YO PPLS!! Mwahahahahahaha!! I haven't updated for a month!! I'm gunna die now........aren't I?
::readers begin to collect anything, big, sharp, and heavy::
Can't we just settle this over some milk and cookies?
::Gets object thrown at head::
Come on now, is there really any need to resort to violence?
::Gets two more objects thrown at head::
Damn you people . . .
Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha then I would make it so any shirt that touched his body would magically disappear! Mwahahahaha!! Shirts would be banned from his existence! But until then I'll keep up with my fanart . . .
Warning: If you do not like swear words then I suggest you don't read the last little bit of this chapter because of a certain someone getting a little pished off. ::jabs finger to Inuyasha::
::Inuyasha looks around innocently:: What?!?????
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Collecting Inuyasha
Chapter 2
By Moochy the Moocher
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After Kagome had finally gotten Inuyasha to let go of her, and finally convince him about 10 times that cars and buses were NOT demons of any kinds, no matter how loud and stinky they were, they took a walk downtown.
"Are you sure those things aren't demons, that one looked at me funny!" Inuyasha glared daggers at a little red sports car driving by.
"Yes Inuyasha." Kagome let out an exasperated sigh.
"It smells," Inuyasha complained for the 5 millionth time this hour.
"Yes Inuyasha."
"And it stinks."
"I know Inuyasha."
"And it-"
"I'm sorry Inuyasha but there's nothing I can do about it!" Kagome said getting really irritated now and dragged Inuyasha further along the sidewalk, weaving in and out of the horde of people who were walking along.
As they were walking, Kagome started to feel immensely sorry for anyone who dared to even glance at Inuyasha. One time an old lady went to smile at Inuyasha for looking like such a cute couple with Kagome, but then he barked and tried to snap at her.
The lady looked appalled and started to walk the other way while Inuyasha smirked triumphantly.
It was about at this point where Kagome had grabbed him by the wrist and drug him along behind her. She felt like she was pulling along her little brother Souta when he was a little kid. Always slowing down once in a while to look at the sights around him in awe.
Kagome had to admit, it was pretty cute watching him. Especially when he practically threw himself up against up on the side of a window because of a bunch of ramen they were selling inside.
When he turned around he gave her the most pleading puppy dog face imaginable. Kagome sighed and took him in. After about 5 bowls they finally set out again. And then the whole procedure of the looking and the barking and the snapping started all over again. Even Shippo behaved better than Inuyasha at times.
At one point a group of girls all stopped and stared at Inuyasha as they walked by. Their tongues were practically hanging out of their mouths. One of them fainted, another one started trying to flutter her eyes at Inuyasha, while another glared at Kagome for being so lucky.
"Why are they staring at me like that?" Inuyasha asked nervously, starting to back away behind Kagome. "They look like they've got something in their eyes, one of then keeps blinking at me."
"You gotta watch out for those ones. They might blink you to death." Kagome smiled at Inuyasha and while his focus was on her she flipped the bird to the group of girls. The girls gasped and stalked off.
Kagome looked back up at him, noticing the ugly baseball cap that he was wearing.
"Uh, lets go get you a new hat Inuyasha." Kagome suggested, immediately changing the topic while starting to walk along again. "That baseball caps really getting old."
Inuyasha looked up to the brim of his hat that was on his head and flicked it slightly. "Keh! Whatever." He shrugged and then jogged up to Kagome with his arms crossed.
After walking for about 20 more minutes, they finally came to a little shop with a green and white trim around the edge. Small flower pots decorated the outside with a sign with hats painted beside it sowed through the window that the store was open.
"Here we are Inuyasha." Kagome said as she lead him into a little hat boutique. When they walked inside there wasn't a lot of people in there. Only an older lady and a very sophisticated looking man where wandering about; picking up the occasional hat, inspecting it, and then setting it back down again.
"'ello there missy. How may I help ya?" A woman with crimson red hair pulled up into a loose bun, dark brown eyes and tanned skin walked up to them. She quickly fixed the position of a hat that was slightly off balance on the shelf beside her and then turned back to the two new customers.
"Oh we don't need any help. We're just browsing." Kagome told her kindly. "We weren't really thinking of getting anything anyways."
"You sure? Judging by that hat your man's wearing, I take it he's just waiting to be shot for poor sense in hat style. I mean where'd you find that? The dog house?" The lady pointed towards Inuyasha and laughed. Kagome glanced at Inuyasha who was poking a really big pink fluffy hat and then jumping back.
"It's pink." He hissed, holding up his fingers in a cross.
Kagome looked back at the lady with a blank expression on her face. "Yea I guess we could use your help." Her voice cracking a bit in shame.
"Alrighty then!" She said in her heavy western accent, clapping her hands together. "By the way, mah names Kim." She said, offering out a hand. Kagome shook it in return and then folded her hands politely back in front of her again.
The second Kim turned around and walked away Kagome could hear her start singing a tune to herself. "I'm gunna make some money! I'm gunna make some money! Then I'll buy some ice-cream! Doo doo doo doo doooo."
Kagome looked at Inuyasha who was staring at Kim like she was some deranged mental person. He then looked towards Kagome who then exchanged confused looks with each other. Inuyasha took one more glance at the shop keeper and then shook himself to get the freaky feeling off of him.
Kim was buzzing around the store, looking for a perfect hat for the half demon. Kagome took this time to sit down on one of the benches that was in the cozy little store. Inuyasha looked up and saw Kagome sitting there all by her lonesome and went over to sit beside her.
He plopped down beside her on the small couch and sat Indian style.
Kagome smiled and was about to start a conversation, but then something caught her attention.
When Inuyasha sat down and looked at her, he saw that her gaze was sullenly fixed on something behind him. Turning around, Inuyasha followed her line of vision and saw that she was staring at a man in the store who was looking at some very expensive looking top hats.
"Um, Kagome?" Inuyasha said, trying to get her attention. She squinted her eyes to get a better look at the man with the top hats.
"Oi! Bitch!" He started to wave his hands in front of her face to get her attention. She was still staring intently at the man on the other side of the room.
"Oh look! Something shiney!!" Inuyasha put on a face of mock shock and pointed at a piece of fluff on the floor. When she didn't fall for it Inuyasha then started to rap his fingers on his knee in an irritated manner. He wondered why it didn't work. It sure as hell woulda worked on him.
"Okay if you don't answer soon we're going back to the well." Inuyasha threatened. Inuyasha knew that that would most defiantly work. But with every gain there is a loss.
"Inuyasha," Kagome said quietly, turning her head slowly to look at him in the eye. "Sit."
::THWAMP::
His loss was one of balance.
"Here sir I found you a-what happened to you?" Kim asked, holding a black hat in her hand. The other two people looked over to investigate the noise that occurred. The old lady frowned and muttered something about 'kids these days' and the man's eyes widened at the sight of Inuyasha.
"Thanks Kag. I really needed that." Inuyasha muttered sarcastically into the carpet. He finally got up as soon as the spell wore off and turned to glare at her properly.
"What is so special about that guy over there anyways?" Inuyasha wanted- no –demanded to know.
"He just looks like the same guy that was in the paper this morning! Mr. Whatever his name is." Kagome whispered harshly to Inuyasha.
"Actually it's Mr. Toshiro, and yes I do look a lot like the guy in the paper because I am him." The top hat man said, extending an arm towards Inuyasha. Inuyasha looked at the arm and then up at the man with a frown on his face and arms crossed.
Inuyasha growled and eyed the man while Mr. Toshiro slowly withdrew his hand. There was something Inuyasha didn't like about this man. And they always say canines have the best sense in things like that.
The man cleared his throat and then offered out his hand again, this time to Kagome. "And this lovely young lady is . . .??"
"Kagome. Kagome Higurashi." Kagome said while offering out a hand of her own. His grasp was strong and tight and was squeezing her hand until it went numb. But being the polite person she was, she still kept a smile on her face. Inuyasha just glared and growled at the man, slightly more audible this time.
Kagome heard Inuyasha and kicked him in the shins to tell him to shut up. Inuyasha yelped and jumped up, clutching his abused shin.
"Hm, is something the matter, boy?" Mr. Toshiro raised an eyebrow at the hanyou who was whimpering and massaging his shin.
"Damn bitch." He muttered, earning him another well deserved kick but this time on the other knee. "GAH!!"
"What an eccentric performance." Mr. Toshiro said, slightly amused. He stared at Inuyasha a little bit longer and then shook of whatever he was thinking and turned back to Kagome. Kagome leaned back as far as she could in her chair as he stared at her, there was something in his eyes that bugged her, something..........strange.
"Well what do you two say to some lunch?" Mr. Toshiro suggested, glancing at the still jumping Inuyasha and then back at her. "Maybe you could tell a little more about your friend. Like how he got that silver hair, or those golden eyes?"
"Well actually we're kinda busy and-"
"Wonderful!" He cut off Kagome, grabbing both her and Inuyasha by the arms and head towards the door. "Lets go get something to eat, shall we?"
'Well he's certainly very open.' Kagome thought to herself while rolling her eyes. She stopped when the man glared at her. Kagome shuddered. Scary.
Inuyasha just glared at the man and then pulled his arm sharply out of his grasp. "I don't need you help walking, old man. I can manage on my own."
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"Wow! This WacDonald's place is amazing! I've never had anything like it!" Mr. Toshiro exclaimed while delicately sipping some of his coke.
"Yea I know what you mean." Inuyasha agreed while wolfing down another hamburger with food sticking to the sides of his face.
"It's just fast food." Kagome said dully while nibbling on a french-fry, watching the two men. Their eating habits were the complete opposite of each others . Then Mr. Toshiro slammed his fists on the table. Kagome jumped and Inuyasha glanced up with half a burger hanging out of his mouth.
"Lets get down to business, shall we?" He said while Inuyasha gulped down the rest of his burger and licked the remains off of the tips of his fingers.
"Now I want to ask you a question . . . erm . . . what did you say your name was again?"
"I didn't." Inuyasha replied rudely while crossing his arms again and staring down the man.
"Ah, ehem, yes. Where on earth did you get that beautiful hair. It's so..........exotic!" He leaned over to stroke Inuyasha's hair. Inuyasha snapped his head back and glared into the man's eyes. "And your eyes, the colour is fascinating."
"It's just a family trait, that's all." Inuyasha growled, trying to narrow his eyes so that he couldn't see them.
"Of course." He looked at Inuyasha over again. He sighed and leaned back in his chair.
"Well it was a nice lunch and all but we better get going." Kagome smiled nervously and started to grab Inuyasha by the arm. "So you can just 'sit' and enjoy-"
::THWAMP::
"Ow! Bitch!! What did you do that for?!" Inuyasha yelled at her. Mr Toshiro came over to see if everything was alright.
"Boy are you alri---oh my! Oh my, my, my!" Mr. Toshiro quickly walked over and bent down beside Inuyasha in fascination. He began to study him intensely. Inuyasha then felt a hand swish across the top of his ear. He twitched it unconsciously.
"Oh! They are real!"
Inuyasha then looked in front of him from the position on the floor. There was his hat, rolling along the floor, and his ears were fully exposed. Inuyasha made a mad dash for the hat and quickly slapped it on his head.
"What's real? Oh the food! Of course it's real! That's why we eat it! Well we better get going, eh, Kagome?" Inuyasha nervously smiled and grabbed a very pale Kagome by the arm and dragged her out of the store quickly.
Once out of the store, when Inuyasha thought no-one was looking, he leaped onto the top of the buildings, heading into the direction of Kagome's shrine.
Kagome and Inuyasha could only think of one thing at the moment.
'Aw shit!'
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Mr. Toshiro watched in aw from inside the fast food restaurant as Inuyasha swung Kagome onto his back and began to leap from building to building like it was nothing. He stood up from his crouched position on the floor and dusted himself off.
"Interesting........."
A small smirk graced his face as he began to walk out the door.
"Very Interesting............" The smirk on his face grew even wider.
He then reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a flashy cell phone. He flipped it open and dialled in some numbers.
'Hello?'
"Good evening James."
'Oh, Mr. Toshiro! So nice to speak to you again. The last time we talked was when you needed help getting that-'
"Shut up James!" He cut him off abruptly. "I need you to catch me something else this time, something more . . . amusing, more . . . challenging." The malicious smirk crossed his face again.
'W-what are you thinking?'
"I'm thinking more along the lines of . . . demon."
'Demon!' James laughed on the other side of the line. 'Things like demons only occur in story books and old horror movies.'
"Silence! What kind of boy has silver hair, golden eyes, fangs, and ears? Answer me that!"
'It's called hair-dye, contacts, pointed caps on the teeth, and one of those freaky headbands that people wear, ok?'
Mr. Toshiro shook his head. He was going to have to play hard ball. He sighed exasperatedly.
"Listen, how does 10 billion dollars sound to you?"
'Demon you say? I'll find that guy for you. Now, tell me where I can find him?'
"I knew you would see it my way. Now come meet me here in Tokyo, and don't worry about finding me, I'll find you." With that he hung up. He turned the phone back on and started calling some one else.
'Good evening sir.'
"Hello Swanson. Come pick me up right now!" He ordered.
'Right away sir.'
::click::
Mr. Toshiro flipped his phone shut and stuffed it back into the black fold of his coat pocket. He then pulled out a note pad and a pen and started examining at which directions the two teens had jumped off to.
"I will find you Inuyasha," He said to himself evilly, jotting down the coordinates to where he saw the two teens jump off to, "And you will be mine."
With one last smirk he started to walk down the crowded streets carefully making sure he didn't lose the paper which he had just used moments ago, that was his key to finding them.
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Inuyasha landed gracefully in front of Kagome's bedroom window with Kagome still on his back. He quickly slid the window open and climbed through and onto Kagome's floor.
"We could've just used the front door you know . . . " Kagome sweat dropped a little as Inuyasha gently slid her off of his back and onto the carpet.
"Keh!"
Kagome sat down on her bed quietly as Inuyasha sat on the floor across from her. "I think we should go back to my time." Inuyasha told her stubbornly.
"But, I have to watch over the shrine and -"
"But what about that stupid old man who saw my ears huh? We're going back!" Inuyasha didn't even wait for her to protest as he stood up and walked over to her. He grabbed her by the waist and hoisted her over his shoulders.
Ignoring her protests and her slamming her fists into his back he leapt out of the window and towards the well house. Once inside he set her down.
"Come on, wench, we're leaving." He told her while placing one foot on the wells edge.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!
"Yes!"
"SIT!!!"
With that Inuyasha came crashing down at full force. But instead of meeting the brown dirt, he met the surface of the well. Inuyasha heard the outer wood covering of the well split, but Kagome didn't notice so she kept on yelling.
"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! And don't forget to SIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!" Kagome yelled at the top of her lungs.
With each sit command, Inuyasha crashed into the well again, and again, and again. Once he shattered the wood, he started to hear some of the stone from the inside shift out of place. Each time he slammed into it, he heard more stones shift out of place. Then finally, at the last one, Inuyasha hit the well so hard that it collapsed underneath the pressure.
The stones that made up most of the well came tumbling down along with Inuyasha. Inuyasha hit the ground first. He muttered some curses and then he looked up and saw the tons of stones come falling down.
Kagome, who had a jolly good time telling Inuyasha to 'sit', turned around abruptly when she head a big crash. When she turned around she did not like what she saw. Well, didn't see.
The well was gone save for a few stones that had managed to remain in contact and the few stray ones that had fallen to the side. When she heard a few muffled curses from inside the well she ran over.
"Inuyasha . . . ??" Kagome asked timidly. She lay herself down on the ground and peeked down the dark hole. Alls she could see was a pile of dirt and stones in a big heap at the bottom of the well.
'Must've gone back to the feudal era.' Kagome though and was about to stand up when the pile of rubble moved. All of a sudden a hand reached up. Kagome let out a scream like it was some monster or something.
"Aw fuck that hurts." Inuyasha said as he pulled himself up after his arm was free.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome exclaimed as she saw him stand up. Inuyasha shook the dirt out of his hair and then placed his hands on his waist and looked at the ground below him. He tapped his foot against the rocks a couple of times and then frowned. He then bent down so his face was a couple of centimetres away from the bottom and flicked one of the stones away.
"You gotta be shittin me . . . " He muttered while leaping out of the well. Kagome stood up and looked at Inuyasha who was peering down the hole again. Kagome started to brush dirt off of her shirt.
"Inu-"Kagome stopped when Inuyasha jumped down the well again. He landed gracefully at the bottom, allowing a nice stream of colourful words to follow.
"Aw, FUCK! The fucking well won't fucking work. Stupid fucking rosary with its fucking subduing spell. Stupid fucking Kagome and her temper tantrums! Fuck!" Inuyasha yelled angrily while jumping out of the well. He then turned his back to Kagome.
"Um . . . Inuyasha?" Kagome asked, timidly reaching out to his shoulder.
"FUCK!" Kagome hastily pulled her hand back.
"Why isn't the well working?" Kagome asked again.
"The fucking well isn't fucking working because you used that fucking rosary to 'sit' me so many fucking times I fucking broke the fucking well and now it won't fucking work. You fuckin' HAPPY!!?? HOLY FUCK!!!" Inuyasha flailed his arms around.
Kagome smiled sheepishly. "Um . . . oopsie??"
Inuyasha glared at her for all he was worth. "You fucked up big time Kagome! Ya probably did that on purpose actually." Inuyasha accused her.
"No I'm sorry!" Kagome quickly apologized, "Maybe if we rebuild it it'll work again. We can always go to the hardware store and buy some cement to help." Kagome suggested.
"Well, I don't know what the hell cement is but I better work or it's your head!" Inuyasha told her. All of a sudden Kagome's cat Buyo walked in and meowed at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha then glared at the cat. "She doesn't even know what the fuck a mate is so SHUT THE HELL UP!!" He then fingered that cat. Buyo just flicked up his tail and happily pranced away.
"I don't even wanna know." Kagome told Inuyasha and then walked out of the well house and back up to the shrine.
"I'm gunna kill that fucking cat one day." Inuyasha seethed while flexing and unflexing his claws.
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WOOT! Chappy two finally done! It took me a month to get off my lazy ass but I did it! Yesh! But, the only down side to my life right now is........................is....................I RAN OUT OF RAMEN!!!! ::cries:: I ate the last one today, it was good! It was beef flavoured! Mmmmmmm...........beef......... well anyways, I gotta go and I promise I'll update faster this time. Oh and don't forget to REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! Yea, nuff said. JA!!
o.O hee hee! That's Wacked out Bob! he's my friend!!
::readers begin to collect anything, big, sharp, and heavy::
Can't we just settle this over some milk and cookies?
::Gets object thrown at head::
Come on now, is there really any need to resort to violence?
::Gets two more objects thrown at head::
Damn you people . . .
Disclaimer: If I owned Inuyasha then I would make it so any shirt that touched his body would magically disappear! Mwahahahaha!! Shirts would be banned from his existence! But until then I'll keep up with my fanart . . .
Warning: If you do not like swear words then I suggest you don't read the last little bit of this chapter because of a certain someone getting a little pished off. ::jabs finger to Inuyasha::
::Inuyasha looks around innocently:: What?!?????
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Collecting Inuyasha
Chapter 2
By Moochy the Moocher
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After Kagome had finally gotten Inuyasha to let go of her, and finally convince him about 10 times that cars and buses were NOT demons of any kinds, no matter how loud and stinky they were, they took a walk downtown.
"Are you sure those things aren't demons, that one looked at me funny!" Inuyasha glared daggers at a little red sports car driving by.
"Yes Inuyasha." Kagome let out an exasperated sigh.
"It smells," Inuyasha complained for the 5 millionth time this hour.
"Yes Inuyasha."
"And it stinks."
"I know Inuyasha."
"And it-"
"I'm sorry Inuyasha but there's nothing I can do about it!" Kagome said getting really irritated now and dragged Inuyasha further along the sidewalk, weaving in and out of the horde of people who were walking along.
As they were walking, Kagome started to feel immensely sorry for anyone who dared to even glance at Inuyasha. One time an old lady went to smile at Inuyasha for looking like such a cute couple with Kagome, but then he barked and tried to snap at her.
The lady looked appalled and started to walk the other way while Inuyasha smirked triumphantly.
It was about at this point where Kagome had grabbed him by the wrist and drug him along behind her. She felt like she was pulling along her little brother Souta when he was a little kid. Always slowing down once in a while to look at the sights around him in awe.
Kagome had to admit, it was pretty cute watching him. Especially when he practically threw himself up against up on the side of a window because of a bunch of ramen they were selling inside.
When he turned around he gave her the most pleading puppy dog face imaginable. Kagome sighed and took him in. After about 5 bowls they finally set out again. And then the whole procedure of the looking and the barking and the snapping started all over again. Even Shippo behaved better than Inuyasha at times.
At one point a group of girls all stopped and stared at Inuyasha as they walked by. Their tongues were practically hanging out of their mouths. One of them fainted, another one started trying to flutter her eyes at Inuyasha, while another glared at Kagome for being so lucky.
"Why are they staring at me like that?" Inuyasha asked nervously, starting to back away behind Kagome. "They look like they've got something in their eyes, one of then keeps blinking at me."
"You gotta watch out for those ones. They might blink you to death." Kagome smiled at Inuyasha and while his focus was on her she flipped the bird to the group of girls. The girls gasped and stalked off.
Kagome looked back up at him, noticing the ugly baseball cap that he was wearing.
"Uh, lets go get you a new hat Inuyasha." Kagome suggested, immediately changing the topic while starting to walk along again. "That baseball caps really getting old."
Inuyasha looked up to the brim of his hat that was on his head and flicked it slightly. "Keh! Whatever." He shrugged and then jogged up to Kagome with his arms crossed.
After walking for about 20 more minutes, they finally came to a little shop with a green and white trim around the edge. Small flower pots decorated the outside with a sign with hats painted beside it sowed through the window that the store was open.
"Here we are Inuyasha." Kagome said as she lead him into a little hat boutique. When they walked inside there wasn't a lot of people in there. Only an older lady and a very sophisticated looking man where wandering about; picking up the occasional hat, inspecting it, and then setting it back down again.
"'ello there missy. How may I help ya?" A woman with crimson red hair pulled up into a loose bun, dark brown eyes and tanned skin walked up to them. She quickly fixed the position of a hat that was slightly off balance on the shelf beside her and then turned back to the two new customers.
"Oh we don't need any help. We're just browsing." Kagome told her kindly. "We weren't really thinking of getting anything anyways."
"You sure? Judging by that hat your man's wearing, I take it he's just waiting to be shot for poor sense in hat style. I mean where'd you find that? The dog house?" The lady pointed towards Inuyasha and laughed. Kagome glanced at Inuyasha who was poking a really big pink fluffy hat and then jumping back.
"It's pink." He hissed, holding up his fingers in a cross.
Kagome looked back at the lady with a blank expression on her face. "Yea I guess we could use your help." Her voice cracking a bit in shame.
"Alrighty then!" She said in her heavy western accent, clapping her hands together. "By the way, mah names Kim." She said, offering out a hand. Kagome shook it in return and then folded her hands politely back in front of her again.
The second Kim turned around and walked away Kagome could hear her start singing a tune to herself. "I'm gunna make some money! I'm gunna make some money! Then I'll buy some ice-cream! Doo doo doo doo doooo."
Kagome looked at Inuyasha who was staring at Kim like she was some deranged mental person. He then looked towards Kagome who then exchanged confused looks with each other. Inuyasha took one more glance at the shop keeper and then shook himself to get the freaky feeling off of him.
Kim was buzzing around the store, looking for a perfect hat for the half demon. Kagome took this time to sit down on one of the benches that was in the cozy little store. Inuyasha looked up and saw Kagome sitting there all by her lonesome and went over to sit beside her.
He plopped down beside her on the small couch and sat Indian style.
Kagome smiled and was about to start a conversation, but then something caught her attention.
When Inuyasha sat down and looked at her, he saw that her gaze was sullenly fixed on something behind him. Turning around, Inuyasha followed her line of vision and saw that she was staring at a man in the store who was looking at some very expensive looking top hats.
"Um, Kagome?" Inuyasha said, trying to get her attention. She squinted her eyes to get a better look at the man with the top hats.
"Oi! Bitch!" He started to wave his hands in front of her face to get her attention. She was still staring intently at the man on the other side of the room.
"Oh look! Something shiney!!" Inuyasha put on a face of mock shock and pointed at a piece of fluff on the floor. When she didn't fall for it Inuyasha then started to rap his fingers on his knee in an irritated manner. He wondered why it didn't work. It sure as hell woulda worked on him.
"Okay if you don't answer soon we're going back to the well." Inuyasha threatened. Inuyasha knew that that would most defiantly work. But with every gain there is a loss.
"Inuyasha," Kagome said quietly, turning her head slowly to look at him in the eye. "Sit."
::THWAMP::
His loss was one of balance.
"Here sir I found you a-what happened to you?" Kim asked, holding a black hat in her hand. The other two people looked over to investigate the noise that occurred. The old lady frowned and muttered something about 'kids these days' and the man's eyes widened at the sight of Inuyasha.
"Thanks Kag. I really needed that." Inuyasha muttered sarcastically into the carpet. He finally got up as soon as the spell wore off and turned to glare at her properly.
"What is so special about that guy over there anyways?" Inuyasha wanted- no –demanded to know.
"He just looks like the same guy that was in the paper this morning! Mr. Whatever his name is." Kagome whispered harshly to Inuyasha.
"Actually it's Mr. Toshiro, and yes I do look a lot like the guy in the paper because I am him." The top hat man said, extending an arm towards Inuyasha. Inuyasha looked at the arm and then up at the man with a frown on his face and arms crossed.
Inuyasha growled and eyed the man while Mr. Toshiro slowly withdrew his hand. There was something Inuyasha didn't like about this man. And they always say canines have the best sense in things like that.
The man cleared his throat and then offered out his hand again, this time to Kagome. "And this lovely young lady is . . .??"
"Kagome. Kagome Higurashi." Kagome said while offering out a hand of her own. His grasp was strong and tight and was squeezing her hand until it went numb. But being the polite person she was, she still kept a smile on her face. Inuyasha just glared and growled at the man, slightly more audible this time.
Kagome heard Inuyasha and kicked him in the shins to tell him to shut up. Inuyasha yelped and jumped up, clutching his abused shin.
"Hm, is something the matter, boy?" Mr. Toshiro raised an eyebrow at the hanyou who was whimpering and massaging his shin.
"Damn bitch." He muttered, earning him another well deserved kick but this time on the other knee. "GAH!!"
"What an eccentric performance." Mr. Toshiro said, slightly amused. He stared at Inuyasha a little bit longer and then shook of whatever he was thinking and turned back to Kagome. Kagome leaned back as far as she could in her chair as he stared at her, there was something in his eyes that bugged her, something..........strange.
"Well what do you two say to some lunch?" Mr. Toshiro suggested, glancing at the still jumping Inuyasha and then back at her. "Maybe you could tell a little more about your friend. Like how he got that silver hair, or those golden eyes?"
"Well actually we're kinda busy and-"
"Wonderful!" He cut off Kagome, grabbing both her and Inuyasha by the arms and head towards the door. "Lets go get something to eat, shall we?"
'Well he's certainly very open.' Kagome thought to herself while rolling her eyes. She stopped when the man glared at her. Kagome shuddered. Scary.
Inuyasha just glared at the man and then pulled his arm sharply out of his grasp. "I don't need you help walking, old man. I can manage on my own."
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"Wow! This WacDonald's place is amazing! I've never had anything like it!" Mr. Toshiro exclaimed while delicately sipping some of his coke.
"Yea I know what you mean." Inuyasha agreed while wolfing down another hamburger with food sticking to the sides of his face.
"It's just fast food." Kagome said dully while nibbling on a french-fry, watching the two men. Their eating habits were the complete opposite of each others . Then Mr. Toshiro slammed his fists on the table. Kagome jumped and Inuyasha glanced up with half a burger hanging out of his mouth.
"Lets get down to business, shall we?" He said while Inuyasha gulped down the rest of his burger and licked the remains off of the tips of his fingers.
"Now I want to ask you a question . . . erm . . . what did you say your name was again?"
"I didn't." Inuyasha replied rudely while crossing his arms again and staring down the man.
"Ah, ehem, yes. Where on earth did you get that beautiful hair. It's so..........exotic!" He leaned over to stroke Inuyasha's hair. Inuyasha snapped his head back and glared into the man's eyes. "And your eyes, the colour is fascinating."
"It's just a family trait, that's all." Inuyasha growled, trying to narrow his eyes so that he couldn't see them.
"Of course." He looked at Inuyasha over again. He sighed and leaned back in his chair.
"Well it was a nice lunch and all but we better get going." Kagome smiled nervously and started to grab Inuyasha by the arm. "So you can just 'sit' and enjoy-"
::THWAMP::
"Ow! Bitch!! What did you do that for?!" Inuyasha yelled at her. Mr Toshiro came over to see if everything was alright.
"Boy are you alri---oh my! Oh my, my, my!" Mr. Toshiro quickly walked over and bent down beside Inuyasha in fascination. He began to study him intensely. Inuyasha then felt a hand swish across the top of his ear. He twitched it unconsciously.
"Oh! They are real!"
Inuyasha then looked in front of him from the position on the floor. There was his hat, rolling along the floor, and his ears were fully exposed. Inuyasha made a mad dash for the hat and quickly slapped it on his head.
"What's real? Oh the food! Of course it's real! That's why we eat it! Well we better get going, eh, Kagome?" Inuyasha nervously smiled and grabbed a very pale Kagome by the arm and dragged her out of the store quickly.
Once out of the store, when Inuyasha thought no-one was looking, he leaped onto the top of the buildings, heading into the direction of Kagome's shrine.
Kagome and Inuyasha could only think of one thing at the moment.
'Aw shit!'
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Mr. Toshiro watched in aw from inside the fast food restaurant as Inuyasha swung Kagome onto his back and began to leap from building to building like it was nothing. He stood up from his crouched position on the floor and dusted himself off.
"Interesting........."
A small smirk graced his face as he began to walk out the door.
"Very Interesting............" The smirk on his face grew even wider.
He then reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a flashy cell phone. He flipped it open and dialled in some numbers.
'Hello?'
"Good evening James."
'Oh, Mr. Toshiro! So nice to speak to you again. The last time we talked was when you needed help getting that-'
"Shut up James!" He cut him off abruptly. "I need you to catch me something else this time, something more . . . amusing, more . . . challenging." The malicious smirk crossed his face again.
'W-what are you thinking?'
"I'm thinking more along the lines of . . . demon."
'Demon!' James laughed on the other side of the line. 'Things like demons only occur in story books and old horror movies.'
"Silence! What kind of boy has silver hair, golden eyes, fangs, and ears? Answer me that!"
'It's called hair-dye, contacts, pointed caps on the teeth, and one of those freaky headbands that people wear, ok?'
Mr. Toshiro shook his head. He was going to have to play hard ball. He sighed exasperatedly.
"Listen, how does 10 billion dollars sound to you?"
'Demon you say? I'll find that guy for you. Now, tell me where I can find him?'
"I knew you would see it my way. Now come meet me here in Tokyo, and don't worry about finding me, I'll find you." With that he hung up. He turned the phone back on and started calling some one else.
'Good evening sir.'
"Hello Swanson. Come pick me up right now!" He ordered.
'Right away sir.'
::click::
Mr. Toshiro flipped his phone shut and stuffed it back into the black fold of his coat pocket. He then pulled out a note pad and a pen and started examining at which directions the two teens had jumped off to.
"I will find you Inuyasha," He said to himself evilly, jotting down the coordinates to where he saw the two teens jump off to, "And you will be mine."
With one last smirk he started to walk down the crowded streets carefully making sure he didn't lose the paper which he had just used moments ago, that was his key to finding them.
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Inuyasha landed gracefully in front of Kagome's bedroom window with Kagome still on his back. He quickly slid the window open and climbed through and onto Kagome's floor.
"We could've just used the front door you know . . . " Kagome sweat dropped a little as Inuyasha gently slid her off of his back and onto the carpet.
"Keh!"
Kagome sat down on her bed quietly as Inuyasha sat on the floor across from her. "I think we should go back to my time." Inuyasha told her stubbornly.
"But, I have to watch over the shrine and -"
"But what about that stupid old man who saw my ears huh? We're going back!" Inuyasha didn't even wait for her to protest as he stood up and walked over to her. He grabbed her by the waist and hoisted her over his shoulders.
Ignoring her protests and her slamming her fists into his back he leapt out of the window and towards the well house. Once inside he set her down.
"Come on, wench, we're leaving." He told her while placing one foot on the wells edge.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!
"Yes!"
"SIT!!!"
With that Inuyasha came crashing down at full force. But instead of meeting the brown dirt, he met the surface of the well. Inuyasha heard the outer wood covering of the well split, but Kagome didn't notice so she kept on yelling.
"SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! SIT! And don't forget to SIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!" Kagome yelled at the top of her lungs.
With each sit command, Inuyasha crashed into the well again, and again, and again. Once he shattered the wood, he started to hear some of the stone from the inside shift out of place. Each time he slammed into it, he heard more stones shift out of place. Then finally, at the last one, Inuyasha hit the well so hard that it collapsed underneath the pressure.
The stones that made up most of the well came tumbling down along with Inuyasha. Inuyasha hit the ground first. He muttered some curses and then he looked up and saw the tons of stones come falling down.
Kagome, who had a jolly good time telling Inuyasha to 'sit', turned around abruptly when she head a big crash. When she turned around she did not like what she saw. Well, didn't see.
The well was gone save for a few stones that had managed to remain in contact and the few stray ones that had fallen to the side. When she heard a few muffled curses from inside the well she ran over.
"Inuyasha . . . ??" Kagome asked timidly. She lay herself down on the ground and peeked down the dark hole. Alls she could see was a pile of dirt and stones in a big heap at the bottom of the well.
'Must've gone back to the feudal era.' Kagome though and was about to stand up when the pile of rubble moved. All of a sudden a hand reached up. Kagome let out a scream like it was some monster or something.
"Aw fuck that hurts." Inuyasha said as he pulled himself up after his arm was free.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome exclaimed as she saw him stand up. Inuyasha shook the dirt out of his hair and then placed his hands on his waist and looked at the ground below him. He tapped his foot against the rocks a couple of times and then frowned. He then bent down so his face was a couple of centimetres away from the bottom and flicked one of the stones away.
"You gotta be shittin me . . . " He muttered while leaping out of the well. Kagome stood up and looked at Inuyasha who was peering down the hole again. Kagome started to brush dirt off of her shirt.
"Inu-"Kagome stopped when Inuyasha jumped down the well again. He landed gracefully at the bottom, allowing a nice stream of colourful words to follow.
"Aw, FUCK! The fucking well won't fucking work. Stupid fucking rosary with its fucking subduing spell. Stupid fucking Kagome and her temper tantrums! Fuck!" Inuyasha yelled angrily while jumping out of the well. He then turned his back to Kagome.
"Um . . . Inuyasha?" Kagome asked, timidly reaching out to his shoulder.
"FUCK!" Kagome hastily pulled her hand back.
"Why isn't the well working?" Kagome asked again.
"The fucking well isn't fucking working because you used that fucking rosary to 'sit' me so many fucking times I fucking broke the fucking well and now it won't fucking work. You fuckin' HAPPY!!?? HOLY FUCK!!!" Inuyasha flailed his arms around.
Kagome smiled sheepishly. "Um . . . oopsie??"
Inuyasha glared at her for all he was worth. "You fucked up big time Kagome! Ya probably did that on purpose actually." Inuyasha accused her.
"No I'm sorry!" Kagome quickly apologized, "Maybe if we rebuild it it'll work again. We can always go to the hardware store and buy some cement to help." Kagome suggested.
"Well, I don't know what the hell cement is but I better work or it's your head!" Inuyasha told her. All of a sudden Kagome's cat Buyo walked in and meowed at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha then glared at the cat. "She doesn't even know what the fuck a mate is so SHUT THE HELL UP!!" He then fingered that cat. Buyo just flicked up his tail and happily pranced away.
"I don't even wanna know." Kagome told Inuyasha and then walked out of the well house and back up to the shrine.
"I'm gunna kill that fucking cat one day." Inuyasha seethed while flexing and unflexing his claws.
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WOOT! Chappy two finally done! It took me a month to get off my lazy ass but I did it! Yesh! But, the only down side to my life right now is........................is....................I RAN OUT OF RAMEN!!!! ::cries:: I ate the last one today, it was good! It was beef flavoured! Mmmmmmm...........beef......... well anyways, I gotta go and I promise I'll update faster this time. Oh and don't forget to REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! Yea, nuff said. JA!!
o.O hee hee! That's Wacked out Bob! he's my friend!!
