kagome decided to get some ramen ready for Inuyasha while he was up getting changed. She had just finished putting it in the microwave when she heard a door swing open and loud shut. She flinched as the heard the doors wood split and separate from the hinges.
All of a sudden a very pissed off looking hanyou came stomping down that stairs. "Inuyasha are you alr-" Kagome stopped in mid-sentence as the red shirt she had given him was flung into her face.
"Those stupid fucking little round things are pissing me off and that stupid shirt won't do up!" The shirtless Inuyasha said angrily while sitting on the floor with his legs crossed and his arms folded over his chest.
"Um, you mean the buttons?" Kagome asked, blushing slightly at the sight of his naked chest.
"Keh!" Inuyasha retorted.
"H-here let me help you." Kagome said shakily, walking up to him with the shirt still in her hands. Inuyasha looked at her out of the corner of his eyes. When he saw her flushed face he smirked a little but quickly covered it back up with a frown.
"Ok, stand up now." Kagome said.
"No." Inuyasha smirked arrogantly at her.
Kagome quickly forgot her embarrassment and looked at him angrily, placing her hands on her hips. "Yes, you will! You can't go around all day without a shirt on."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't! Now put on the shirt!"
"Make me!"
"Fine!"
Kagome then walked forward even closer to Inuyasha, holding the shirt out so that it was ready to be put on. Inuyasha looked at her out of the corner of his eye. When he saw her advancing towards him he snapped his whole head in her direction.
"W-what are you doing bitch?" He asked worriedly.
"I'm putting on your shirt because you can't seem to do it by yourself. And don't call me bitch!" Kagome said while jumping towards him, sliding his arms through the arm holes from behind him. He pulled away abruptly from her.
"Don't touch me!" He snapped.
'Well at least I managed to get most of the shirt on.' Kagome thought as she took note of the unbuttoned shirt that was now on Inuyasha.
"Look, now all I have to do is button it up." Kagome said calmly reaching for one of the buttons. He sidestepped out of her way. She glared at him, and then took another dive. He evaded that one too.
She let out a frustrated sigh and Inuyasha let out a smirk of triumph. Two seconds later Kagome had thrown herself onto Inuyasha. Inuyasha didn't see it coming so he was thrown onto the floor with Kagome on top of him.
"Hey!" Inuyasha protested glaring at her and then flipping them around so that he was on top. Kagome took the chance to do up one of the bottom buttons on his shirt. Then she threw him around so that she was on top, but then he did the same, and then she did, and he did. Soon they were laughing and rolling around on the ground, each trying to dominate the other.
Finally Inuyasha got himself on top of Kagome and straddled her. "Bitches aren't supposed to dominate the males, Kagome." Inuyasha smirked as she gasped while the lovely shade of red pooled in her cheeks.
She quickly regained stance and reached up to do up another button but he grabbed her wrist. She reached up with the other hand but he grabbed that one too, now bringing both hands to rise above her head.
"Think you can out smart me, eh, bitch?" Inuyasha grinned evilly. Kagome glared at him and stuck out her tongue. Inuyasha now had both of her hands above her head, secured by one of his, and the other clawed hand started grazing across her stomach.
Kagome tried to stifle a giggle. "Oh so the wench is ticklish, eh?" Inuyasha's grin grew eviller.
"Don't call me w- AHAHAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha stopped her in mid sentence by continuing to run his fingers lightly over her smooth exposed stomach.
Kagome started to laugh even harder when he ran his claws at her side. He tickled her harshly but made sure he didn't damage her with his razor sharp claws.
Kagome tried to escape but found that she couldn't while being kept in his strong grip. Kagome laughed harder and harder until there were tears in her eyes.
"Inuyasha ::laugh:: stop it! ::giggle:: ::gasp:: That tickles!" Kagome erupted into another fit of laughter. Inuyasha just grinned evilly.
"This is my payback for you sitting me all the time! It's not fun, but this is." Inuyasha then started tickling her in the worst spot in the world for poor Kagome; right under her legs.
"NO!" Kagome screamed as she saw his hands start grazing right under her legs. She then started laughing, if possible, even harder. They were then interrupted by the ringing of the door bell.
"Ok Inuyasha ::pant:: it's time to get off." Kagome said, slightly tired out from the tickle torture she received. After Inuyasha slid off of her, Kagome stood up and dusted her skirt off.
Kagome walked up to the door, not noticing that her hair was all messy. She grasped the knob and turned it. Inuyasha started walking up to Kagome to see what that noise was.
Kagome opened the door to find Hojo standing there. "Hey Kagome I was wondering if- woah!" Hojo looked with wide eyes at Kagome who was panting lightly and her hair messed up, and then back at the silver haired boy, hair as equally messy and his shirt partly undone.
"I-I'm s-sorry! I didn't m-mean to interrupt any-anything" Hojo stuttered.
"Oh no! That's ok!" Kagome waved him off, "Inuyasha here just found it really hard to do it all by himself. So I tried to do it with him but he's just so stubborn."
"No I'm not!" Inuyasha huffed and folded his arms across his chest. "Maybe I don't like doing it that much! I'd have much more fun doing it all by myself!"
"Hey, I'm not that bad am I??" Kagome asked slightly hurt.
"Keh! Like hell you're not!"
Hojo was now totally and utterly shocked. While the couple continued bickering, Hojo ran off as fast as his legs could carry him.
"Where do you think he ran off to so fast?" Kagome questioned, aware of the dust cloud that was trailing behind the idiotic teen. Inuyasha just shrugged.
They walked back in the house and shut the door behind them. "So are you gunna let me finish buttoning up your shirt? Or make me say the 's' word until you agree?" Kagome asked.
"I think the shirt's a great idea." Inuyasha quickly enthused. Kagome just nodded and walked up to him. She then started doing up his buttons while a faint blush crept across her cheeks. Oh how it was so much easier to do when she was mad.
"There!" Kagome took a step back to admire her work, well, more like Inuyasha.
"It's too tight!" Inuyasha said, fidgeting with his collar. Kagome was about to help him but before she could he took one of his claws and detached the red button from the shirt. Inuyasha let out another arrogant smirk while Kagome glared at him and then picked up the two buttons from the ground.
Kagome had to admit, he did look extremely sexy with his slacks and red shirt with the first two buttons now long gone. Actually the formal/sexy look did him quite well.
Inuyasha sniffed the air. Kagome looked at him funny while he sniffed again. Then he started walking in a zombiotic state towards the kitchen while still sniffing the air. He stopped in front of the microwave and took in a deep breath.
Kagome walked in curiously behind him, seeing what he was up to. When she looked over his shoulder he was whimpering and slightly clawing at the microwave.
"Oh!" Kagome immediately went and opened the microwave, "I made you some ramen!" She held out the now done ramen with some chopstick now protruding through the top.
Inuyasha greedily took his gift and ate it in about three seconds. But of course, he didn't forget to splash some of the broth onto poor Kagome's face. She muttered thanks sarcastically and grabbed a washcloth to wipe of the substance that clung to her face.
"So uh, what now?" Inuyasha asked, looking around the house for ideas. Kagome tapped a finger on her chin in a thoughtful expression. Her eyes lit up when an idea came to her.
"I know! I can take you around town and show you a bunch of fun stuff." Kagome squealed. "And then we'll go SHOPPING!"
"Show-pah-ping?" Inuyasha echoed and raised an eyebrow in a thoughtful expression.
Kagome then ran off to the kitchen were her mom said she left some money. There was a note right under a credit card that her mom had left her. It read:
Dear Kagome,
I have left a fair bit of money for you while we're gone. We will be back in about two weeks. And I know that you friend with the cute ears will be staying with you so I left a bit of money for you to buy him some new clothes. And I don't want you two doing any funny business while I'm gone. Although grandchildren would be nice............Never mind. But make sure you buy lots of food and don't buy too much stuff with sugar in it, you know how you can get. But make sure, while we're gone that you keep the grounds in nice shape and I don't want to hear that you've been gone in the feudal time. I need you to stay right here. But have fun while we're gone!
Love,
Mom
P.S: No going out and partying either! Bye!
P.P.S: Forget what I said about the not funny business. I'd love some grand children!
Kagome read the note over. 'Funny buisness??' Kagome looked over at Inuyasha who was on the floor, nose to nose with her cat, Buyo. They seemed to be having a staring contest. Kagome shook her head while grabbing the credit card and shoved it in her purse.
"Ok lets go!" Kagome smiled as she walked over to Inuyasha who just stayed as he was.
"Inuyasha it's time to go now!" He still didn't move.
"Inuyasha!" Nothing.
"Sit!" Inuyasha then smacked really hard into the floor.
"Ow! Bitch, what was that for!" Inuyasha glared up at her, waiting for the spell to ware off.
"You weren't listening to me!" Kagome huffed and placed a hand on her hip.
"I was having a staring contest!"
"With my cat?" Kagome said blankly.
"Yes! Now I owe him a fish!"
"Right . . ."
"I was just about to win too!"
"Do you need help?"
"Your cats the one that challenged me!"
"My cat can't speak human . . ."
"Well I'm not human, am I?"
"You can talk to animals?????"
"Yea. All demons can."
"Oh my gosh! You're like that Dr. Doolittle guy or whatever his name is!"
"Eh? Who the hell is that?"
"Oh, never mind. Let's just go."
The cat meowed and Inuyasha just glared at it and then ran a finger across his throat in a very intimidating way. The cat immediately shut up and scampered away.
"Did you just threaten my cat?" Kagome asked in disbelief.
"Keh! He started it!"
"What did he say?" Kagome asked him. Inuyasha just grumbled a response.
"What?"
Inuyasha mumbled a little bit louder this time.
"Speak up!"
"::grumble:: ::mutter::"
"What? Can you not speak?" Kagome yelled into his ear.
"Your stupid cat said that we really should be mates, ok?!" Inuyasha yelled angrily. Kagome looked at him confusedly.
"Mates? What's that?" Kagome questioned.
A deep red blush took over Inuyasha's face. "Never mind! Lets just go." He then grabbed Kagome's wrist and dragged he out the door.
Kagome struggled to keep up with his fast pace while he stomped outside.
"Wait Inuyasha! What do you mean? What are you doing? You don't even know where we're going. INUYASHAAAAAAAAA!!"
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Ok so there you have it! You like, love, hate? Tell me in a review peoples! Please! But trust me, in the next chapter things will start picking up a bit. And with this story I've got the whole thing planned out. This one actually has a plot! Yea.............But, anywho! IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!! ::cheers:: It's on the 21st of February! And by that time (hopefully) I will have about two more chapters up. Yes, everything will be great. I WILL post a chapter on the day of my birthday as a celebration gift from me to you for me turning 14!!!!!!::does happy dance::
Disclaimer: No I do not own Inuyasha or co.
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Collecting Inuyasha
Chappy 1
By Moochy the Moocher
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Kagome groaned and woke up to the sound of her crazed family rushing around the house. She glanced at the clock with a lazy eye. 5:55 am. What were they doing up so early? She groaned again and shoved her head in the pillow, and proceeded to kick the sheets lazily off of her with her feet. Bringing her head up from her pillow she sat up and then flung her legs over the side of the bed, her bare feet making contact with her cold floor. She rubbed some sleep out of her eyes and walked towards her door.
"Souta! Hurry up with your bags! We're going to be late!" Kagome heard her mother call out from one end of the hall.
"But the bags won't close!" Souta whined, shuffling past Kagome's door while hauling a suitcase with items falling out of it. Kagome to took a step back as a bowling ball fell dangerously close to her feet.
"Has anyone seen my dragon fang?" Her grandpa yelled from downstairs.
When Kagome saw her mom start to walk by Kagome quickly grabbed her by the sleeve of her arm. "Hey, mom? What's going on?" She asked groggily, rubbing some sleep out of her eye. Her mother smiled at her and set down her bags.
"Well, we're going away for two weeks!" Her mother said happily. What? Why wouldn't her mother tell her if they were going away? "We were hoping that you could stay and take care of the house while we're gone. I mean, you do have that one last test to study for and we thought you could use some alone time to study. Oops! It's 6:00! Gotta go! See you on Monday!"
Her mother then ran off with the rest of her bags and went out the door followed by Souta and Grandpa who had located his dragon fang that he had been holding the whole time.
"And I left you some money on the counter for food and other things you might need!" Kagome heard her mom shout back.
Kagome stood in her doorway with a confused look on her face as she heard the car start up and zoom off. "Well that was weird . . . " Kagome said silently to herself. She then yawned and stretched out her arms. "Inuyasha isn't going to like this very much." Kagome sighed and decided to go and have a shower since she was already up.
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[[[[[[ 3 hours and 59 minutes later in the Past . . .]]]]]]
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Inuyasha paced back and forth in front of the well, killing any form of plant life that was once before. Where the hell was that damned girl! Inuyasha stopped and leaned against the lip of the well, looking down into the dark dirty bottom. Nope, nothing.
Inuyasha cursed and then dug into is red haori, searching for something. When he finally found what he was looking for, he pulled out the little device called a "watch" that Kagome had given him before she left. He remembered when Kagome told him that when the little hand was at the 10 and the longer hand was at the 12, she would be back. Inuyasha glared at the watch that was slowly ticking by, willing it to go faster. It now read 9:59.
Inuyasha was about to go and get her but decided he didn't feel like getting sat today. He watched the skinniest hand tick closer and closer to the 12. Tick, tick, tick, tick.
Inuyasha sat on the lip of the well for minutes, which turned into hours, which turned into days, and finally into weeks. He then looked back at the watch after the ten seconds he had been sitting down for.
Inuyasha glared at the watch. "Go faster you stupid piece of shit!" He swore at the watch. There was only 5 seconds left . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1
"10:00!!!!!" Inuyasha shouted as he looked at the watch and then jumped down the well. He felt the magical blue atmosphere all around him. He'd never liked going through the well; not one bit.
He felt so weak there. All uses of his senses were gone. He couldn't see, smell, or anything. About the only thing he could do was speak to himself. When going down the well it feels like everything freezes and it's impossible to move. All you can do is render useless to its powerful magic and float until you arrive at the other side.
When he finally hit the bottom he looked up to see the dark roof of the well house. He leapt out of the well and stomped angrily to Kagome's house.
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Kagome sat in the silent kitchen sipping the hot coffee and reading the newspaper. She normally hated reading it but the front page caught her attention. 'Mr. Toshiro, The rare animal collector finally in town.' It was saying how he had almost every rare and beautiful animal in the world. He had exotic animals, endangered species, rare animals and even some that people had thought died out a long time ago.
He was a powerful man who always got what he wanted. He had been the leader of his business for 20 years now and with all of that money and power he had over everything, who could blame the guy for being so full of himself.
As Kagome was reading she heard a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" Kagome wondered and pushed herself off of her chair. Still sipping her coffee, she padded to the front door and opened it. She was greeted by the smiling face of Inuyasha. Now that wasn't right . . .
"Hello Kagome!" He greeted merrily. His face went from smiling to irritated the next. He grabbed Kagome by the wrist not too hard but firm enough to keep her from getting away, and started dragging her towards the well. "We're leaving, Kagome. Now."
"But Inuyasha I have to-"
"Come to well, and finish our search for jewel shards ok?" Inuyasha finished for her.
"But"
"No"
"I have to-"
"I said we're leaving!"
"SIT!"
Inuyasha plummeted to the ground, getting a nice mouthful of dirt. If he had stepped any farther then he would've hit the well, most likely shattering it to little pieces. He muttered some curses and finally got up. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR BITCH!!??!!" Kagome glared at him with her stormy blue eyes, making Inuyasha back up a little, but still kept a stern frown set on his face.
"I tried to tell you but you kept cutting me off!" Kagome said angrily. Kagome then took in a deep breath and counted to ten and then proceeded to tell Inuyasha what was going on. "Inuyasha, I can't go back to the past with you this weekend." Inuyasha was about to say something but Kagome held up a hand which silenced him quickly.
"My family is gone for the weekend and they need me to take care of the shrine. I'm also staying because I have one more test to study for so I was thinking of staying anyways." Kagome told him. He frowned and his ears drooped sadly a little but he straightened them back up.
"But you promised you would come back today." He pouted. It reminded Kagome of a little boy. She was about to let out a giggle but remembered she was in the middle of an argument with Inuyasha. "Yes but I didn't know I had another test or that my family was making an unexpected trip." Kagome told him.
Inuyasha grumbled for a minute and then finally decided on something. "Fine, then I'm staying with you......"
"Really?" Kagome's eyes lit up and her voice was full of surprise. She was expecting him to keep arguing until she was forced to 'sit' him to oblivion but not this!
"Yea, but only because I wouldn't want a stupid wench like you getting kidnapped or nothing." Kagome smiled at him and ignored his little comment. After the two years they had been travelling together she learned that any form of concern was always backed up with an insult.
"Thank you Inuyasha." They then headed back to Kagome's shrine. "Here, I can lend you some of my dad's old clothes we've kept over the years. I think they'll fit."
"Why would I need clothes?" Inuyasha asked as they neared the front door again.
"Well you are going to be staying or a while so you're going to need something to wear. No offense Inuyasha but lots of people would make fun of you for wearing out-of-date clothes."
Inuyasha let out a small 'keh' as they entered the shrine.
Once inside, Kagome went to go and find the box that had kept all of her dad's old clothes that her mother never seemed to have thrown away. While Kagome was searching upstairs, Inuyasha decided to sit on the couch in her living room. He looked around at all of interesting little things the future had.
Out of all the little things that there was to look at, the black and white newspaper that was sitting on the counter seemed most interesting.
"Rare animal collector?" Inuyasha quirked and eyebrow at the section that was talking about Mr. Toshiro. His eyes trailed down the page at some of the animals were listed. "Hey I remember those things! They were gooood." Inuyasha licked his lips at one of the animals that everyone thought was to be extinct. "Too bad I ate them all . . ."
A few minutes later Kagome came back with a loose, red button-up t-shirt and some black slacks. She also found a pair of shoes for him to wear. She handed them to him and said he could go and get changed in her room if he wanted. He looked at the weird clothes, shrugged, and headed off to Kagome's room.
Kagome decided to get some ramen ready for Inuyasha while he was up getting changed. She had just finished putting it in the microwave when she heard a door swing open and loud shut. She flinched as the heard the doors wood split and separate from the hinges.
All of a sudden a very pissed off looking hanyou came stomping down that stairs. "Inuyasha are you alr-" Kagome stopped in mid-sentence as the red shirt she had given him was flung into her face.
"Those stupid fucking little round things are pissing me off and that stupid shirt won't do up!" The shirtless Inuyasha said angrily while sitting on the floor with his legs crossed and his arms folded over his chest.
"Um, you mean the buttons?" Kagome asked, blushing slightly at the sight of his naked chest.
"Keh!" Inuyasha retorted.
"H-here let me help you." Kagome said shakily, walking up to him with the shirt still in her hands. Inuyasha looked at her out of the corner of his eyes. When he saw her flushed face he smirked a little but quickly covered it back up with a frown.
"Ok, stand up now." Kagome said.
"No." Inuyasha smirked arrogantly at her.
Kagome quickly forgot her embarrassment and looked at him angrily, placing her hands on her hips. "Yes, you will! You can't go around all day without a shirt on."
"Yes I can."
"No you can't! Now put on the shirt!"
"Make me!"
"Fine!"
Kagome then walked forward even closer to Inuyasha, holding the shirt out so that it was ready to be put on. Inuyasha looked at her out of the corner of his eye. When he saw her advancing towards him he snapped his whole head in her direction.
"W-what are you doing bitch?" He asked worriedly.
"I'm putting on your shirt because you can't seem to do it by yourself. And don't call me bitch!" Kagome said while jumping towards him, sliding his arms through the arm holes from behind him. He pulled away abruptly from her.
"Don't touch me!" He snapped.
'Well at least I managed to get most of the shirt on.' Kagome thought as she took note of the unbuttoned shirt that was now on Inuyasha.
"Look, now all I have to do is button it up." Kagome said calmly reaching for one of the buttons. He sidestepped out of her way. She glared at him, and then took another dive. He evaded that one too.
She let out a frustrated sigh and Inuyasha let out a smirk of triumph. Two seconds later Kagome had thrown herself onto Inuyasha. Inuyasha didn't see it coming so he was thrown onto the floor with Kagome on top of him.
"Hey!" Inuyasha protested glaring at her and then flipping them around so that he was on top. Kagome took the chance to do up one of the bottom buttons on his shirt. Then she threw him around so that she was on top, but then he did the same, and then she did, and he did. Soon they were laughing and rolling around on the ground, each trying to dominate the other.
Finally Inuyasha got himself on top of Kagome and straddled her. "Bitches aren't supposed to dominate the males, Kagome." Inuyasha smirked as she gasped while the lovely shade of red pooled in her cheeks.
She quickly regained stance and reached up to do up another button but he grabbed her wrist. She reached up with the other hand but he grabbed that one too, now bringing both hands to rise above her head.
"Think you can out smart me, eh, bitch?" Inuyasha grinned evilly. Kagome glared at him and stuck out her tongue. Inuyasha now had both of her hands above her head, secured by one of his, and the other clawed hand started grazing across her stomach.
Kagome tried to stifle a giggle. "Oh so the wench is ticklish, eh?" Inuyasha's grin grew eviller.
"Don't call me w- AHAHAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha stopped her in mid sentence by continuing to run his fingers lightly over her smooth exposed stomach.
Kagome started to laugh even harder when he ran his claws at her side. He tickled her harshly but made sure he didn't damage her with his razor sharp claws.
Kagome tried to escape but found that she couldn't while being kept in his strong grip. Kagome laughed harder and harder until there were tears in her eyes.
"Inuyasha ::laugh:: stop it! ::giggle:: ::gasp:: That tickles!" Kagome erupted into another fit of laughter. Inuyasha just grinned evilly.
"This is my payback for you sitting me all the time! It's not fun, but this is." Inuyasha then started tickling her in the worst spot in the world for poor Kagome; right under her legs.
"NO!" Kagome screamed as she saw his hands start grazing right under her legs. She then started laughing, if possible, even harder. They were then interrupted by the ringing of the door bell.
"Ok Inuyasha ::pant:: it's time to get off." Kagome said, slightly tired out from the tickle torture she received. After Inuyasha slid off of her, Kagome stood up and dusted her skirt off.
Kagome walked up to the door, not noticing that her hair was all messy. She grasped the knob and turned it. Inuyasha started walking up to Kagome to see what that noise was.
Kagome opened the door to find Hojo standing there. "Hey Kagome I was wondering if- woah!" Hojo looked with wide eyes at Kagome who was panting lightly and her hair messed up, and then back at the silver haired boy, hair as equally messy and his shirt partly undone.
"I-I'm s-sorry! I didn't m-mean to interrupt any-anything" Hojo stuttered.
"Oh no! That's ok!" Kagome waved him off, "Inuyasha here just found it really hard to do it all by himself. So I tried to do it with him but he's just so stubborn."
"No I'm not!" Inuyasha huffed and folded his arms across his chest. "Maybe I don't like doing it that much! I'd have much more fun doing it all by myself!"
"Hey, I'm not that bad am I??" Kagome asked slightly hurt.
"Keh! Like hell you're not!"
Hojo was now totally and utterly shocked. While the couple continued bickering, Hojo ran off as fast as his legs could carry him.
"Where do you think he ran off to so fast?" Kagome questioned, aware of the dust cloud that was trailing behind the idiotic teen. Inuyasha just shrugged.
They walked back in the house and shut the door behind them. "So are you gunna let me finish buttoning up your shirt? Or make me say the 's' word until you agree?" Kagome asked.
"I think the shirt's a great idea." Inuyasha quickly enthused. Kagome just nodded and walked up to him. She then started doing up his buttons while a faint blush crept across her cheeks. Oh how it was so much easier to do when she was mad.
"There!" Kagome took a step back to admire her work, well, more like Inuyasha.
"It's too tight!" Inuyasha said, fidgeting with his collar. Kagome was about to help him but before she could he took one of his claws and detached the red button from the shirt. Inuyasha let out another arrogant smirk while Kagome glared at him and then picked up the two buttons from the ground.
Kagome had to admit, he did look extremely sexy with his slacks and red shirt with the first two buttons now long gone. Actually the formal/sexy look did him quite well.
Inuyasha sniffed the air. Kagome looked at him funny while he sniffed again. Then he started walking in a zombiotic state towards the kitchen while still sniffing the air. He stopped in front of the microwave and took in a deep breath.
Kagome walked in curiously behind him, seeing what he was up to. When she looked over his shoulder he was whimpering and slightly clawing at the microwave.
"Oh!" Kagome immediately went and opened the microwave, "I made you some ramen!" She held out the now done ramen with some chopstick now protruding through the top.
Inuyasha greedily took his gift and ate it in about three seconds. But of course, he didn't forget to splash some of the broth onto poor Kagome's face. She muttered thanks sarcastically and grabbed a washcloth to wipe of the substance that clung to her face.
"So uh, what now?" Inuyasha asked, looking around the house for ideas. Kagome tapped a finger on her chin in a thoughtful expression. Her eyes lit up when an idea came to her.
"I know! I can take you around town and show you a bunch of fun stuff." Kagome squealed. "And then we'll go SHOPPING!"
"Show-pah-ping?" Inuyasha echoed and raised an eyebrow in a thoughtful expression.
Kagome then ran off to the kitchen were her mom said she left some money. There was a note right under a credit card that her mom had left her. It read:
Dear Kagome,
I have left a fair bit of money for you while we're gone. We will be back in about two weeks. And I know that you friend with the cute ears will be staying with you so I left a bit of money for you to buy him some new clothes. And I don't want you two doing any funny business while I'm gone. Although grandchildren would be nice............Never mind. But make sure you buy lots of food and don't buy too much stuff with sugar in it, you know how you can get. But make sure, while we're gone that you keep the grounds in nice shape and I don't want to hear that you've been gone in the feudal time. I need you to stay right here. But have fun while we're gone!
Love,
Mom
P.S: No going out and partying either! Bye!
P.P.S: Forget what I said about the not funny business. I'd love some grand children!
Kagome read the note over. 'Funny buisness??' Kagome looked over at Inuyasha who was on the floor, nose to nose with her cat, Buyo. They seemed to be having a staring contest. Kagome shook her head while grabbing the credit card and shoved it in her purse.
"Ok lets go!" Kagome smiled as she walked over to Inuyasha who just stayed as he was.
"Inuyasha it's time to go now!" He still didn't move.
"Inuyasha!" Nothing.
"Sit!" Inuyasha then smacked really hard into the floor.
"Ow! Bitch, what was that for!" Inuyasha glared up at her, waiting for the spell to ware off.
"You weren't listening to me!" Kagome huffed and placed a hand on her hip.
"I was having a staring contest!"
"With my cat?" Kagome said blankly.
"Yes! Now I owe him a fish!"
"Right . . ."
"I was just about to win too!"
"Do you need help?"
"Your cats the one that challenged me!"
"My cat can't speak human . . ."
"Well I'm not human, am I?"
"You can talk to animals?????"
"Yea. All demons can."
"Oh my gosh! You're like that Dr. Doolittle guy or whatever his name is!"
"Eh? Who the hell is that?"
"Oh, never mind. Let's just go."
The cat meowed and Inuyasha just glared at it and then ran a finger across his throat in a very intimidating way. The cat immediately shut up and scampered away.
"Did you just threaten my cat?" Kagome asked in disbelief.
"Keh! He started it!"
"What did he say?" Kagome asked him. Inuyasha just grumbled a response.
"What?"
Inuyasha mumbled a little bit louder this time.
"Speak up!"
"::grumble:: ::mutter::"
"What? Can you not speak?" Kagome yelled into his ear.
"Your stupid cat said that we really should be mates, ok?!" Inuyasha yelled angrily. Kagome looked at him confusedly.
"Mates? What's that?" Kagome questioned.
A deep red blush took over Inuyasha's face. "Never mind! Lets just go." He then grabbed Kagome's wrist and dragged he out the door.
Kagome struggled to keep up with his fast pace while he stomped outside.
"Wait Inuyasha! What do you mean? What are you doing? You don't even know where we're going. INUYASHAAAAAAAAA!!"
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Ok so there you have it! You like, love, hate? Tell me in a review peoples! Please! But trust me, in the next chapter things will start picking up a bit. And with this story I've got the whole thing planned out. This one actually has a plot! Yea.............But, anywho! IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!! ::cheers:: It's on the 21st of February! And by that time (hopefully) I will have about two more chapters up. Yes, everything will be great. I WILL post a chapter on the day of my birthday as a celebration gift from me to you for me turning 14!!!!!!::does happy dance::
