Disclaimer.
Howdy! This is my first fic as a signed author! I don't mind flames, but try to keep them to a minimal level. I don't own Zelda or Lord of the Rings. They belong to Miyamoto and Tolkien. I happen to love reviews so please keep me happy. Thankx!!!!!!
Hell as we know it…"LINK! HEY!!! GET UP OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO YOUR POST!!!"
"Nnnnnnnn…Don't…wanna!!!"
"LINK!!!!" Screamed the ticked Navi who was trying to wake the lazy Hero of Time up. "GET UP OR ZELDA'S GOING TO FIRE YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER ASK HER OUT!!!!!!!!!!"
"GAAAAAHHHH!!!" Link jumped out of bed and ran for the closet, grabbed his tunic, then his hat and boots. "Why didn't you wake me sooner?!" he yelled as he put his tunic on inside out.
"You were snoring so loud you just heard me yell at you!" said Navi angrily. "Plus I heard something about Zelda and a-"
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Yelled Link as he blushed furiously as he put his left boot on his right foot.
"Link, wrong foot." Informed Navi.
"I KNOW!" Yelled Link exasperatedly. When he was finally properly dressed, he bolted out the door with Navi flying after him.
Outside the moat of Hyrule Castle…
Link ran to the guard that usually stood there until he arrived only to find an angry, pink dressed, blonde haired female Hyalian waiting quietly.
"Uhhh…hi Zelda…" said Link hesitantly, "Might I say that you look lovely today?"
"Link, you are once again late to you're post even though I've given you the name as Head of Guard." Said Zelda, her voice dripping with acid.
"Errrrrrrr…NAVI DIDN'T WAKE ME UP!!!" said Link quickly; cringing under Zelda and Navi's poisonous glares.
"Link. I have no choice." Said Zelda sadly. "You just aren't able to keep responsibility. You're fired." Link looked at her as if he was expecting her to say "GOT CHA!!!" But she just turned and sadly walked back towards the castle gate. "You will need to get your things from inside your room." She said with her back turned as she stopped for a brief moment then walked through the gate.
"See. I told you this would-"
"Shut up."
"Link-"
"Just leave me alone."
In Hyrule Castle town…
Link walked through the town in disbelief. 'How could she do this to me?' he thought 'if she didn't give me such early watch duty I'd never be late! So it's all her fault!'
"Young man…come forth." Said a mysterious man in a draping, blood red, cloak that covered his face in shadow; he sat at a strange table draped with what seemed to be the same material, with a chair opposite him, and a cloudy ball sitting on a grotesque ball stand within arms length. "You seem troubled. Let me help you."
"If you could get me my job back that would be great." Said Link sarcastically.
"No. Just come forth." Motioned the man. Link sat in the rickety chair and stared at the guy as he raised his hands to the globe.
"Yigath ni nan karath moienen horith, borot ke quini noi yasarath."
"What the hell did yo-" Link began to say when a large hole seemed to rip in the center of the crystal ball. Suddenly, he felt a tug around his navel and was pitched head first into the hole.
Somewhere that no Hyalian would know about…
Link landed somewhere near a large wall-less type building. It was just pillars and exquisite paintings lining the inside. Small inscriptions lined the bottom of the large murals.
"What the hell do these signs mean?!" asked Link after he checked to see if everything was in place and nothing broken. "These are weird."
"The ring must be destroyed!!!"
'What ring?!'
"and I don't suppose you think an elf will do it." (If I said it wrong, I'm sorry, I haven't seen the movie for a while because my parents took it away…cry)
'What's an 'elf?!''
"I better see what's going on and where I am!" Link said to himself nervously. He walked to the spot were he heard a large amount of arguing and yelling.
'Damn! these people got some ISSUES!!!"
A/N: It's not all that funny right now, but just wait until the next chapter, let's just say Legolas and Link get into a very exspresive argument over a little something. You'll like it. Right now it's just the intro. Please review! At 4 reviews, I will write again. C'Y4!!!
