Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha! AN: Recently I have been informed by four rude people here on ff.net that I stole their idea for this fic, the idea being one of the characters being able to hear someone's thoughts. I first started thinking about this fic when I re-watched 'What Women Want'. I thought: "Wouldn't it be interesting in Inuyasha's case?" So, I chose to write it, but the way he hears the thoughts, well I twisted it around to make it my own. I was flamed as you might have noticed if you've seen my review page. I don't have the time to check out all the Inuyasha fics out there that have a similar plotline. I have a life, so, sorry if my fic is similar to other ones. I write because I want to use my imagination and this was what my mind came up with. I'm glad that some of you are enjoying it. Thank you to all my reviewers, you have no idea how much your words cheer me up after reading a few flames, well a few nasty ones. So, enough of this babble: On With the Story! "Someone's thoughts" *Inuyasha's thoughts* "Talking aloud"

Chapter 4:
'Ooooo, a lovely lady. Look at that! Hips...yes...nice smile...yes..luscious breas...' "Bouzu!"
"Ahahaha, nani?"
"I know what you're thinkin'." *Actually a little too much.*
"They have good sake here." 'Among other things.' He smirked as he eyed the serving girls. Inuyasha sighed and sat down at a table, while Miroku ordered something to drink.
"Ara! If it isn't Houshi-sama!" The serving girl squealed as she pinched his cheek lovingly. Then the other three girls joined in, forming a semi-enclosed circle around the monk.
"I have missed you all!" He exclaimed.
"You never let me bear your child, Houshi." Inuyasha's ears perked up. *He actually turned a girl down?* He tried to hear throughout the conversation they were having to try and figure out the girls' thoughts: let's just say there was nothing. *Talk about being empty headed.* Inuyasha huffed as he tapped his claws on the table. *This is boring.*
"There will be plenty of time for all of you." 'There's plenty of Miroku to go around.' *Geez I never knew he was this bad off.* Inuyasha rose from his seat and then grabbed Miroku by his collar, dragging him outside of the pub. "Inuyasha? What is the meaning of this? Man that hurt."
"I'm tired of you going after girls, when there's one standing right in front of your blind eyes, dammit!" 'Is he talking about Sango?' "That's right monk, you know who I'm talkin' about."
"Sango, she just thinks I'm a pervert. I have to admit she does have a nice."
"Stop right there, bouzu!" 'Ass.' Inuyasha sighed and placed his fingers on his temples. "No wonder she thinks like that."
"Inuyasha, if I were you, I would take your own advice."
"What are you talking about?" He crinkled up his eyebrows. 'All the candles aren't lit up there are they?' Inuyasha only grunted and flashed his fangs, crossing his arms across his chest.
"Well, I would make a move on her, but..."
"Hmmm?" 'But I don't want to leave her alone, if we don't defeat Naraku in time.' *So, that's it.* "Whatever, let's go back to the shack." *Plus you reek of sake.*
"Okay, then."
The girls had finished their water fight and re-dressed. Kagome was cleaning up the little kitsune; he had come out of his motion sickness as soon as he tossed his cookies. "Are you feeling better, Shippo-chan?"
"Uh-huh, Kagome." Even though he was all better now, he acted as though he was still ill to get her attention. Inuyasha and Miroku had just walked into the hut.
"Oh you're back."
"How's the runt?" Inuyasha cracked a smile, trying not to remember what happened earlier, otherwise he'd be face flat in the wooden floor this time around.
"He's better, but still a little dizzy." 'Hehe..little do they know!' *What's he trying to pull?* He coughed a little and whined.
"Can you bring me some of that drink you had? What was it, so-da?"
"I don't have anymore of that, but I can run quickly to my world and get some for you." 'Yes! Soda! She's wrapped around my little finger.' Inuyasha started to growl at the kitsune.
"You're not sick! You little fake! You're only doing this for attention!"
"Inuyasha! You're just mad because I'm going back to my world, huh?"
"No I'm not! I can see through his innocent little act." 'Geez you could be so thick-headed, Inuyasha!' Inuyasha snarled and sat down. "Keh! Fine if you don't believe me ask him!" Kagome turned to Shippo and looked into his big green eyes.
"Shippo-chan, are you doing this just to get attention?" She looked at him with an almost disappointed look in her eyes. He couldn't lie to her. Shippo started to get teary-eyed.
"Hai." He cried.
"It's alright, I know it's hard to be the baby of the group." She hugged him. *Ugghh, and here I thought I'd get the runt in trouble. Damn.* "But don't you ever do that again, mister!" She had pulled him away and stuck out an accusing finger at him. "Being the youngest has its privileges every now and then, but not like this! I'm very disappointed in you." *Haha! I did get him in trouble!* "And you, pal!"
"Hey what'd I do?" He backed away from the overpowering girl.
"You shouldn't be tattling on him!"
"But, Kagome!"
"No buts! It's rude to tattle." 'My god I'm acting like a mother between two freakin' children. Well, one is a child and one acts like one anyways.' Inuyasha only crossed his arms across his chest again.
"Keh! Baka kitsune." He grumbled. *Baka Inuyasha! I would of pulled it off too! Hmph!' Shippo crawled into Kagome's sleeping bag because now it was dark outside and time for bed.
"So, Houshi-sama?"
"Hmmm?"
"What did you two do this afternoon?" 'Probably checked out girls, ne?' Inuyasha only nodded his head and smiled lightly. *She knows him all too well.*
"Me and the hanyou went out for an exorcism at an inn." 'Will she believe that?'
"Oh really?" She got close to his face, her eyes narrowed. 'Been drinking, liar.' "You smell like sake to me. Any chance you stopped off at the pub?"
"Actually, Lady Sango." 'This better be good...' "Yes we, I mean I, drank some sake with the owner after the exorcism."
"Oh, well goodnight monk." She crawled into her sheets. 'Not only did I smell sake, but some perfume as well. He's a bad liar, but why then..' *Must have fallen asleep.* Inuyasha took his chance to go outside to sleep.
"Inuyasha?"
"Hmmm?"
"Why do you sleep outside?"
"I don't really know; I feel more comfortable I guess." 'He actually answered a personal question?' *What haven't I before, Kagome?*
"Well, goodnight, Inuyasha."
"Goodnight."

An: I hope you like it! By the way drake, you were asking about episode 135 and what else happens in it..well Inuyasha and gang go off to see Mushin, Miroku's teacher, and Hachi(tanuki) says he was dying. Well before he dies he wants this special sake, so the team go up to a mountain and all of a sudden it gets foggy and silent. Then Kagome bursts out in random song and Shippo and Hachi transform into her too and sing with her(rather creepy if you ask me)...then Sango comes up to Inuyasha and grabs onto him saying: "I wanna party Inuyasha. Let's ditch that cheating perverted houshi and that innocent schoolgirl Kagome." Then she tries to kiss him, but Kagome sits him. Miroku was about to stop Sango...but Kagome did it for him. Miroku and Sango in 132 have said that if Naraku is defeated they will live together and Sango agreed to bear him children, basically he proposed. Earlier in ep. 135 the gang goes to a tavern and girls are all up on the monk, which makes Sango angry, but she holds it in until now. Miroku then went up to Sango and reached out his hand to her, but she gets mad and says: "Houshi-sama is a cheater!!!!!!!" And then proceeds to swing Hiraikotsu at him. Well it turns out the mist was vaporized sake and affected Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Hachi. So they were all drunk...that's why Inuyasha said shit-faced. And at the end...Mushin isn't dying and the group got rather upset. Sorry so long, but it's such an awesome episode! Cracked me up soooo bad! Hoped you liked my summary! By the Way if anyone wants me to tell them about specific episodes or any questions about the series, I've seen up to episode 136..so yeah ask me anything anytime I'd be happy to share with you! Until next chapter!