Chapter 2: Back to the Ancients

"Get off me." Yami B said through grit teeth.

"What if I said no?" I asked.

"Then I'd kill you." He replied, smugly.

"Ah, but what happens when they find my dead carcass in your room, eh? Eh?" I said, giving him a cheeky look.

"That's why I'd put you in Marik's room." He said.

"Marik Marik, or the other dude?" I asked, curiously. He raised an eyebrow.

"Again, how do you know these things?" He asked.

"I know all, I told you.. I think.. or did I tell Marik that?" I pondered aloud to myself. "I know I told someone.." I scratched the side of my forehead. "Oh well.."

"Then who wins the duel tournament?" He asked. I hopped up and skipped towards the door.

"That'll remain a seeeecret." I said, in this annoying sing-song voice. I promptly opened the door, and guess who I ran into.. Yep, you got it. Me and Seto went tumbling down to the floor.

"As much as I enjoy these meetings, and I mean, I really enjoy them, but it hurts every time I fall." I said. He rolled his eyes and pushed me off of him. It was rather interesting, actually, the position we were in. Or not, I was only laying on top of his legs.

"Who are you anyways?" He asked, coldly. I stood up immediately and said my name while giving the peace sign. As I said before, it's my anime look. He rolled his eyes and stood up. I grinned. He was taller than me, and I was getting all these dirty thoughts about him having to- Ahem, I don't think I'll say, hehe. But anyways, before any more of this awkwardly awesome moment could continue, Chris came up and grabbed my arm, pulling me forward. I followed, only because I knew that the place she was leading me was a place where there were no windows. Windows suck, man!

"How are we going to get back if we don't find the whatchamadinger?" I whispered to her.

"I'll just have to create a new one, but we know what happened to the CD player." Chris whispered back.

"What?" I yelped, a little bit angrily. Many weird looks went our way. Chris smacked her hand over my mouth.. and I mean smacked. It freaking hurt, too!

"Yami thinks that it turned into a Millennium Item." She said, nodding her head assuredly.

"What kind of Millennium Item?" I did the finger motions.. You know, when you put two fingers together from both hands and wiggle them beside your head.. Hmm.. yeah.. Actually, I think they're called "air quotes" but whatever, you probably get my point, or not.. Anywho!

"Well, he figures that it turned into these two bracelets.." She said.

"Why two bracelets?" I asked.

"Well, because as we were sitting there examining the CD player, it suddenly turned into these two bracelets with the eye on them, and then disappeared." She explained. I sweatdropped then fell, anime-style.

"Hey, what's wit dis thing?" Joey asked from across the room. Me and Chris turned and our eyes popped open when we saw Joey with a weirdly shaped cask with different colored sands in them.

"Don't open it!" Me and Chris both yelled, running at the speed of light towards Joey, who was twitching nervously. I turned to make eye contact with Chris and she winked; she'd glomp the guy, I'd get the cask.

"Whew," I wiped invisible sweat from my brow. "That was close!"

Joey was currently on the floor, with Chris on top of him, still twitching. I looked over at Mai and saw she was also twitching angrily.

"Ccchhrrr, Metal Spork to Black Candy Cane, we got a code yellow." Chris stood up and gave me a strange look.

"Mad bunny attack?" She asked, scratching the back of her head. I smacked the side of her head.

"No, jealous bishie-lover." I hissed, so Mai wouldn't hear.

"Ooooooooooh." Chris nodded and walked over to Mai. "I'm sorry."

"For what, hun?" The tall blonde asked. I immediately ran over and covered Chris's mouth before she got herself into more trouble. Chris simply giggled and pried my hand from her lips. She then whispered something into Mai's ears. Mai then glared over towards Marik.. and I mean Marik Marik, not Odion... Er, at least, I think that's what the dudes name is.. Not really sure. Meanwhile, I looked over at Chris, who was giggling like mad behind her hand.

"What did you tell her?" I asked.

"I told her that Namu told me he heard that Mai and Joey did it doggy style." She said, no longer able to keep from laughing.

Smack!

I looked over at poor 'Namu' and he looked at me accusingly, a red handprint on his face. My eyes widened and I pointed towards Chris, who was currently rolling around on the floor with laughter. I sighed, figuring that I ought to put things right.. I walked over to Mai and pulled her away from the Violet-eyed god of evilness.

"Chris is a little out of it, sometimes. She didn't mean Namu, she meant Seto." I stated. I snickered under my hand when I saw Mai storm over towards Seto. Seto shot me a look.. I cowered.. So, I ran over to Chris and poked her.

"I think we're in trouble." I hissed.

"Why?" She whispered.

"Because we just got two hot bishies in trouble." I whispered.

"Uh oh." Chris looked over my shoulder. I turned around and leaned my head back, laughing nervously.

"You know, you guys look a lot taller when you're mad..." Flames were surrounding 'Namu' and Seto. "This is the perfect Kodak moment! Chris.. Chris.."

"Right behind you, ducky!" Chris said, pulling a digital camera out. She immediately snapped the picture and walked over to me. I waited a moment for the picture to show up, and then grinned.

"It's PERFECT! It will go in the bishie scrapbook of heaven!" I exclaimed.

I pulled out a book from Chris' sweatshirt pocket and sat down Indian-style. I opened the book and flipped through page after page, until I came upon a clear one. It had Yu-Gi-Oh strung across the top of it in animated letters. I put the picture at the very top. But something seemed missing..

"CHRIS!" I yelled, and Chris was at my side in a minute.. probably because that was where she was at the whole time...

"Yes, ducky?" She asked, saluting me. I was suddenly in a generals clothing, except my pants were flared, my hair wasn't buzzed and my shirt was fashionably black. I pulled out a horse whip from nowhere and plunked a heavy hat on my head. It covered my eyes, but that didn't matter.

"Fall in!" I said, in that stern, 'I'm a general' way. Chris immediately stood as straight as a board as I began to pace back and forth.

"Soldier, do you realize that this scrapbook only contains one Yu-Gi-Oh picture?" I demanded to know.

"Yes, ducky!" She saluted me.

"And do you know what your mission is?" I asked, closing my eyes and standing with my hand behind my back.

"Yes, ducky!" She saluted again.

"Then go to it!" I said, pointing towards all the characters, except for Seto and 'Namu' who were still looking at me angrily.

I turned towards my two favorite bishies and got a sudden idea. My clothes changed from army general, to Ace Detective. I wore a brown trench coat over blue jeans and a sweater. I pulled on a hat that shaded my eyes and walked towards them. I pulled a pen and paper out of thin air and stood before them. A toothpick somehow made its way into my mouth.

"What's the problem?" I asked. Neither answered. I looked over towards them, only to find that they had disappeared. In fact, everyone else had disappeared, too.

"Hey, where is everyone?" I asked, looking around. I suddenly began to panic. And when I panic, it's not good! I looked down at myself and saw I was in my regular anime clothes.. Uh oh! This could mean only one thing.. I had a mission to complete! I looked around again and heard a soft clicking noise. I looked down and screamed when I saw that the tile I was standing on, turned into nothing.

My body fell down at the speed of light. I waited for Himotep to come on swift wings to take me to the Underworld, but it never happened. Rather than landing on top of rock-hard ground, I landed on top of something.

"Whoa, talk about deja vu." I murmured. I looked down and immediately did a double take. It was Seto, but he was dressed weirdly. It took about a minute to realize that this was Seth, high priest of Atemu.

"Dude, didn't I already fall on top of you?" I asked. I turned my body so I was sitting on his stomach. "I mean, I could swear, you're only allowed to fall down from the sky and land on someone once.. Isn't there some sort of unwritten rule?"

"Would someone get this witch off of me?" He said. I put my hands on my hips and glared at him.

"Who are you calling a witch?" I snapped. "I am not a witch, and I take strong offense at being compared to one!"

Before I could complain some more, two pairs of arms grabbed my arms and pulled me up. Seth got up and towered over me. He had this impish grin on his face that I really didn't like! The other Seto dude, I understood, because he was always cold and whatnot, but this one seemed almost.. perverted. It was a strange thought..

"Bring her before the Pharaoh!" Seth said, the impish grin still on his face. I suddenly felt nervous. As beevus and butthead dragged me forward, I noticed that Seth was walking behind. I glanced over and I could swear, he was looking at my butt! I suddenly became self-conscious, wondering if these jeans were too tight, and all that crap. Then, I thought, screw it, I don't care. If Seth the strange one wants to check my ass out, he can do what he damn well pleases.

"What is this intrusion?" I heard a deep voice ask. I looked up and saw Atemu, AKA Yami. He was sitting on this funky throne thing and he looked really cool in his Egyptian clothes. Beevus and butthead pulled me forward, with Seth not far behind.

"Who is this flower?" Atemu asked, making me turn a light shade of pink. I mean, it's not often that I, Beverly frrdrrdrr, hear nice little compliments like these.

"My lord, I do not know. Please believe me when I tell you that she fell from the sky." Seth said. Atemu looked skeptical, but I only nodded. It was true, after all.

"She must be a gift from the gods." Atemu said. I managed to keep from snorting. As he said this, I couldn't help but think; yeah, the time travel gods.

"She should be treated well, if she is a gift from the gods." Atemu said. "Bathe her, and make sure she is given the best of clothes."

I could just hear the perverted wheels turning in Seth's head. Now, I was really nervous. This was just bloody perfect. Not only was I stuck in ancient Egypt, but Chris wasn't even with me. I'd never survive!

Beevus and butthead finally let go of my arms and Seth walked forward. He grabbed my hand gently and led me from the room. All I could think of, was that I was freaking screwed, if this guy was thinking he was going to 'bathe me'. Seriously, what did the Pharaoh mean by that?

Well, Seth was a gentleman, or so I thought.. He allowed some maid chic people to take me to this bathing pool in a secluded part of the.. palace. However, I was quite uncomfortable, because I was used to bathing myself. In fact, I was blushing the entire time. I did not like it! And little did I know, that there were three peeping toms watching from their secluded positions. Yeah, found this out later.. Freaking hentai's!