Inter-LOAFERS!

By Xenomorph666

Disclaimer: I own only Perfection and Wraith.

DigitalMan and K2 are © My close friend.

Everything else is copyrighted to their correct owner.

Universe: Misfit-Verse

AN: Short chapter, but to the point.

The Trap

As the X-Men landed on Muir Island they noticed immediately that something was off. For one, the JOEs were there and they were all tied up. Something was definitely off, it was definitely a trap.

"X-Men, be careful." Xavier advised. Just then a very familiar face walked out of the island's facility. "Apocalypse." Xavier breathed as the might mutant stepped forward.

"Professor!" Scott yelled. "I can't move!" None of the X-Men could, they were locked in a horrible gaze with the powerful and possessed Apocalypse. Xavier couldn't even respond telepathically. They were all frozen by some great unseen force.

"Welcome, X-Men to the end of your world." The dark voice that was not Apocalypse's spoke.


"Well that was an interesting day." Perfection said as he and Wanda snuggled together on the X-Men's common room couch watching TV. "I still don't know why they cancelled that funny lawyer show here?"

"Shouldn't you be more worried about the effects of BA's coffee on Karma?" Wanda asked.

"Not really, I mean she's been hyper before." A purple ball came bouncing down the stairs, followed by Karma trying to hit it while wearing full hockey gear. "Ok, maybe not this hyper before, but she'll calm down sooner or later." Perfection watched the hyper Scion furiously swipe at the purple ball as Kurt came bye and kicked it into the next room, where it unfurled and revealed itself to be Lockheed.

"Lockheed!" Kitty screamed as she saw her dragon toss it's lunch of high end leather products all over the floor. "Oh, poor baby…"

Suddenly a message broke through the regular programming. And when Wanda saw Apocalypse's face on screen she fainted and screamed.

"Hello, inhabitants of this pitiful dimension." Therten spoke through Apocalypse. "I am not a mutant. I am a being far beyond you comprehension controlling the pathetic mind this; your most powerful mutant had to fight me with." Therten went on "Others like myself are on your world and would prevent me from destroying it. We will battle in two days time Perfection, Scions and to ensure you will fight." Therten gestured to the side of the screen, where several warped looking people stood. "I have used this mutants abilities to control these other mutants. If you do not face me in two days. I will destroy this universe starting with them." The camera spun to show all of the JOEs unconscious and tied to what looked like stakes. Then the TV exploded.

"So, he wants to face us, he can face us." Ragnis sneered. "We'll tear him to shreds!"

"But he's got the JOEs and the other X-Men!" Bobby shouted.

"They are of no consequence to me." Ragnis sneered again. "Give me battle that is life…"

"Enough Ragnis. Your ranting shant help anyone!" Mosious shouted.

"Bite me old man!" Ragnis shot back.

"Quite your tongue, cur!" Maven defended.

Soon the entire room was in a shouting match, the X-Men and Misfits were shouting too. They spent so much time shouting that they didn't even notice Wanda and Perfection looking at each other.

"You're going to face him alone, aren't you?" She asked, already knowing the answer.

"Not now. I've got to train." Perfection said with a dark look in his eyes. "And there's only one place I can safely train with my power." He looked at Wanda and smiled.

"Where?" She asked hoping she could go.

"The Verge." With that Perfection was gone, but his voice and touch still lingered. "Keep them off my tail for the time being." Then Wanda felt a brief kiss on her cheek.

"That shouldn't be to hard…" she said looking back at the yelling mob of Scions and mutants. "definitely not going to be hard she said to herself as she dodged a knife intended for Ragnis.

"Sorry Wanda." Wraith said as he picked the dagger up. "Where's P?" He asked noticing the lack of his friend, then the look in Wanda's eyes. "I see." He took a seat next to Wanda. "He knows what he's doing." Wraith said reassuringly. In the back of his mind however he couldn't help but silently add, "I hope."